Messing with Teacher

[Krion_Vark]

So my study hall teacher is a *****, and it's a class full of Seniors at the end of the day. She doesn't let us talk or sleep or anything so I need to come up with some ways that we can mess with her and preferably don't get caught. Like something that doesn't look like we're intentionally messing with her. Any ideas?

Edit: I appreciate all of you on my mom's email list giving me advice to "grow up". I apologize for trying to enjoy my last year with little to no responsibility before I go off to college (Brown University if you were wondering, 32 on ACT). Please give some constructive humor, and avoid the whole self-righteous answers.

If this was your second semester and I am guessing it is not since its only September unless you have a whacked out school schedule I would tell you to start taking some responsibility. Since you are not I am going to tell you this. SKIP THE CLASS. If there is a class room above it and you are able to open the window and fit through get a ninja costume and rapel down the side of the building past the window and throw a stink bomb in as you run away. If not skip with a friend and make a life size doll of yourself. (this will only work if there is a window above your class.) Have your friend run into the room and say that the teacher was killing all your fun so now you must kill yourself and throw the life size doll out the window and have it fall past the window.

 

[Tdc2182]

Go all Oldboy on her ass.

Spoiler

Put her in a room for fifteen years without telling her why than get her to sleep with her son who is now a full grown man.

 

[GenericAmerican]

I used to break chairs. I am way over the weight limit on the old ones at my high school. If there is a chair with a broken or missing book rack, all I have to do is drop down hard and the legs bend and the chair flattens. But that could actually get you in trouble.

Junior year in high school we actually made a teacher cry, funny as hell but sad at the same time. He quit that year too; got replaced by some old a-hole.

But if you have to ask things to do...that's kinda sad, just do random shit; teacher left class for a while once, we reversed the classroom. We even moved her desk and bookshelf, that was some heavy shit.

But then another part of me says grow up...but that part of me needs to mind it's own business.

 

[Blank Kold]

Why're you in your study hall as a senior?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Can you get the class to silently move the desks around when her back is turned? That's always a good one. Don't move too much at once; do it slowly so she hardly suspects it's happening.

Also, make sure that one person who won't stop sniggering shuts up.

Space Invaders! Best game ever!

 

[Tharwen]

Can you get the class to silently move the desks around when her back is turned? That's always a good one. Don't move too much at once; do it slowly so she hardly suspects it's happening.

Also, make sure that one person who won't stop sniggering shuts up.

Space Invaders! Best game ever!

Only if you can get her to throw the board markers at you

 

[Sjakie]

If you have to hide the fact that your messing with her, you are not worthy of lessons!
Begone from my sight coward!

When your feeling courageous: get a toilet roll and a bottle of water, remove the carton from the middle and douse (sp?) the toiletpaper in water so it gets soggy like hell, then the second she turns away from the class fling it at the black/whiteboard right next to her.
Then just laugh your ass off with the rest of the class before she removes you from the room!
Saw this in a movie, did it myself.
If your gonna be childish: make the most of it!

 

[Elle-Jai]

Two, you have to ASK how to mess with a teacher? No wonder she wants you to to shut up and study more: you obviously need it.

This I'll pay. Why do you need help with pranks??

Can you get the class to silently move the desks around when her back is turned? That's always a good one. Don't move too much at once; do it slowly so she hardly suspects it's happening.

Also, make sure that one person who won't stop sniggering shuts up.

LOVE this.

Mess with a bull, and you'll get the horns!

HAHAHA!! "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?!"

OT: Take a leaf out of one of Enid Blyton's books... Go to a joke shop and find things like invisible chalk, and cover her chair with it. The "file one of the legs of her chair down" suggestion was good too. The little things are often the most annoying.

 

[TheMightyImp]

I saw a comment about being overly happy, but now I can't seem to find it.
When she assigns you a task be like 'YES WOOH! YEAHHHH!" I imagine it's quite quiet there, so it'll work a charm. Also sit in the front of the room and stare at her.
She'll feel uncomfortable and confused, but she can't do anything;you're not doing anything wrong.

 

[Radelaide]

Edit: I appreciate all of you on my mom's email list giving me advice to "grow up". I apologize for trying to enjoy my last year with little to no responsibility before I go off to college (Brown University if you were wondering, 32 on ACT). Please give some constructive humor, and avoid the whole self-righteous answers.

Bragging won't make them tell you to grow up any less. Seriously, who cares what your teacher does. It's her JOB to make you study and it's why you're at school (Even if you've been accepted into uni). Take advantage of what you have now because in 5 years you won't have it.

 

[Jedamethis]

If your school system uses Windows Xp there is a wonderful little trick you could try.

Step 1) Take a screenshot of the normal screen with no programs running.
Step 2) Set that screenshot as the desktop background using something along the lines of MSPaint.
Step 3) Open up the task manager and end the process "Explorer.exe"
Step 4) Close the task manager.
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Profit!

I don't know about your school, but in mine all the comps are really locked up. Almost impossible to Hack =(...Almost =P

Thats not really hacking so much as messing with the settings. It should work as long as you have are on a windows computer and can change the background.

In my school, you can't even right click on the desktop or internet...
[sub]Damn you IT team! I will discover your secret! Some day...[/sub]

OT: Stare out the window fearfully all the time. Eventually she'll look too, out of curiosity, and then you start the whimpering.

 

[Shemming]

Real life rickroll.

That is all.