Message to your younger self.
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I lol'd.That Guy Who Phails said:
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Dear me,
Stop acting like such an awkward fucking prick. You're not in fucking elementary school anymore, people aren't always talking to you to make fun of you. If someone starts talking to you, talk back. Seriously, fuck you. You're the reason I only have like three good friends, instead of dozens, asshole.
From, you.
P.S. Seriously, you're an asshole.
I'd probably say something along the lines of, "Don't do it." and hope that the past me will know the situation when the time comes. XD
If not, it'll confuse the past me enough to create some interesting situations, I think.
If not, it'll confuse the past me enough to create some interesting situations, I think.
Get out of bed when you're supposed to - don't fall into the habit of sleeping late. When he asks you to marry him, say no - you only end up changing your mind. Playing music is a sometimes-paying hobby, not a job, so don't invest quite as much hope and emotion into it. Work a lot harder to find/keep a job - it'll save you grief and heartbreak, mostly in your 24th year.
To me age 12 - Give up on the dreams now; you'll end up with a wonderful woman who is worth so much more than them all combined. She's the only thing that will ever matter again.
And P.S.- give up on the boys too... you're a total dyke.
And P.S.- give up on the boys too... you're a total dyke.
"I'm you, from the future. I'm writing this letter to make sure you don't slack off in school. Also tell her how you feel, you know who I'm talking about. Just tell her before it's too late!"
Dear me,
First things first.
I am you from the future, and I am sending you this letter when you are 13 (Hopefully).
First, do NOT cheat on that geography test. Seriously, you are going to get caught and if you don't cheat you are still going to do well.
Second, stop saying "XD" and "I am the ET cousin LOL", serious, it looks retarded.
Third, Don't put any key ring your you mouth, one of them almost killed you and everyone laughed.
Fourth, Australia is awesome, trust me. Geoffry, William, Ned, James, Broden, Greg, Leighton, Lachland, Top, Tommy and Mougli are your best friends there (Sho will be at 2011).
Fifth, there will be an earthquake in Japan at the start of 2011, and one in Haiti at the start of 2010. Warn everyone.
Last thing, dad is going to buy you a laptop before you go to Australia. Ask him if you can buy your computer there, and pick a desktop (Ask will to do it, he's a pro at this stuff.) because you are going to stay there for more 4 years. If you can't, build your own laptop. If you don't know how to do it, search on the Internet or ask dad to do it. Trust me.
From Me.
P.S. Don't go on /d/. Don't. You don't know what /d/ is yet, but you will. Don't.
First things first.
I am you from the future, and I am sending you this letter when you are 13 (Hopefully).
First, do NOT cheat on that geography test. Seriously, you are going to get caught and if you don't cheat you are still going to do well.
Second, stop saying "XD" and "I am the ET cousin LOL", serious, it looks retarded.
Third, Don't put any key ring your you mouth, one of them almost killed you and everyone laughed.
Fourth, Australia is awesome, trust me. Geoffry, William, Ned, James, Broden, Greg, Leighton, Lachland, Top, Tommy and Mougli are your best friends there (Sho will be at 2011).
Fifth, there will be an earthquake in Japan at the start of 2011, and one in Haiti at the start of 2010. Warn everyone.
Last thing, dad is going to buy you a laptop before you go to Australia. Ask him if you can buy your computer there, and pick a desktop (Ask will to do it, he's a pro at this stuff.) because you are going to stay there for more 4 years. If you can't, build your own laptop. If you don't know how to do it, search on the Internet or ask dad to do it. Trust me.
From Me.
P.S. Don't go on /d/. Don't. You don't know what /d/ is yet, but you will. Don't.
To the 13 year old me:
You're going to be the same pitiful you in four years. I'd tell you to be more social but it's not going to help since you're so pitiful. You will however grow. Don't expect much of that tidbit. You'll have had two girl friends by ninth grade. Don't even bother dating them because it won't make you any less awkward. Yes, when you ask yourself if you're a dick, you're a dick.
So yeah, take that as you might and run with it.
Oh, and get your ass to mars.
You're going to be the same pitiful you in four years. I'd tell you to be more social but it's not going to help since you're so pitiful. You will however grow. Don't expect much of that tidbit. You'll have had two girl friends by ninth grade. Don't even bother dating them because it won't make you any less awkward. Yes, when you ask yourself if you're a dick, you're a dick.
So yeah, take that as you might and run with it.
Oh, and get your ass to mars.
OOH! Also, visit grandma and grandpa as often as possible.
And no matter how curious you get, never go on 4chan. Don't go, and then feel better about having not. Trust me.
And no matter how curious you get, never go on 4chan. Don't go, and then feel better about having not. Trust me.
Dear 15 year old me:
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVVVVEEERRRR Google 'rule 34'. It will spoil everything that made your childhood great.
From: me.
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVVVVEEERRRR Google 'rule 34'. It will spoil everything that made your childhood great.
From: me.
To my 10year old self:"you are better then you think you are. Ask to be sent to another school. focus more on learning things about the human body. seek out a course in Personal Training as soon as you can. Study Physiotherapy and massage, its what you are good at. move in with your nanna now ! Never look back, never speak to your mother again as she is pure poison. take up karate now instead of in 5 years time, stick with it you will become a great master. speak your mind your knowledge is beyond your years. You will grow to be a genius. You will change the lives of all those you meet."
I wouldn't write to my younger self, I'm pretty sure if I did I might screw up my life and it wouldn't turn out as good.
here, read this shit, it'll give you a wealth of knowledge and also, "study smarter, not harder", a.k.a. look online stupid before you attempt to do a 4 page problem, it's probably already been done before and better -_-
otherwise i'm pretty satisfied with my life..
sure i have made a few lazy mistakes, but we are all human.
otherwise i'm pretty satisfied with my life..
sure i have made a few lazy mistakes, but we are all human.
Dear self
Stop rushing into relationships just because of your own insecurities. Take care of your little sister and help her when shes in trouble. I know she can be annoying but you will understand she just wanted to be closer to you in her tragic life.
P.S. Don't rely on anyone else but yourself
lol if only i could send it.
Stop rushing into relationships just because of your own insecurities. Take care of your little sister and help her when shes in trouble. I know she can be annoying but you will understand she just wanted to be closer to you in her tragic life.
P.S. Don't rely on anyone else but yourself
lol if only i could send it.