Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

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From a great TV show
"sheeeiiit" (shit)

From a book series (recently made into a great TV show)
"Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver? Gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? Is there gold in the village?"
In rhythm with stabs.

From same series of books
"In his chainmail shirt with a sword in his hand, Gendry looked almost a man grown, and dangerous. Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie."
 
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Raognerrrm said:
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This one is very well known, but definitely memorable:

"I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracker comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His stroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropiate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of personal safety semi-colon to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my if necessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid deity breacket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whiever is inappropiate bracket full stop"
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Oooo, that's from one of the Discworlds...
I think it's Men at Arms, but it might be the Night Watch :S
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Kudos to you, technically it's in both.
 
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Generic Thug: Gimme all yer money!
Victim: I wouldn't if I was you.....
G.Thug: Oh really? why not?
Victim; The Government doesn't like competition....

I might have gotten the thug's lines wrong, but cookie for whoever gets this
 
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runnernda said:
Trivun said:
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Here's a quote I quite like, that should be a challenge to everyone ;D...

While stands the Coliseum, Rome shall stand;
When falls the Coliseum, Rome shall fall;
And when Rome falls ? the World.
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Anyone who actually guesses this correctly, without Google, will earn my undying respect and admiration, for their excellent taste in literature...
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Lord Byron, I believe?


Here's a couple from me:

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."


"I know that you won't be able to afford that trip to Spain you've been talking about. Say goodbye to riding around on gondolas and eating bratwurst and seeing the Pyramids."
"I don't think you know what Spain is."
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Wow. Someone actually got it right. You, my friend, have won my respect, and many many kudos. Yeah, it's Byron, from his epic Childe Harolde's Pilgrimage...

And don't know what your first quote is from, but the Spain one? How I Met Your Mother.
 
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afbrien said:
My two:
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"
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the first one is the "dirty Hungarian handbook"!
(or guidebook, or some other ....book)
 
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Devil said:
Madman123456 said:
"You'll come for the toxins, but you'll stay... because you're dead! Hahrharhar!"
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Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour, that toxin general during the challenges. He pissed me off when I was the Infantry General.


"You wanted to know how I did it. That's how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back!"

Whoever can guess it without Google wins a friend request from me just for being sheer awesome.
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That would be Gattaca, which is a fine fine movie. I would also like to add, "What's your number, you fucking flatfoot!" from the same picture.

In a literary vein, I am going to add a quote from one of the finest genre novels ever written. Feel free to look up the quote on Google, and pick up the book it is from, and enrich your life by reading it.

"He bets himself a dollar that she won't look back at him before she put up her hood and steps out into the snow. But he's a charitable man, and it was a sucker bet, and so he never bothers to collect."

Another literary quote, from another book you should definitely read once in your life:

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked."
 
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Pohaturon said:
Generic Thug: Gimme all yer money!
Victim: I wouldn't if I was you.....
G.Thug: Oh really? why not?
Victim; The Government doesn't like competition....

I might have gotten the thug's lines wrong, but cookie for whoever gets this
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I have o idea where this is from but it sounds epic.
Would you mind telling me where this is taken from?

lighthearted dialogue coming right up -

*Girl*: Why would they need to go to the red light district when they have me around?
*Male Companion*: *Girl's name*... do you have any idea what you just sounded like you were volunteering for?
 
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TheIronRuler said:
Pohaturon said:
Generic Thug: Gimme all yer money!
Victim: I wouldn't if I was you.....
G.Thug: Oh really? why not?
Victim; The Government doesn't like competition....

I might have gotten the thug's lines wrong, but cookie for whoever gets this
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I have o idea where this is from but it sounds epic.
Would you mind telling me where this is taken from?

lighthearted dialogue coming right up -

*Girl*: Why would they need to go to the red light district when they have me around?
*Male Companion*: *Girl's name*... do you have any idea what you just sounded like you were volunteering for?
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Probably wrong buuut.... Samurai Champlo? o_O
 
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Ulixes Dimon said:
TheIronRuler said:
Pohaturon said:
Generic Thug: Gimme all yer money!
Victim: I wouldn't if I was you.....
G.Thug: Oh really? why not?
Victim; The Government doesn't like competition....

I might have gotten the thug's lines wrong, but cookie for whoever gets this
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I have o idea where this is from but it sounds epic.
Would you mind telling me where this is taken from?

lighthearted dialogue coming right up -

*Girl*: Why would they need to go to the red light district when they have me around?
*Male Companion*: *Girl's name*... do you have any idea what you just sounded like you were volunteering for?
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Probably wrong buuut.... Samurai Champlo? o_O
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Not wrong at all, nice guess.
I got another one :
-"How could I forget? He's into dead girls! "
 
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TheIronRuler said:
Not wrong at all, nice guess.
I got another one :
-"How could I forget? He's into dead girls! "
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This sounds very familiar... It might come to me in a second...
"It's the Jelly-Brain in my head fiddli'n around"
 
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

And another one that I love:
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
 
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panosbouk said:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

And another one that I love:
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
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I think that the first one was from a cracked article, I have heard the first one before, but I don't know where.

My quote: "Blasphemy? No, it is not blasphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, he is beneath it."
 
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