Maybe not the right place to ask but..

[GrinningManiac]

I find myself in a sort of jam here. There is this girl whom I really like and I've been meaning to ask her out for sometime. Problem is though, my best friend has the same idea. Of late, I have had no fucking phone to contact her or anything, but my friend has. It's late, I'm tired and can't sleep because everytime I close my eyes I see the two together. Humor me for a moment fellow escapists, and help me.

Are you a Man or a Mouse? Challange him, son! Duel to defend your honour! Win the fair lady's hand!

Bear in mind though, that if you initiate the duel, he gets the choice of weapon. Balance up the pros of dueling with the cons of your friend's mental stability and violent imagination before you slap him with a glove