Message to your younger self.
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To a version of me entering High School: No, you are not going to have sex until after you graduate. Yes, you will get to third but you won't go all the way. Summer of 2006 you'll get there so be patient or, better yet, don't be so damned creepy. If you want to jump-start your sex life than don't wait until senior year to join Drama Club. If nothing else you'll get your Student Service Learning Hours without having to join the Key Club (which you will not like). You may also want to try applying to Blockbuster Video around Junior Year. They're right in the shopping center which is walking distance and we both know how our gaming habit is like (FYI: Look for Painkiller on the Xbox). Finally, always take what Dad says with a grain of salt as he is a douche. Do NOT move in with him as it will cause more regrets than joy.
To a version of me from this past autumn: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Don't give up on Best Buy so quickly!! Look at the freaking checks your getting you idiot!! I'll tell you that if you chose to ignore this message, you will get a job at Gamestop but every pay-period you will be making significantly less than you did as a host at Sakura. You have been warned.
To a version of me from the mid 1990's: You will get Mew but it won't happen until about 2010. Same with Celeby, Phione, Manaphy and, Jirachi but you won't know who those are until you're a 20-something. Also, don't let Mom sell your Super Nintendo or Nintendo. You'll need those in the future.
To a version of me from this past autumn: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Don't give up on Best Buy so quickly!! Look at the freaking checks your getting you idiot!! I'll tell you that if you chose to ignore this message, you will get a job at Gamestop but every pay-period you will be making significantly less than you did as a host at Sakura. You have been warned.
To a version of me from the mid 1990's: You will get Mew but it won't happen until about 2010. Same with Celeby, Phione, Manaphy and, Jirachi but you won't know who those are until you're a 20-something. Also, don't let Mom sell your Super Nintendo or Nintendo. You'll need those in the future.
To me from the past (around the time they still sold SNES games at game retailers)
Hi, I'm you from the future.
Ask for Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, and Chrono Trigger for one of these Christmases or birthdays and don't throw them out, you'll thank me later. Also, remind Mom and Dad not to throw out the PS1, it still works, only the controllers are broken because you bit through them. Also; the 'don't judge a book by it's cover' thing? Total lies. Games are different. Also, take up computer programming.
Sincerely, you.
Hi, I'm you from the future.
Ask for Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, and Chrono Trigger for one of these Christmases or birthdays and don't throw them out, you'll thank me later. Also, remind Mom and Dad not to throw out the PS1, it still works, only the controllers are broken because you bit through them. Also; the 'don't judge a book by it's cover' thing? Total lies. Games are different. Also, take up computer programming.
Sincerely, you.
April 10th, 2006. Stay home, there's no need to go to that party. Tell Amy too. You guys can go see a movie or something.
Also, January 18th, 2008. Stay inside, do not go out like you plan to.
Also, January 18th, 2008. Stay inside, do not go out like you plan to.
To me at age 11: Don't study English. Whatever the fuck you do, do not pretend you can write on the levels of Tolkien or Rowling. You love robots and circuits. And stand up to Mom instead of hoping she'll just suddenly get tired of yelling at you. She wasted too much of our time just screaming about things no one can change.
Dear past me,
Stop being so damned meek! Punch Zach in the fucking face, it'll do wonders for your self-esteem. Also, you know how Kyle hits you every time you say something stupid? Yeah, that's an abusive friendship. tell him to knock it off or get the hell out. Also Simone likes you you moron! Go hit that!
Stop being so damned meek! Punch Zach in the fucking face, it'll do wonders for your self-esteem. Also, you know how Kyle hits you every time you say something stupid? Yeah, that's an abusive friendship. tell him to knock it off or get the hell out. Also Simone likes you you moron! Go hit that!
Well since I rather enjoy my place in the world right now, nothing specific except:
"Get out of your head and stop over thinking everything. Otherwise, in general, all turns out well."
"Get out of your head and stop over thinking everything. Otherwise, in general, all turns out well."
To me, age 12.
"Life is going to get strange for you, kid. You're going to fall in love, and you're going to love her for a year. She's going to change you big time. But promise me this: Don't let women take advantage of you. You'll find out what I mean when you're 14. You can't say no to women, it just isn't in your nature. Also, the girl you will still want months after she left you, she doesn't want you anymore, as far as I can tell. But you're going to keep wanting her, because you're more than likely in love with her, and don't realize it. I'll try not to mess it up, but if I do, make sure you don't."
Hell, thats a bit pathetic, but it's the truth.
Or I'd do this.
"If you are receiving this message, a bucket of water is going to soak you." But there will be no water bucket!
"Life is going to get strange for you, kid. You're going to fall in love, and you're going to love her for a year. She's going to change you big time. But promise me this: Don't let women take advantage of you. You'll find out what I mean when you're 14. You can't say no to women, it just isn't in your nature. Also, the girl you will still want months after she left you, she doesn't want you anymore, as far as I can tell. But you're going to keep wanting her, because you're more than likely in love with her, and don't realize it. I'll try not to mess it up, but if I do, make sure you don't."
Hell, thats a bit pathetic, but it's the truth.
Or I'd do this.
"If you are receiving this message, a bucket of water is going to soak you." But there will be no water bucket!
Probably... brush your teeth. Every morning, and every night. And no, your teeth will not suddenly become white again when you start to brush them when you're 20 years old.
Just do it. She wants it, she's of age, she's BEAUTIFUL, and your girlfriend isn't going to be home for another two hours.
(Of course, I knew all this at the time. What I would also add is...)
And your girlfriend won't be home because SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU WITH HER MARINE EX-BOYFRIEND.
(Of course, I knew all this at the time. What I would also add is...)
And your girlfriend won't be home because SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU WITH HER MARINE EX-BOYFRIEND.
there had to be one that said that!That Guy Who Phails said:
and you would probally have to move that date further back in time because it would probally take x number of days for "the changes to take effect" if any thing just to be safe