Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

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Jedoro

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Henkie36 said:
''There are two people in the world who I trust. One of them is me, and the other is not you.''
Con Air

"If I could be half the human being Bob is at the cost of being a poof, I'd have to think about it. Not for very long, but it'd give me pause."
 

Sir Boss

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shameless egotism on my part

"I guess that makes me the boss of this place then"
"all hail Sir Boss!"

I may not have quoted that correctly, if anybody knows it properly inform me

"Danny Kaye, who has been a particular idol of mine since childbirth,"
keep in mind the source for this quote is male
 
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Let's go with some quotes from TV:

"Hey! Ass-butt!"

and, alternatively:

"Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than? no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"
 

KittensTiger

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"Do you know me my lord? Excellent well! You are a fishmonger!"

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything that you have"

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."

And if you get this one... amazing:

"Clearly marks a trend in the Roberts court being less strictly constitutional and more strictly awesome"
 

Raskolnikov34

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While stands the Coliseum, Rome shall stand;
When falls the Coliseum, Rome shall fall;
And when Rome falls ? the World.
Anyone who actually guesses this correctly, without Google, will earn my undying respect and admiration, for their excellent taste in literature...[/quote]

Wait, is this a Lord Byron quote?
 
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WouldYouKindly said:
To add a lot of profanity to this thread

"Fucking, what the fucking fuck, who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks FUCK!?"

If anything gets me a warning from the mods, this should be it.
Dude, this site has Zero Punctuation on it. I think the good ship Profanity has pretty much sailed at this point. Don't know about the quote, though.

EDIT: But what I CAN do is use this post as an opportunity to post two more quotes:

"Don't tell me what I can't do!"

"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."

The last one is amazingly obscure, yet awesome if you know what it is.
 

Mrselfdestruct

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
"Don't tell what I can't do!"
John Locke from Lost, right?

But I think you left a "me" out...

EDIT

"Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?"

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
 

chach_face

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Goofguy said:
Patton

"There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"

EDIT: too late but this was in response to Nero's post
The good, the bad and the ugly. Good movie.

New quote: "Ha! I threw that shit before I came in the room!"
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call."

A personal favorite of mine.