Michael Bay: Today is "Day One" For Transformers 3

[MajoraPersona]

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Bay is the youngest director to have won nearly every award bestowed by the advertising industry. He won the Grand Prix Clio for Commercial of the Year for the irreverent "Got Milk?/Aaron Burr" commercial; this famous spot was voted into the top ten classic spots of all time. Bay's famous "Got Milk" campaign now resides in the permanent collection of New York's Museum of Modern Art.

It's too late to stop him now. He has evolved to a state we can barely comprehend.

 

[Kuliani]

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

But since Micheal Bay is directing I'm going to expect a lot of... BAYSPLOSIONS!

MI-BA-BLA-BA-SPLOSIONS

I like explosions, and I like Transformers, so I'll likely like the movie. Don't kill me.

Oh snap, here's a better one for ya, it includes scenes from Transformers:

 

[hansari]

...As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Did he just give Megan Fox a way out...

 

[Croaker42]

Is everyone in agreement of calling the 1st October 2009 Black Thursday?

I think thats acceptable.
/second

D-bags are coming out of the woodwork today in news. First Jacky now this.

 

[Shane Hamstra]

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

But since Micheal Bay is directing I'm going to expect a lot of... BAYSPLOSIONS!

MI-BA-BLA-BA-SPLOSIONS

I like explosions, and I like Transformers, so I'll likely like the movie. Don't kill me.

I won't kill you, but you are dead to me.

 

[Meangunns]

You guys do realize that the Transformers movies have always been planned as a trilogy. The is not news.

 

[HT_Black]

Mmm...This shotgun tastes like cherries...

Seriously, I'm willing to give this some kind of chance. Add more robots, remove the army guys, and scrap the half-assed comedy relief: there you go!

Also, despite my...HATEFUL...feelings towards Shia Lebouf, I know a way to rid everyone all over the world of any hostile tendncies towards him...

 

[Lono Shrugged]

I can here movie Bob going apoplectic in the background.....

I think he just hung himself on his own intestines in protest.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Man, I'm so disappointed that he didn't stick to his promise of bowing out of movies. Gah I can't stand his films, but they make money so I guess that's all that matters

Either way this was how I felt when I read this headline

Spoiler: This is what I did

 

[tk1989]

Baaah! Transformers 2 effectively ruined everything i loved about transformers when i was a child. I dont actually think i have genuinely gone to the cinema and seen a worse film.

I hate you Michael Bay

 

[bcponpcp27]

Here is my advice, scrap all main characters that aren't giant robots.

 

[GamerLuck]

I can here movie Bob going apoplectic in the background.....

I think he just hung himself on his own intestines in protest.

Dammit now whos gonna review our movies? DAMM YOU MICHEL BAY!!!

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Urrrgh a little part of me has died inside!

 

[MecaEcco]

Michael Bay: Today is "Day One" For Transformers 3

Director Michael Bay has announced that "Today is Day One" for the third Transformers movie, with a planned release date of July 1, 2011.


Michael Bay, as seen in the clip above, is well known for his love of special effects, military hardware, and lots and lots of stuff blowing up. So some might say that this makes him the perfect choice for the director of the live-action Transformers films. On the other hand, some might also say that he's a hack who ruined the franchise with 2007's Explosions and this year's Explosions 2: Revenge of the Hard-to-Follow Fight Scenes.

Whether you like the films or hate Bay's guts, though, it won't change the fact that he's the man in charge. And in a post personal news blog [http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/a2bd79bb4c222b807e27707aaf1497e6-570.html], Bay confirmed that today, October 1st, marked "Day One" for the next Transformers trilogy:

[blockquote]Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.

Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3.

Michael[/blockquote]

New characters, huh? Maybe we'll get some Decepticons that are colors other than plain gunmetal black or military gray so that we can actually tell them apart in fight scenes. That'd be kind of cool, Michael Bay. You should look into that.

Or at least see what you can do about licensing The Touch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764]. Pretty please?

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Oh god make him stop...1 was ok...2- did he even know he had Decepticons in two different places at the same time?

 

[Combined]

When that movie will come out, I guess it will be even worse than Salo.

Murder, kill, maim, destroy!

 

[Lono Shrugged]

I can here movie Bob going apoplectic in the background.....

I think he just hung himself on his own intestines in protest.

Dammit now whos gonna review our movies? DAMM YOU MICHEL BAY!!!

Oh don't worry it hasn't shut him up one bit, in fact I think he's angrier....

 

[Mcface]

Great, another overrated over used movie. WHODA THUNK

 

[GermaniusX]

ohhhhhh GOD nooooooooooo!!!!!
'slams face against keyboard'
now i've got to go watch some dark knight or incredibles to remind me that there is still good in the world

 

[stonethered]

Has he not heard what we, his primary target audience, think of these movies?
And I'm really tired of hearing people who think Megan Fox is some kind of goddess; she's not that hot!

On a side note, that clip in the article is awesome.