Michael Jackson fans now commiting suicide.

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UltimateXShadow

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Wow, I initially did not even think of the possibility of this happening, but now it seems obvious that he had such passionate (and nutty) fans.

Eclectic Dreck said:
He was the king of pop. People still do wacky things over Elvis, who died nearly three decades ago. I can't wait for the MJ impersonators, but early and late period.
Sure, Elvis is the King of Rock 'n Roll. So, why wouldn't the same happen with the King of Pop?
 

Rajin Cajun

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ElephantGuts said:
If you're going to kill yourself because your favorite celebrity died, for the love of god please do it. I don't want you on the same planet as me.
Exactly.
 

dante brevity

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Please, please read between the lines. This news article is a report of speculation on the part of third-parties, not actual deaths. There is no evidence of suicides related to MJ's death anywhere, just "fears of" and "concern." Even the the title puts "Committing Suicide" in quotes. There has been no reported cases of crazed fans leaping from the rooftops clutching a copy of "Thriller" and weeping. This is just two people (Jesse Jackson and the leader of the fan club) wanting to get their names in print.
 

IamQ

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Oh my god, it really looked at first like it said "Michael Jackson now commiting suicide" I was like "oka-wait, what?"
 

BakaMick

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One word, RETARDS. Yes he was "The King of Pop" and yes everyone in the world in the last 40 years knows atleast one of his songs, but he was just a singer.
 

Jackel86

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Whether or not their actions can be explained, the world is better off with less weak-willed and irrational people.

Of course, that's assuming any of this is true. If the media were to be believed, video games are the root of all evil, and we're all going to die of swine flu. So it's hard to take anything they say seriously.

On another note, how come Billy Mays doesn't get a suicide club? He was awesome.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Seriously?

I mean, sure he was a pop giant, but that is just over the top. I like MJ, but what is killing yourself going to do? Why don't you just sacrifice a goat's head, as that would be just as useful if not more, as that way you wouldn't be dead. Killing yourself won't bring back MJ, we'll just have to live with his death.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Link for source please.

Scythos said:
How do you think he actually died ?
Jackson tripped on a child's pram, triggering the heart attack.
Police are going to blame it on the buggy.
No man, it's cuz he found out Boys to Men was a music group and not a delivery service.
 

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I love how MJ was the butt of jokes made by the same people who now say how sad they are about his death and how he was the greatest musician of all time. It's so hypocritical.
 

Cortheya

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Wow....why would someone do that? No one you don't even know is important enough for that
 

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Souplex said:
One has to wonder, if people are dumb enough to kill themselves over Michael Jackson is the gene pool better off without them?
No wondering needed. The answer is yes.

-Jon Etheridge
-Creator of Apocalype Lane
 

BernasLL

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In response to the thread, i say: let them.

The day we give more of a crap about a pedophyle than things that do matter, will be a sad day.
 

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ColdStorage said:
Jamash said:
ColdStorage said:
Jamash said:
Mackinator said:
Nox13last said:
You mean the 'chemotherapy' baldness or the 'leaukemia' baldness? The kind of baldness that doesn't look like it got there gracefully?
Well, I don't know but the Media are spreading rumours around...
Maybe it was LRB, or Luna Reverse Baldness, like in the Thriller video...
Ok, being ignorant I just googled Luna Reverse Baldness, with safe search off, and the image results please me very much.

Thanks Jamash!
What? That was just some fancy sounding term for being a Werewolf I just made up...

...Also Googles "Luna Reverse Baldness"

Oh my...would you look at that!
ITS GOOD ISN'T IT?

You just made it up?, SWEET!, quick make more stuff up! ermm ermmm Lycan Cowgirl Syndrome?

cover me, i'm searching it!
What about Clawed Hairy Bastard Syndrome?
 

Mozared

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Great, more idiots gone from the world!

Really can't feel sorry for someone stupid enough to commit suicide over a freaking popstar's death.