Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[Doomsday11]

Hello escapists.
It's that time of the month to have a 'memorable quotes' thread just for you!
That's great.
Now, this time around I beg of you to try and use some less known quotes, that require people to search for the topic and learn about it.
Unless they're damn lazy.
Kudos for people that can guess the person who said the quote on the above post.

I'll begin.

'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'

'Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand'

There aren't any other posters above me, so I'll just get you started.
IMPORTANT - don't write more than 2 quotes in your post, if you have many interesting ones spread them out and let others guess away!

Fight club for the first and push? for the second

"They return my lord...Aye for better of worse the lost kin will once again stalk the domains of man" Kudos to you if you get that one and "I have lived for three-thousand years and in the time I have seem all your world has too offer".

 

[ChupathingyX]

Spike Transformers?


"Wagga Wagga Wagga"

Either Pacman or that episode of Futurama.

"Beauty, come to me!"

 

[General_Potatoes]

Okay my turn:
"Brick where'd you get a hand grenade?
" I don't know" (Hint: Its one of the greatest movies of all time).

 

[Captain Pancake]

If I were your wife I would poison your tea!
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Churchill

"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive."

NO GOOGLE

Catch 22, I did my personal study on it.

"I say we we wait a while. See what happens."

 

[TheIronRuler]

"I can see the ending!"

I'd say that's Keima from The World God Only Knows

Here's one from me:

"Oh shit! What are we gonna do now?"

Very nicely done. I have no damn idea where this is from since it's awfully common.

One from me - "Nothing personal. It's just revenge."

 

[Ocelano]

Not seen the movie in a while but here goes.

GuyA: What do you think of that weapon?
GuyB: *Spins a knife around in his hand* It's 'bout a half gram heavy on the back end.

Chronacles of riddick, just after he knifes the necron that killed his mate, love that film

Guy 1 - are you ok in there
Guy 2 - yea im fan f**king tastic, nothing bu gumdrops and icecream in here

Vegeta dbz abridge after being sent into the mountain

Ok here's mine

" Love is where you find it whereever that may be for me it was in a hopper bin with my trousers round my knee"

 

[TheIronRuler]

Not seen the movie in a while but here goes.

GuyA: What do you think of that weapon?
GuyB: *Spins a knife around in his hand* It's 'bout a half gram heavy on the back end.

Chronacles of riddick, just after he knifes the necron that killed his mate, love that film

Guy 1 - are you ok in there
Guy 2 - yea im fan f**king tastic, nothing bu gumdrops and icecream in here

Vegeta dbz abridge after being sent into the mountain

Ok here's mine

" Love is where you find it whereever that may be for me it was in a hopper bin with my trousers round my knee"

I'm going for 'Sailor's Arms'.


Both are magnificent lines.

"I must concentrate hard in order to attain true self pleasure"

"My whole life is just a wank!"

 

[Icaruss]

It is good we have seen such terrible things.Now death will bring no great sorrow

 

[TheIronRuler]

Here's another one -
"Did you think that you could sleep you way to success nowadays? That original author is infamous for his shiftiness!"

 

[Korak the Mad]

I have a quote that I bet that not many people will know.

It's: "Looky here. I've got red cars. I've got green cars. I've got enough cars to choke a camel!"

 

[Zakarath]

I've got 2:
*"So how does a sword get a soul?" "You are what you eat! Heh heh... You don't really eat souls, do you?"
"No. I free them. Surgically."*-a webcomic

*"See, I told you they'd listen to Reason"*-a book

 

[TheIronRuler]

"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. "

Should be well known.

 

[Drtfgf5]

Terminator one
"I'll be back."

 

[TheIronRuler]

Terminator one
"I'll be back."

You lost the point of the thread.
You should say the quote and let others guess where it's from.
Here's one from me-
"An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded."

 

[Wintermoot]

"WHO,S LAUGHING NOW?! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"this Zaku maneuvers like a piece of shit!"

 

[ZtH]

"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. "

Should be well known.

That would be Sun Tzu from the art of war correct?

Here are mine:

"This is Planet Earth, Agent White. Do you read me, over? Today I kept the peace on this planet. Over? This planet's very peaceful. Over and out."

"I'm not just a shadow cast by your light.
I'm the real you. Darkness is pure,transparent, beautiful. Embrace solitude."

Those two are from the same work and lastly

"Hullo London."
"Hullo John Constantine."
"How are you then, London?"
"All right. Full of people. Raining. You?"
"Aah, not bad. It's almost lunchtime, so I'm heading into town for the breakfast."
"Good idea, John."
"Thank you, London."

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"I am a *****", and the entire speech that followed. It was more funny than meaningful.

 

[ZtH]

Do I get another quote?
"What did you do with him?"
"I let him go."

That would be Commando, that's what John "Tough guy name" Matrix says after dropping Sully off the cliff.

I posted this a while ago but still no one knows what it is:

"Beauty, come to me."

I believe that's what Sephiroth says in Kingdom Hearts at least, but I could be way off.

Here's another quote from a game


"War is not in human nature. Humans fight by making themselves enter Insanity. This is a tool to amplify that Insanity"

 

[TheIronRuler]

"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. "

Should be well known.

That would be Sun Tzu from the art of war correct?

Here are mine:

"This is Planet Earth, Agent White. Do you read me, over? Today I kept the peace on this planet. Over? This planet's very peaceful. Over and out."

"I'm not just a shadow cast by your light.
I'm the real you. Darkness is pure,transparent, beautiful. Embrace solitude."

Those two are from the same work and lastly

"Hullo London."
"Hullo John Constantine."
"How are you then, London?"
"All right. Full of people. Raining. You?"
"Aah, not bad. It's almost lunchtime, so I'm heading into town for the breakfast."
"Good idea, John."
"Thank you, London."

First one is supposed to be Tekkonkinkreet .

Two from me-

"Commie ghosts, trying to steal our rockets and fly to moon, so they can paint it pink and put Lenin's face on it."

"They asked what do you know about theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics."