Message to your younger self.
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"Around the 19th of April, get your Credit Card info off the PSN store... Also, continue to not get bent out of shape about the events that follow."
That said, younger me would be like.... wtf kind of strange joke is this? And he'd disregard it entirely. So fuck you younger me!
That said, younger me would be like.... wtf kind of strange joke is this? And he'd disregard it entirely. So fuck you younger me!
Dear 13 year old self: "Don't take anything offered to you at parties, that path will lead only to emptiness and regret. Stop wasting time fantasizing about what could be and actually try to make those things a reality. Also don't give up on something the second it becomes challenging. I hope you listen because otherwise you'll be writing this same damn letter in seven years.
-Yourself
-Yourself
I can think of one thing I'd really like to change but that might screw up how my life is now so I'll go without something less harmful.
"That guy you like? Yeah, he's a loser and not worth a second of your time. You'll meet the perfect guy soon enough so just enjoy being single for now"
That advice would have saved me almost a year of heartache.
"That guy you like? Yeah, he's a loser and not worth a second of your time. You'll meet the perfect guy soon enough so just enjoy being single for now"
That advice would have saved me almost a year of heartache.
To me at thirteen:
Stay off the snacks, that teenager metabolism won't make it past high school. PS: Man up and start talking to girls. Just lose the rolling back back first. And one more thing: Stop waiting for things to just happen to you; they never will. If you want something, you have to go get it, and that's just the way it is. Now man up and go get laid. In about 3 years. That's your timetable, now get to it!! Also, ask your parents what "getting laid" means, if you don't already know.
Stay off the snacks, that teenager metabolism won't make it past high school. PS: Man up and start talking to girls. Just lose the rolling back back first. And one more thing: Stop waiting for things to just happen to you; they never will. If you want something, you have to go get it, and that's just the way it is. Now man up and go get laid. In about 3 years. That's your timetable, now get to it!! Also, ask your parents what "getting laid" means, if you don't already know.
Most of the above and this also, dont be a goth and have Crohns, you can do one or the other but not both, cant deal with the dual wielding anti employment combo that they make.
Dear Me:
Delete the history when you're done. And stop making snarky comments and remarks on everything. And SPEAK UP. That is all.
,Your future self
Delete the history when you're done. And stop making snarky comments and remarks on everything. And SPEAK UP. That is all.
,Your future self
(Message to me 1 year ago)
Keep that weight off goddamnit! You were the thinnest you have ever been and looked great! Now you have put on the pounds again you idiot! Your still don't look as bad as you did years ago, but that's my job to make sure it never happens, unless you can keep the weight off, therefore making me lose all this weight instantly!
Cheers, bro!
Keep that weight off goddamnit! You were the thinnest you have ever been and looked great! Now you have put on the pounds again you idiot! Your still don't look as bad as you did years ago, but that's my job to make sure it never happens, unless you can keep the weight off, therefore making me lose all this weight instantly!
Cheers, bro!
Dear Younger Self,
Don't give your heart out, it'll be damaged. Don't give it out again after that, it'll then be ruined. They claimed they actually gave a damn, but they just wanted to hurt you. They will win if you do. Don't let them win.
Signed,
Yourself
PS: Resist World of Warcraft. You'll be much happier. And go run a freaking mile already!
Don't give your heart out, it'll be damaged. Don't give it out again after that, it'll then be ruined. They claimed they actually gave a damn, but they just wanted to hurt you. They will win if you do. Don't let them win.
Signed,
Yourself
PS: Resist World of Warcraft. You'll be much happier. And go run a freaking mile already!
I would write this.
"Son! Life is complicated, it has many difficult things and funny things! Fucking funny things.
Just remember. Kick your best friend's ass, he might seem nice! But BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!"
Yes, I am a pig. =D A lovely one.
"Son! Life is complicated, it has many difficult things and funny things! Fucking funny things.
Just remember. Kick your best friend's ass, he might seem nice! But BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM!"
Yes, I am a pig. =D A lovely one.
No matter how your family has treated you, don't just shut up and never tell anyone anything. Especially not after what happens at ages 7 and 9. Watch for strange muscular pains at 14, it's a sign of a mildly crippling and incurable condition. Even further when you begin to try and make your webcomic actually do it and stop letting other people get in on the project then do nothing you ask them to. Also Neopets at 12, ygo rp forum with a girl named yasmin at 13 and don't you DARE forget the url for that's my sonic! I lost that three times and I loved that shit!
To My 9 Or 10 Year Old Self:
It's not just you, and you're not full of shit. The 4th grade teacher really, truly, honestly is out to get you and is actively trying to fuck you over. Put up with it for the year, grit your teeth, speak up when she pulls her nonsense, and otherwise just shut up and do your work. On the last day of 4th grade, run up to her and kick her in her dusty old cooch as hard as you can as many times as you can. You're probably a yellow belt at this point if I remember right, so she'll definitely feel it. Whatever trouble you get in will be totally worth it, and you can rest easy knowing that the principle is totally on your side and will screw her out of thousands of dollars before the summer is out.
Also don't trust Matthew. He's a thieving little shit.
Sincerely, Your Older Self Who Still Wishes He'd Done It When He Had The Chance
It's not just you, and you're not full of shit. The 4th grade teacher really, truly, honestly is out to get you and is actively trying to fuck you over. Put up with it for the year, grit your teeth, speak up when she pulls her nonsense, and otherwise just shut up and do your work. On the last day of 4th grade, run up to her and kick her in her dusty old cooch as hard as you can as many times as you can. You're probably a yellow belt at this point if I remember right, so she'll definitely feel it. Whatever trouble you get in will be totally worth it, and you can rest easy knowing that the principle is totally on your side and will screw her out of thousands of dollars before the summer is out.
Also don't trust Matthew. He's a thieving little shit.
Sincerely, Your Older Self Who Still Wishes He'd Done It When He Had The Chance
