Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[Athol]

Two from me-

"Commie ghosts, trying to steal our rockets and fly to moon, so they can paint it pink and put Lenin's face on it."

"They asked what do you know about theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics."

FallOut NV?

Mine:
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

 

[TheIronRuler]

Two from me-

"Commie ghosts, trying to steal our rockets and fly to moon, so they can paint it pink and put Lenin's face on it."

"They asked what do you know about theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics."

FallOut NV?

Mine:
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You're correct.

First is (I think) Joss Whedon.

"I still couldn't sleep after all... I thought that I could sleep for the first time in 32 years"

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Beauty, come to me."

I believe that's what Sephiroth says in Kingdom Hearts at least, but I could be way off.

Haha yeah you're way off, but, my quote is from a Japanese game.

 

[octafish]

This film, BTW, should be considered required viewing if you haven't seen it already:

But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion!

I am as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore! Good gods Network is a great film.

I have a quote that I bet that not many people will know.

It's: "Looky here. I've got red cars. I've got green cars. I've got enough cars to choke a camel!"

Hey Crazy Eddie where'd you get all these cars? I personally like Spatula City. It was called The Vidiot from UHF in Australai but I suspect it had adifferent name in other regions.

I'll weigh in with...

Person 1:You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Then go outside, turn around three times and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?

and

All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

I think have quite a few near impossible ones.

"Now I've often thought I'd like to write a mathematics textbook, someday, because I have a title that I know will sell a million copies. I'm gonna' call it: 'Tropic of Calculus'."

"The natives grieve when the white men leave their huts, because they're obviously, definitely nuts"

"Monsieur, I beg your pardon."

"It's too soon to say." after being asked on what the effects of the french revolution were.

 

[Avdutch]

I think have quite a few near impossible ones.
"Monsieur, I beg your pardon."

Hey this one I know. Marie Antoinette right? As for the others you mentioned, no idea.

Anyway here's my 2 cents:

"There is hope for the future. And when the world is ready for a new and better life, all this will come to pass. In God's good time."
Shouldn't be too hard, please don't google it.

Also:

"Adness... Sheer and utter adness."

Lastly:

"Let me make this very clear: this is your deal, not mine, so unless I have written authorization, this whole thing is over before it starts because I'm not going to be the only one left without a chair when the music stops."

 

[Cipher1]

Argh I cant get anyone of these heres hoping these trump everyone else as everyone elses has trumped me.

"WHOS GONNA LOOK AFTER MY SHEEP!"
"Move here move there you treat me like a slave"

 

[Hamish Durie]

*how are you BECAUSE I'M A POTATO" still love it
edit: RVB "what happend?" "you got knocked up then knocked down"

 

[Smagmuck_]

"You weren't supposed to come into work today."

"I think the point of a children's book is to NOT scare the shit out of them."

"What are you doing!? This is an Alien Planet! You don't know if the air is breathable!"

"Run away!"

"Well, at least you spelled "cock" right this time."

"Shughart's dead, good luck."

"Americans, you all live boring, dark, uninteresting lives."

"What the fuck does "Gooney Goo-goo" mean?"

"What kind of name is 'Soap'?"

 

[SoranMBane]

*how are you BECAUSE I'M A POTATO" still love it

GLaDOS, Portal 2

"What kind of name is 'Soap'?"

Captain Price, Call of Duty 4.

Yay, I finally knew some!

Now here's mine:
"Ellie! There's a giant tentacle blocking the transport door."

 

[Redingold]

'Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand'

Is that the thought of dock worker in Union Town in the first Destroy All Humans!?

You have to start learning to believe the little lies. "So we can believe the big ones?" Yes. Justice. Mercy. Duty. That sort of thing. "They're not the same at all!" You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet- and yet, you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.

 

[Pat8u]

hmm I have no idea about the post above me

OT:"Fancy seeing you here in the heat of battle...was the libary closed?"

 

[ElNeroDiablo]

I think have quite a few near impossible ones.

"Now I've often thought I'd like to write a mathematics textbook, someday, because I have a title that I know will sell a million copies. I'm gonna' call it: 'Tropic of Calculus'."

Tom Lehrer, "New Maths" closing speech.

"Adam. Adam? What's wrong?"
"I'm a frog!"
"Yes, a frog, like the one you kiss to get a handsome prince!" *smooch*

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"Come to the coast! We'll get together! Have a few laughs!" *sarcastic chuckle*

 

[uttaku]

you sir are drunk. yes but you madanm are ugly but in the moring i shall be sober...

in defeat you need it in victory you deserve it.

both from the same source.

 

[uttaku]

I could be horribly wrong but I believe that is terry prachett and I'll go further by saying its death and susan. although as a second and less likely guess its similar to what the watch golem says....

 

[dontpokethebear]

emo phillips, emo phillips!!!!! my favorite comedian!

 

[Avdutch]

you sir are drunk. yes but you madanm are ugly but in the moring i shall be sober...

in defeat you need it in victory you deserve it.

both from the same source.

Winston Churchill.

 

[uttaku]

you sir are drunk. yes but you madanm are ugly but in the moring i shall be sober...

in defeat you need it in victory you deserve it.

both from the same source.

Winston Churchill.

correct sir! bonus points if you get what he was talking about in the 2nd quote.

 

[Avdutch]

you sir are drunk. yes but you madanm are ugly but in the moring i shall be sober...

in defeat you need it in victory you deserve it.

both from the same source.

Winston Churchill.

correct sir! bonus points if you get what he was talking about in the 2nd quote.

Dunno, whiskey maybe? (Wasn't Johnny Walker Red Label his favourite?)

 

[standokan]

One of my favourites is:

"What happened to the american dream?" "It came true, you're looking at it"