Mating Call

[Tula_2]

"I got no gag reflex"
I know I'm horrible, but it works

I may have to steal this one.
Horrible is a good thing!

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I don't really have a 'mating call' so much as a 'mating stance'... I lean closer to the person and briefly touch their arm or shoulder while we're talking, making sure to keep eye contact and smile a lot. It works beautifully every time.

 

[HT_Black]

"Hi there, my name is Jack. I come from the right side of the tracks, have an extremely secure and high-paying work-from-home job, and the last girl I slept with loved it so much that she was paralyzed by a flood of endorphins for three days straight. I'd like to get to know you better."

"Hi. I'm an introverted male with a slew of generically desirable qualities, and this happy-go-lucky mask is one I put on to hide a dark but totally non-harmful secret from my past. Also, I ride horses."

And sometimes I just strike up a casual conversation and see where it goes. I don't have a set-in-stone strategy, really.

 

[Eumersian]

It's usually a witty comment and welcoming smile. I'm dead sexy when I smile.

 

[Tula_2]

I thought of a few more I've used.
"I'm not wearing any panties" works like a charm.
and this one is specific to fire fighers so if you ever meet one you want to bed try "If I set my clothes on fire...will you come?" he/she will most likely pick up on the inuendo.

Ok that second one is really more of a pick up line than a mating call but whatever.

 

[superbatranger]

I caw like a dying crow, jumping on one leg flapping my arms at the same time, while humping the closest fire hydrant.

Works like a charm.

 

[Deathkingo]

I will answer this the way I answered the last thread: Anything by Manowar.

Here you go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0sW7KOFhU

 

[Krion_Vark]

A pterodactyl screech. Gets 'em every time.

Are you my brother because he does that exact thing or the wookie call its quite funny IMO

 

[Paksenarrion]

Mating call? Uh...I dress up as Navi from OoT, tap my boyfriend on the shoulder and say, "Hey, listen!" while pointing to my lack of pantsu.

 

[Badger Kyre]

Mating call? Uh...I dress up as Navi from OoT, tap my boyfriend on the shoulder and say, "Hey, listen!" while pointing to my lack of pantsu.

Every boy should be so lucky...

I'm more used to "are u seriously not going to *** me tonight? "

but seriously, I think the mating call question was more for people who don't already have a lover.
too many people who do quit putting nay effort into earning it any more, I guess.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Mating call? Uh...I dress up as Navi from OoT, tap my boyfriend on the shoulder and say, "Hey, listen!" while pointing to my lack of pantsu.

Every boy should be so lucky...

I'm more used to "are u seriously not going to *** me tonight? "

but seriously, I think the mating call question was more for people who don't already have a lover.
too many people who do quit putting nay effort into earning it any more, I guess.

Oh. I don't really do mating calls. I hunt. ^_^

When I'm in heat and I want to be on the receiving end, I do the Navi thing when I have the time. Otherwise, I just wear a skirt and pull his head down to my ******. I control rate and depth with sometimes whispered, sometimes guttural, verbal commands through half lidded eyes while tugging or stroking his hair with both hands.

Damn. I'm a text-hibitionist. I think this post probably broke a few forum rules...

 

[Tula_2]

Mating call? Uh...I dress up as Navi from OoT, tap my boyfriend on the shoulder and say, "Hey, listen!" while pointing to my lack of pantsu.

Every boy should be so lucky...

I'm more used to "are u seriously not going to *** me tonight? "

but seriously, I think the mating call question was more for people who don't already have a lover.
too many people who do quit putting nay effort into earning it any more, I guess.

Oh. I don't really do mating calls. I hunt. ^_^

When I'm in heat and I want to be on the receiving end, I do the Navi thing when I have the time. Otherwise, I just wear a skirt and pull his head down to my ******. I control rate and depth with sometimes whispered, sometimes guttural, verbal commands through half lidded eyes while tugging or stroking his hair with both hands.

Damn. I'm a text-hibitionist. I think this post probably broke a few forum rules...

I'm going to have to parrot what he said "Every boy should be so lucky." Keep up the text-hibitionism I'll watch and learn.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Mating call? Uh...I dress up as Navi from OoT, tap my boyfriend on the shoulder and say, "Hey, listen!" while pointing to my lack of pantsu.

Every boy should be so lucky...

I'm more used to "are u seriously not going to *** me tonight? "

but seriously, I think the mating call question was more for people who don't already have a lover.
too many people who do quit putting nay effort into earning it any more, I guess.

Oh. I don't really do mating calls. I hunt. ^_^

When I'm in heat and I want to be on the receiving end, I do the Navi thing when I have the time. Otherwise, I just wear a skirt and pull his head down to my ******. I control rate and depth with sometimes whispered, sometimes guttural, verbal commands through half lidded eyes while tugging or stroking his hair with both hands.

Damn. I'm a text-hibitionist. I think this post probably broke a few forum rules...

I'm going to have to parrot what he said "Every boy should be so lucky." Keep up the text-hibitionism I'll watch and learn.

There's really not much to learn, I suppose. I just...do what I want. I guess it's all because my bf is not just sweet and innocent and kind, it's also because whenever I seduce him, I feel like I'm corrupting a virgin every time. I think he gets a kick out of being knowingly seduced.

His reactions are so cute, especially when I return the favor. He's so shy about pulling my hair, but I think that's a good thing. When he orgasms, his entire body trembles, and his fingers clench like a baby's. He pulls my hair just hard enough to give me stimulation, and not too hard that it hurts. He blushes all over, and his chest heaves like he just ran a marathon. I like to lay my head on his stomach and let his *** run out of my mouth. I enjoy the look on his face when he sees his own *** running down my chin.

I never thought I could be so...vile. But I guess it's just because it's him. I'd ball stomp anyone else who even hinted at wanting anything like that from me.