Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[Carboncrown]

Okay, this should be easy.

"Fighting the war on drugs, one brutality case at a time."

"Girl, you can't even call this shit a war."

"Why not?"

"Wars end."

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

lets see if anyone get this one. its my favorite quote ever.
You don't butt in line! You don't steal! You don't molest little children! You don't deal drugs! The rules haven't changed!

 

[slightly evil]

*baddie outlines his doomsday plan*
"we'll stop you!"
"do you think I would have told you my plan if there's any way you could have stopped me? I activated the device 20 minutes ago"

"you think you're doing some damage? two plus two is... zzzzst ten.
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!"

oh and for fun, let's have some ZP:
'It leaves you exhausted and strangely satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin'

 

[TheIronRuler]

*baddie outlines his doomsday plan*
"we'll stop you!"
"do you think I would have told you my plan if there's any way you could have stopped me? I activated the device 20 minutes ago"

"you think you're doing some damage? two plus two is... zzzzst ten.
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!"

First is the watchmen.
No idea what the second one is.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

*baddie outlines his doomsday plan*
"we'll stop you!"
"do you think I would have told you my plan if there's any way you could have stopped me? I activated the device 20 minutes ago"

"you think you're doing some damage? two plus two is... zzzzst ten.
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!"

that's from team america i do believe, i fucking love that movie... nothing like puppet sex!

argh! here mine be someones last words before dying, but it's still an awesome quote...
-just before dying in a garishly decorated hotel room, so-and-so said " either that wallpaper goes, or i go"

and go that person did, lol...

 

[Harkonnen64]

I love sitting down with Uncle Canderous to listen his stories, namely:


I think the subsequent response of "I want a basilisk war droid!" is appopriate...

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I'm the name on all the men's room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who, is, that, girl?"

*baddie outlines his doomsday plan*
"we'll stop you!"
"do you think I would have told you my plan if there's any way you could have stopped me? I activated the device 20 minutes ago"

I think what you mean is:
"Do it?
Dan, I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting it's outcome?
I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

It's from Watchmen, and he's not 'the baddy' (depending on your interpretation).

"you think you're doing some damage? two plus two is... zzzzst ten.
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!"

Well that's obviously from Portal.

 

[Gaiseric]

"Where do you put the bayonet?"

 

[Carboncrown]

''There are two people in the world who I trust. One of them is me, and the other is not you.''

Evangelion?

 

[Goofguy]

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"

Three kings?

Not quite, it's from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

 

[twistedmic]

To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.

The Boondock Saints 'Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word' doesn't it?

And here are a couple of quotes to add to the thread.

"Is there something we should know about you?"

and

"You boys like Mexico?"

 

[Amethyst Wind]

OK here we go: I got your back like a buttcrack!

That's Dizzy from Gears of War 2.

"Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it."

There, guess that.

Dances with Wolves. I'll take my crown now.


Here's mine:

"More like a non-ja."

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

This one is very well known, but definitely memorable:

"I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracker comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His stroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropiate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of personal safety semi-colon to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my if necessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid deity breacket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropiate bracket full stop"

 

[xerounlimited]

"I don't know who my mother was,"
"Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are."

 

[slightly evil]

*baddie outlines his doomsday plan*
"we'll stop you!"
"do you think I would have told you my plan if there's any way you could have stopped me? I activated the device 20 minutes ago"

"you think you're doing some damage? two plus two is... zzzzst ten.
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!"

that's from team america i do believe, i fucking love that movie... nothing like puppet sex!

argh! here mine be someones last words before dying, but it's still an awesome quote...
-just before dying in a garishly decorated hotel room, so-and-so said " either that wallpaper goes, or i go"

and go that person did, lol...

It's Watchmen, my Team America quote would be:
Kim Jong Il: "or what?"
Hans Blix: "or the UN will be very angry at you, and we will write you a letter expressing just how angry we are"

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw--a better throw--against one's destiny...what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

I looked at your avatar first, and went 'ooh, Legacy of Kain', then I read the first three words of your quote and went 'ooh, Legacy of Kain! Soul Reaver, in fact!'

Mine:

"My name . . ."
"Starts with a D!"
" . . . is Rasputin."

Not terribly obscure, but a good one.

EDIT: "NEOTANKERY!"

It's from a Let's Play-er, if that's allowed.

First one is Psychonauts, of course... surprised no one answered before. And it's Razputin
The second sounds like the LP-er was on Advanced Wars, but I don't know who.

Let's see.. quote... quote... how about this one; "Beware the voices of sensible men, who know all the words and sing almost in tune."

EDIT:

"I don't know who my mother was,"
"Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are."

And this one is Game of Thrones! Jon and Tyrion. I have the book on my desk right now.

 

[shrekfan246]

My original quote was going to be the single most profane scene I've ever seen in a movie, but it's a bit long to be "memorable", so I'll pick a different quote from the same film:
"Those aren't pillows!"

 

[Gaiseric]

"You boys like Mexico?"

Super Troopers?

 

[slightly evil]

"I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I'm the name on all the men's room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who, is, that, girl?"

*baddie outlines his doomsday plan*
"we'll stop you!"
"do you think I would have told you my plan if there's any way you could have stopped me? I activated the device 20 minutes ago"

I think what you mean is:
"Do it?
Dan, I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting it's outcome?
I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

It's from Watchmen, and he's not 'the baddy' (depending on your interpretation).

"you think you're doing some damage? two plus two is... zzzzst ten.
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE!"

Well that's obviously from Portal.

Sadly I couldn't remember it word for word. sorry

 

[Carboncrown]

"I don't know who my mother was,"
"Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are."

I'm thinking a Game of Thrones would be a good guess.