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Iron Lightning

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Well, I'm already 6'2" so if I get much taller I won't be able to comfortably fit in my car. My muscles can be improved through exercise so adding inches there would be a waste of magic. Therefore, I would add all 3 inches to my dick. Hopefully when my dick is increased it would maintain its current girth to length ratio since girth is the more important characteristic of a dick. Maybe I could combine it with those internet pills that add 2.5" so I could have a 13" dick and then I could work in porn.

thaluikhain said:
Why would you actually want a big dick?

Ok, if you were shagging a horse, maybe, otherwise not so much.
Many chicks like big dicks. Not too big, mind you, but several inches over average is generally considered optimum.

We live in a society which values big dicks so having a big dick increases your social status and self-confidence.

You can do porn or become a gigolo. You won't even have to work out if you have a big enough dick, just look at Ron Jeremy.

You can pierce the cervix at the end of the vaginal canal which is a lot of fun.
 

Sethzard

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2 on dick one on height, that way I'd be about 6:2 and would quite like to make it a bit bigger.
 

Thaluikhain

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antidonkey said:
How about 3 inches worth of zeros on the end of my bank account balance?
I like this idea.

Iron Lightning said:
You can pierce the cervix at the end of the vaginal canal which is a lot of fun.
This idea I like not so much.
 

Thespian

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I'd add all three inches to my eyelashes. Just for shits and giggles. I mean, I could cut them if I wanted and it'd be totally lolworthy for a day or so.
 

the doom cannon

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.5 inches to the dick, 1 inch to height, and 1.5 inches to arms.
Explanation: I would be 6'1", have an above average dick with good girth, and just barely fit into my shirts XD
 

Paradoxrifts

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Three inches straight to my dick, 1.5 on the top and 1.5 across. Why? I'm already 6'3, but I've been cursed with an average sized dick. It just looks small on a man of my stature.

Well. That's my supply of honesty gone for today. Time to go lie to some people..
 

Total LOLige

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All three on the dick just because I could. Otherwise I'd add all three inches to my height.