Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[Sikratua]

I have a devious one.
"Sleeping so carelessly. I could do something to you so easily."

Samurai Champloo: Episode 2

"Okay, Chief. Take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

 

[arc101]

Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'

Hah! took me a sec. I forgot about Freeman's Mind. Love that series. It ended abruptly though... didn't it?

35 episodes...Think they;re still being made

 

[TheIronRuler]

I have a devious one.
"Sleeping so carelessly. I could do something to you so easily."

Samurai Champloo: Episode 2

"Okay, Chief. Take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

Very Nice.
Is that line... from Clue?

I have another one.
"God's not at home. He's on vacation at Vegas. "

 

[Sikratua]

Yes, it is from Clue. It's actually the last line of the movie. If memory serves, yours is from Black Lagoon.

"God's gonna sit this one out."

 

[TheIronRuler]

Yes, it is from Clue. It's actually tyhe last line of the movie. If memory serves, yours is from Black Lagoon.

"God's gonna sit this one out."

Nice call.
The Punisher? I'm not sure, it sounds like a common line.
This is rather obscure -
"I can see the ending!"

 

[eggmiester]

"at the bottom, you see, we are not homo sapiens at all. our core is madness. our prime directive?MURDER.what darwin was too polite to say, my friends,is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or the meanest, but because we've always been the craziest. most murdering motherfuckers in the jungle."

Cell?

What fun is it being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?

dammit, foiled again!

also: calvin and hobbes? nice one dude.

 

[martyrdrebel27]

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'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

an interesting fact about that quote. in the book, it actually says "I want to have your abortion." But the lady at Fox who had to approve the movie said that was too vulgar, and forced them to change it.

So the new quote was filmed, and fox was assured that the offensive quote was removed and let it go without reviewing what replaced it.

EDIT: oh and i want to through a fairly easy quote out there.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

 

[ewhac]

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

 

[Sikratua]

Yes, it is from Clue. It's actually tyhe last line of the movie. If memory serves, yours is from Black Lagoon.

"God's gonna sit this one out."

Nice call.
The Punisher? I'm not sure, it sounds like a common line.
This is rather obscure -
"I can see the ending!"

Very nicely done.

Sadly, I had to look your quote up, so I won't cheat on that one.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

I have two quotes, each from the two movies I have the most action-y fun with:
(In response to someone saying they should have killed him a long time ago) "Yes, you should have. But you didn't ..."
And
"Didn't I kill you already?"

 

[ewhac]

"Didn't I kill you already?"

Mmmm.... Hellboy?

Have another one:

Duggan, why is it that every time I start to talk to someone, you knock them unconscious?

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

"Didn't I kill you already?"

Mmmm.... Hellboy?

Have another one:

Duggan, why is it that every time I start to talk to someone, you knock them unconscious?

Yes indeed! Good ol' Hellboy. I watch that movie about three times a year, every year since I was nine.
I'm afraid I don't know your quote.

 

[A Shadows Age]

Sorry not reading all that... (9 pages)

Pretty common but a favorite - "heads I win. Tails you lose."

-"Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do. Cause their fast!"

 

[A3Bf72rVWE5hA]

To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.

Dude, this site has Zero Punctuation on it. I think the good ship Profanity has pretty much sailed at this point. Don't know about the quote, though.

EDIT: But what I CAN do is use this post as an opportunity to post two more quotes:

"Don't tell me what I can't do!"

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

The last one is amazingly obscure, yet awesome if you know what it is.

Dexter is obscure? I quite liked what i saw of it.

OT: "So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood. And what if you could have genetic perfection? would you change who you are if you could, cause it's quick, it's clean and it's pure."

 

[Wereduck]

Here's mine: "You may call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake."

That's L in Death Note.

As for me:
Yeah, and if your momma had teeth she wouldn't suck dick so good - what's your point?

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

 

[Mr.Swiggly]

To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.

Dude, this site has Zero Punctuation on it. I think the good ship Profanity has pretty much sailed at this point. Don't know about the quote, though.

EDIT: But what I CAN do is use this post as an opportunity to post two more quotes:

"Don't tell me what I can't do!"

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

The last one is amazingly obscure, yet awesome if you know what it is.

Dexter is obscure? I quite liked what i saw of it.

OT: "So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood. And what if you could have genetic perfection? would you change who you are if you could, cause it's quick, it's clean and it's pure."

Repo the Genetic Opera?

Another quote, really obscure:
"Have you tried talking to her?"
"No we've been punching her in the face repeatedly. Why, do you think talking will help?"

The wording might be a bit off though.

 

[funguy2121]

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

Oddly enough, this was only in the movie because "I wanna have your abortion didn't make it past the MPAA without an NC-17 rating, but the 'grade school' line somehow did.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

No idea of number one, but is number two from Blade?

Mine: "I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!"

 

[Wereduck]

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

No idea of number one, but is number two from Blade?

Correctamundo Angel - well done!

 

[Mr.Swiggly]

...and number two:
Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?

No idea of number one, but is number two from Blade?

Mine: "I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!"

I'm pretty sure that's from The Island. Ewan MacGregor's character says it.

Do I get another quote?
"What did you do with him?"
"I let him go."