Messed up dreams.

[Svenparty]

I awoke this morning recalling a hugely disturbing dream: It began with Batman torturing The Joker while visibly removing his brain matter whilst saying "You are a high school girl" and other banal facts about this person. The Joker grew breasts and took on this visually. After this we ran around the shopping centre with old school "friends"! grabbing and looting.

Any messed up dreams here on the Escapist or am I visibly mental?

 

[Zarkov]

Well, to be honest, you have an amazing ability to remember dreams. (Everyone has messed up dreams. It's just that they can't remember them.)

About the most weird dream I've had was getting the shit beat out of me by the greenish looking monster guy (can't remember his name) in the Street Fighter games. And I didn't even play them that much!

However, the best dream I've ever had was the one time I brought on a lucid dream. I was sitting in my bed, watching the news (whilst dreaming, however I didn't know this). The news was talking about some guy getting killed, or something irrelevant. Then I turn to look at my clock, and the time on the clock was incorrect, seeing as I had went to sleep the morning of the next day and the time read about 2:00. At the point, I realized I was dreaming, so I jumped out of bed, eccentrically, and did a flip to see if I really was in a dream. After the flip I woke up. Damn.

And as a child I always had these things where I'd wake up and open my eyes but I wouldn't be able to move or talk because my body had decided it wasn't ready to get up yet. Scared the shit out of me, and now I have a fear of losing control of my body (thus I don't drink, or do other things that could possibly have me lose control. Not necessarily drugs).

 

[shadyh8er]

Once had a dream that war had come to the U.S. and I was fighting in it. I ended up dying when the house I was in blew up.

Then there was the one where I was trying to escape these crazed, homicidal women but I couldn't run fast enough. I even kept begging myself to wake up.

 

[Generic_Username]

Everyone has vivid/freaky dreams every now and then. I actually kinda like some, depending on what happens in them.
The most recent one had me running from giant centipedes in a desert. I did NOT like that one.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i once had a dream that i was standing in my kitchen then somehow started fucking my own face.
basically, that left me floating in midair. i didnt realise that. then i woke up.

then there was one where i went lucid and punched someone through a window so hard they flew.

 

[kickassfrog]

I once had a dream where a huge evil gorilla ate somebody, so the space marines landed and thus began a huge battle between them and evil animals.

 

[enzilewulf]

Oh shit I had one last night where I was in Syria and I just saw innocent people being killed. Some guy was just walking along mining his own business and he took one right to the head. Like why!....I need to stop watching AC360

 

[mechashiva77]

I had one where there was this blond guy riding on a motorcycle through a forest. He got ambushed by some guys and then proceeded to do a Sailor Moon-esque transfromation sequence into Spiderman. After defeating all of the guys Dennis Leary comes out but he's dressed like Doctor Octopus. He then transforms into this giant-worm like creature and tries to swallow the world into a black hole. The Spiderman flies like Superman to the worm and kills it with a Kamehameha wave. Then he falls back to Earth reverts to blond guy and says goodbye to this old man and a young girl who thank them for saving their town and then he rides off into the sunset.

I swear I did not smoke, drink, or eat anything strange before I went to bed that night.

 

[Kekkles]

When I had some kind of mental bug that left me bed-ridden for a few days I had this god awful dream where everything was black except this white face with no emotions coming straight towards me. Slow yet with enough pace to notice it's gradual oncoming. Just as it got close enough to touch me I awoke in a cold sweat.

Stupid bug... giving me stupid dreams.

 

[Cheesus333]

I had a dream where my parents bought me a whore for my birthday. I licked Pepsi off her body then she got killed by a vampire, but then Blade (except he was white for some reason) showed up and we made a team to fight all the vampires in a field.

Yep.

About the most weird dream I've had was getting the shit beat out of me by the greenish looking monster guy (can't remember his name) in the Street Fighter games. And I didn't even play them that much!

Cheesus do good? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanka]

 

[JWRosser]

The other night I had a dream that I was in McDonald's; it was terrifying!

 

[No_Remainders]

There was about 6 months or so where every night I had a dream which was a continuation of the last night, and I wrote them all down in a notebook after about day 4 when I realised that it was continuing...

Here's a few notes from one of the nights, it says the 19th night of the dream.



"Massive forest. Sprinting around. Suddenly fall into a lake. End up in grocery store (not really sure how that happened). Stole more than I could ever carry. All turned into green slime. Ran headfirst into a window. Didn't break."

Apparently that was either all I remembered from that dream, or else I had woken up afterwards.

Shrug.

 

[Auninteligentname]

I can't remember all of them... however I have a few in my mind. One started as a birthday party, and ended up with a lightsaber fight.

Once I woke up on my floor, believing I were awake, then tried to turn on my cellphone, to check the clock, and it wouldn't turn on, then I pinched my nose, and could still breathe through it. I then knew it were a dream, and were going to exploit that for fun, but I got zapped out of the dream.

I once had a dream which ended with my best friend shooting me with a shotgun.

My dreams are messed up. Too messed up. And I wish to control them, but have yet to start on a dream journal .

 

[Subwayeatn]

i had a dream where i couldn't open my eyes (but could "see" everything around me.) and the harder i tried opening them the more they squeezed closed. The setting was a WW2 battleship with planes flying over head and the such. Much like Battlefield 1942

 

[MordinSolus]

You're not the only one with messed up dreams. I dreamed I was in the Pokemon world, but they hunted each other; I saw a Nidoking tear apart a Magikarp, then saw Ash in a maid's outfit...Ew...

 

[MordinSolus]

i had a dream where i couldn't open my eyes (but could "see" everything around me.) and the harder i tried opening them the more they squeezed closed.

Dude, I thought I was the only one who had that kind of dream.

 

[Switchblade1080]

^ "Ditto"
Oh boy!!


Sadly I don't remember much, but it has Diclonii in it...and Nyu...

But the one that's REALLY messed up is that I saw someone who looks like St. Ignatius started stabbing unbaptized infants with a wooden stake...

 

[Nieroshai]

Last night I dreamed Groucho Marx was impersonating Stalin and destroying WWII-era USSR from the inside while the real Stalin was tied up in a broom closet wearing a pink dress. Not freaky, but it was just enough WTF to afford mentioning.

 

[Soluncreed]

I remember a lot of my dreams. I've had them start out with sex and then by the end lead to fighting monsters on the subway. I just look at it as mindless entertainment.

i had a dream where i couldn't open my eyes (but could "see" everything around me.) and the harder i tried opening them the more they squeezed closed.

Dude, I thought I was the only one who had that kind of dream.

I've had these too. A variation on it was when I had to run. But I could only do it slowly no matter how hard I tried.

On the topic of running, I had a dream where I was one of the hedgehogs from Sonic, but I got in trouble and wasn't allowed to run. But in the end I did >

 

[Twilight_guy]

That's... really weird. Stop watching/reading so much Batman... then get a girlfriend/boyfriend.

I don't remember my dreams. Well not much beyond the vary tail end and that's not interesting.