Messing with Teacher

[Canid117]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

I don't know about your school, but in mine all the comps are really locked up. Almost impossible to Hack =(...Almost =P

Thats not really hacking so much as messing with the settings. It should work as long as you have are on a windows computer and can change the background.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Two points:

One, you're a senior, and while this sort of behavior is expected of you, you shouldn't do it. You're going to be all grown up soon. Start acting like it.

Two, you have to ASK how to mess with a teacher? No wonder she wants you to to shut up and study more: you obviously need it.

Well said. I've had teachers who were the worst before also. Grow up and handle it like an adult. You are going to come across people who are like this all the time in life. Doing immature crap like putting sleeping pills in their coffee is not only moronic and immature but is illegal.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

So your teacher won't let you sleep, what, like every other teacher out there. Same with talking. For all you know it might end up worse than that when you move on to find a job somewhere. It doesn't sound all to bad to me.

 

[RobfromtheGulag]

She's probably 'a *****' for a reason. Ask her what's up.

She probably works for squat with a bunch of mutually unhappy teens.
-When I go to McDonald's I don't expect service with a smile, I just hope to avoid the loogie in the Big Mac via pleasant conversation.

 

[The Bum]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

I don't know about your school, but in mine all the comps are really locked up. Almost impossible to Hack =(...Almost =P

I know a guy who hacked the calculators to where it repated blank spaces so fast that the numbers blinked once then disapered

OT:How about you do some work. That'll really scare her!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I have one idea: Stop being a little ***** and grow the fuck up.

Someone beat me to it, damn. Although I don't think I would have swore.

Talking and sleeping in class aren't what you're there for, so how does this make her ***** exactly?

 

[Mr. Omega]

Get a laser pointer. That is all.

That being said, I agree with all those saying: Dude, just go along with it. It's not a big deal.

 

[Freeze_L]

Everyone stare at the teacher for about 15-30 minutes, and do nothing else, then when she seems relativity annoyed everyone needs to start reciting "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" repeat this in unison twice, then all stand up, and walk towards her chanting "Cthulhu fhtagn" Stop about 2 feet from her and stare for 10 seconds, everyone lifts there hands up in the air and points at her, and quotes Abdul Alhazred. "That is not dead which can eternal lie./ And with strange aeons even death may die." Precede to add another things from the cuthulu mythos and stare at her, possibly a necornomicon should be brought in and someone should say "Yog-Sogoth demands your soul" or something along these lines.

I like posts like this, because well my idea may be ridiculous, and as many pepole have pointed out you should be able to come up with something decent rather quickly, and if not maybe you should be studying, it is still open ended enough to present the ridiculous things i have had floating around in my head.

Also you should reenact one of Charles Dexter Ward's experiments on her, that'll show her.

I am not responsible if you use any of my ideas, however the staring and chanting would freak her out enough to leave you alone or get you all detentions, probably the latter.

 

[hurfdurp]

Mess with a bull, and you'll get the horns!

 

[team star pug]

you shoulld play halo reach in class that willl mass with him

 

[0p3rati0n]

I have one idea: Stop being a little ***** and grow the fuck up.

as I say to a lot of people.... good game.

 

[DefunctTheory]

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Everyone stare at the teacher for about 15-30 minutes, and do nothing else, then when she seems relativity annoyed everyone needs to start reciting "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" repeat this in unison twice, then all stand up, and walk towards her chanting "Cthulhu fhtagn" Stop about 2 feet from her and stare for 10 seconds, everyone lifts there hands up in the air and points at her, and quotes Abdul Alhazred. "That is not dead which can eternal lie./ And with strange aeons even death may die." Precede to add another things from the cuthulu mythos and stare at her, possibly a necornomicon should be brought in and someone should say "Yog-Sogoth demands your soul" or something along these lines.

I like posts like this, because well my idea may be ridiculous, and as many pepole have pointed out you should be able to come up with something decent rather quickly, and if not maybe you should be studying, it is still open ended enough to present the ridiculous things i have had floating around in my head.

Also you should reenact one of Charles Dexter Ward's experiments on her, that'll show her.

I am not responsible if you use any of my ideas, however the staring and chanting would freak her out enough to leave you alone or get you all detentions, probably the latter.

The teacher would probably become excited actually. She'd think 'Holy shit, these kids know literature. A point of discussion, finally!'

Five minutes later, she'd be disappointed as all hell, assuming OP is a proper representation of his entire class.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

This. I like this a lot!

EDIT: Can I ask, what is a study hall teacher? Is it like a PSE teacher, where pretty much everything they have to say is pretty much redundant and/or been heard before?

 

[Shamgarr]

Just Stare at her. Not all at once either, just 2 or three of you at a time. When she looks at them, get them too look away, then get another 2-3 people to start staring. Just keep doing it day after day after day until she kills herself.

This. I like this a lot!

EDIT: Can I ask, what is a study hall teacher? Is it like a PSE teacher, where pretty much everything they have to say is pretty much redundant and/or been heard before?

it's like a class period that you just sit in when you have an opening in your schedule. some people use it to work, but since I'm a senior I don't have anything to work on.

 

[ssssuuuullll]

Buzz like a phone's going off. I do it all the time

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're a senior, act like one.

 

[Stryc9]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

Why end the explorer process? If she's not that computer literate you can just hide the desktop icons. Then no matter how many time she reboots the 'problem' is still there.

I did something like this to my computers teacher once, the entire class got to listen to a two day lecture about doing things like that to school property. That means for two days we didn't get a damn thing done either.

Seriously, just do some work or read a book. I got stuck in a study hall I shouldn't have even had. I spent most of my time reading a dictionary.