Mass Effect What do you think Reapers do while waiting?

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Davichu

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the time it's taken to finally get to the edge of the universe, they probably destroy the universe, turn around and head back home. Becasue they are soooooo slow when they finally get home it's time to go back and destroy.
 

Saulkar

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They remain in a state of hibernation to preserve energy while in linear increments awaking to receive status updates from their advanced scouts observing the galaxy, no doubt relying on a central hub utilizing a quantum entangled communicator.
 

Drakmorg

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Get into turf wars with other gigantic space robots.

Reaper 1: "Greetings ally. Let us go skirmish with the Gundams."
Reaper 2: "I was thinking we might bring annihilation upon Voltron this day."
Reaper 1: "Why not do both? We still have about 23 millenniums before the Milky Way is ripe for conquest once more."
 

Biodeamon

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They watch paint dry in slow motion.
They're evil remember?
Either that or they laugh with their reaper friends of how they wiped out all civilization for the umpteenth time.
 

jFr[e]ak93

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Xpwn3ntial said:
They play Minecraft. That should take up plenty of time.
So the Reapers created Minecraft as a diversion and we simple humans only recently discovered it? It's like the keepers all over again...
 

Chaza

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They scheme and they plan.
They also talk about what they're going to do to us when the come.

They also have epic partys which last for 100s of years at a time.
 

Swifteye

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They play monopoly. Go ahead get a full group going for a game of monopoly. That will take centuries to finish.
 

Hero in a half shell

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They play the risk boardgame, 50,000 years isn't long at all when you're trying to finish a game of Risk. Last time they were so close to finishing before they had to cancel the game for a harvest. Another 5000 years would have ended it.

Damn, pretty much ninja'd by the guy above. What are the chances.
 

DarkhoIlow

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They sip a cup of tea and eat a cookie,while watching the countdown timer of when they are allowed to invade Earth.