Michael Bay: Today is "Day One" For Transformers 3

[Hitman 43]

I certainly hope Bay won't mess up the battles in this one. In the second Transformers film, I expected the last battle to be just epic. Turned out to be a tiny punch up for 60 seconds. Other fights in the film were good.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

The entire world's population of intelligent people just cried out and were suddenly silenced, probably by garrote wire

 

[GrinningManiac]

I just switch of mah brayn and wach d'sploshuns

den I si d rubbuts, an its kool

 

[Teachingaddict]

gief more explosions!

Sod all you nay sayers - I'm already drooling at the bit for this one


Woooooo, splosh, weeeeee, bang!

 

[MagicShroom]

2011 will be the year of more hypnotizing explosions

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

And Michael Bay continues his quest to get revenge on the innocuous background prop that bullied him in kindergarten by indiscriminately blowing up thousands of innocuous background props, and filming it.

Seriously, Bay has mastered the art of using breast shots, explosions and shaky-cam battle scenes to disguise the fact that his movies consist solely of breast shots, explosions and shaky-cam battle scenes. The most disgraceful part? PEOPLE KEEP GOING TO SEE THEM.

The entire world's population of intelligent people just cried out and were suddenly silenced, probably by garrote wire

No, I think he blew them up.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I can here movie Bob going apoplectic in the background.....

He's not the only one.

Please. Stop. Raping. My. Childhood.

 

[danosaurus]

If you track my life's time-line backwards, you can reveal a direct correlation between the popularity of Micheal Bay's movies increasing and the amount of times per year i go to the cinema to see a movie, decreasing.

 

[zoozilla]

Not too surprised. The second one was really successful, and it seems all film franchises these days have to be a trilogy.

I won't be seeing it, of course.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Ugh, I could barely stand Transformers 2 and Megan Fox's awful acting. He's making another movie ALREADY? Give it a break, man!

 

[skitzo van]

how longer will Micheal beat a dead horse?

 

[Velocirapture07]

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Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

[/blockquote]

New characters, huh?

Let me guess... they will be a trio of robots, possible triplets, called Ching, Chong and Chinaman who will be yellow, have narrow slanted eyes, huge buck teeth and coolie hat shaped heads, who will transform into Rickshaws and do Kung-Fu.

Haha, you're my hero man. Those characters in the second movie were horrible in both their ability to annoy and offend at the same time.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Oh dear, I seem to have accidentally pushed the button that launches a tactical nuke guided to his cell-phone's gps system!

 

[Lordpils]

Make the pain stop!

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

...Dammit... *sigh* Here we go again.

 

[Srkkl]

Son of a *****, son of a fucking *****. Why? What did we do to you Michael? WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!?!??

 

[RebelRising]

...OH GOD YES!

I don't care what anyone says, I love Michael Bay and I loved the Transformers movies.

They reached right into my head and poked that happy spot.

For a moment, I thought I read, "...poked that happy snot."

...

You really should think about changing that. It makes it much better.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I thought this would happen but that still doesn't take away that horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach ... maybe by then Transformers The Movie [circa 1987] will be on Blu-Ray ...