Mating Call

[Tula_2]

Do you remember the old joke: "What's a sorority girls mating call?"

"Oh guys I'm soooooo drunk!"
I'm wondering how many of you out there use a "mating call". I'll start this off with mine.

"I can tell right now your going to be trouble!" and if I really like him I may throw in "but let's see if you can keep up!"

I didn't even know I did it until a friend pointed it out.

 

[Tula_2]

Okay ,I forgot to add that I had to force myself to stop using the line after it was pointed out to me. It just seemed so cornball.

 

[Jedamethis]

If by 'mating call' you mean 'regular chat-up line' and not 'drunken shite' then; none in particular. My silver tongue never stays still.

What he said, but in a slightly less silvery manner.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

A pterodactyl screech. Gets 'em every time.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

For when I feel lucky. "Hey, wanna go make out behind the portajohn."

 

[Tula_2]

"oh that's hot" in my best Paris Hilton voice.

 

[thylasos]

Generally I go for a conversation on something either happening at that moment or a shared topic of interest, to be honest...

Or I start singing folk songs or speaking Russian. Depends on the crowd.

 

[Palademon]

My anti-mating call

 

[Eatbrainz]

*High voice* Hallo!
I've got legs!
D'you like...Bread? I've got a french loaf! *thwack*
You remind me of an elf i saw the other night! ***** stole my copper node.
'OW 'BOUT IT, LUV?

 

[FrostyChick]

Spoiler: snip

My mating call is this.


I don't get mates very often.

If someone were to play that for me I'd be their's forever *dreamy sigh*

OT: I'm a bit too much of social recluse for pick-up lines I'm afraid //_-

 

[SwimmingRock]

My mating call is this.


I don't get mates very often.

That would actually totally work on me. Although Bachs Goldberg Aria would be even more effective. Also not nearly as long.

OT: My mating call is known as "silently leaving". We fear the end of our species is near.

 

[SimuLord]

I don't have one mating call in particular, but the standard is for me to make a truly awful double entendre coupled with giving her a little squeeze just above the hip and a shit-eating grin.

 

[MzStrange]

ummm...... idk if i have one... im horrible at the mating dance... i giggle alot or *giggle*.... lol

 

[Kortney]

Probably walk around really awkwardly knocking things off tables.

Does wonders.

 

[hurfdurp]

LEON, HELP! HELP ME LEON! LEEEEONNNN!