Mass Effect What do you think Reapers do while waiting?

[Lex Darko]

They try to figure out why Bioware has resorted to using idiot plots that make no logical sense.

Then they contemplate if there are any Polaroid cameras left in the Mass Effect universe.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

They play Minecraft. That should take up plenty of time.

They probably build computers in their minecraft, so they can build geth in their minecraft computers.

Yo, dawg. I herd you like Minecraft, so we put a computer with Minecraft in yo Minecraft so you can Minecraft in yo Minecraft while you Minecraft.

Wait...the geth are computers, can you build a computer in a geth with minecraft and build a computer in minecraft to then build a geth in?

So basically...

Yo Organic! We're programs who put a program in a program that can program, so you can program a program while you program a program that can program a program in a program that can-*infinite loop*

 

[bdcjacko]

They play Minecraft. That should take up plenty of time.

They probably build computers in their minecraft, so they can build geth in their minecraft computers.

Yo, dawg. I herd you like Minecraft, so we put a computer with Minecraft in yo Minecraft so you can Minecraft in yo Minecraft while you Minecraft.

Wait...the geth are computers, can you build a computer in a geth with minecraft and build a computer in minecraft to then build a geth in?

So basically...

Yo Organic! We're programs who put a program in a program that can program, so you can program a program while you program a program that can program a program in a program that can-*infinite loop*

Yeah, I just saved the universe before Shepard had a chance too by distracting evil robot aliens with minecrafts in minecrafts. I'm off to bang some blue chick with head tentacles now.

 

[Murais]

They continuously calculate PI.....
They try to divide by 0....
They figure out how to put the caramel inside a Caramilk bar...
They resolve which came first....the chicken or the egg....

The chicken and the egg has been resolved. It was the chicken. The proteins required for forming a functioning egg shell can only be produced by being laid by a chicken.


... Yay reaper scientists?

 

[thelonewolf266]

they dream of electric sheep.

You just won the thread in my opinion kudos to you.

 

[Zhukov]

Twister.

You know it's true.

 

[Sora112112]

the wipe of all organic life can take a lot of energy so maybe they need to recharge

 

[Grey_Focks]

they dream of electric sheep.

I think I love you for this answer.

OT: Ah yes, "Reapers", the civilization-ending sentient machines that supposedly play minecraft, go-fish and solve impossible math problems.

We have dismissed that claim.

 

[CloudKiller]

Reaper 1: "I spy with my giant synthetic eye, something beginning with D."

Reaper 2: "Is it Dark Space?"

Reaper 1: "Yep, your turn."

Reaper 2: "Ok, I spy with my giant synthetic eye, something beginning with D."

Harbinger: "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Shadowtek]

one word, orgy

 

[TilMorrow]

Giant robot alien dance party.

Damn Ninja'd, all the same PARTAAAAAIII!

They continuously calculate PI.....
They try to divide by 0....
They figure out how to put the caramel inside a Caramilk bar...
They resolve which came first....the chicken or the egg....

The chicken and the egg has been resolved. It was the chicken. The proteins required for forming a functioning egg shell can only be produced by being laid by a chicken.


... Yay reaper scientists?

Nope, I have one word for you. DINOSAURS!

They came before chickens so the egg came first. Case... *puts on sunglasses* Closed.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[i7omahawki]

They play something other than Mass Effect?

 

[Murais]

Nope, I have one word for you. DINOSAURS!

They came before chickens so the egg came first. Case... *puts on sunglasses* Closed.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm pooping in your collective cereal until I forget, or it stops being funny.


YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN PLANET!!

 

[SIXVI06-M]

They play Minecraft. That should take up plenty of time.

Holy shit, I was going to say that

 

[Lionsfan]

They're all probably playing WoW, or trolling around on /b/

 

[binvjoh]

Work their way through last civilization's porn archives.

C'mon, I'm being realistic.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Play video games, like Mass Effect!
Wait....

I think, as many people have said, they play minecraft. Only that could take up the tens of thousands of years they wait. Either that, or sleep.

 

[Hive Mind]

They play Minecraft. That should take up plenty of time.

They probably build computers in their minecraft, so they can build geth in their minecraft computers.

Yo, dawg. I herd you like Minecraft, so we put a computer with Minecraft in yo Minecraft so you can Minecraft in yo Minecraft while you Minecraft.

Wait...the geth are computers, can you build a computer in a geth with minecraft and build a computer in minecraft to then build a geth in?

Yo, dawg. I herd you like geth, so we put a computer with geth in yo Minecraft so you can geth in your Minecraft while yo Minecraft.