Heh, I must admit I like the idea of a "Ban everybody again" button. I imagine it would be big and red. It would require people turning keys at the same time, eye-scans etc. to activate of course!
Microsoft Unbans, Re-bans Banned Xbox Live Accounts
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I think the opposite is more likely:TornadoFive said:
"Sir, we need to unban an Xbox account..." *Removes key from around neck*
"God help us all, son" The admin says, inserting his key into the MS-Unbanner, which requires a DNA, blood, Iris, finger, semen and stool sample.
The admin presses the big red button 'Master unban', an alarm sounds deep in the facility:
"And so, it begins again...." He says, zipping up his flies.
Then some git in security falls on the wireless 'BAN ALL' button while drunk and that's the end of it.
Trollolol.FoolKiller said:
I'm still confused how they knew their consoles were unbanned though. It takes a special kind of stubborn to try logging into XBLA every day after being banned.
The hell is going on with these consoles?
And more importantly, where can I get a "ban everyone again" button? Do want.
And more importantly, where can I get a "ban everyone again" button? Do want.
My advice, as always is this: Pre-Paid Cards. Do not use your credit card online unless you want to run the risk of having your infoz jacked at some point. No system is totally secure unless its not plugged into the internet.
Also, modding, playing in modded lobbies, etc. is just asking for someone to hack your account at some point.
I'm not usually one to hate on things, but I find console modders to be bottom feeders. The ones who do it so they don't have to pay for games. Sorry that the market isn't cheap, sorry you don't have a good job to support your gaming habit. L2Budget, L2Save money.
Its the greedy assjacks who ruin it for everyone, so don't be "that guy" or "...girl".
End of Line.
Edit: Also, don't give me the crap about "if the industry wouldn't charge x for games I wouldn't pirate them". Circular logic doesn't make it right. Just because a bank has more money than you do doesn't give you the right to rip them off.
Also, modding, playing in modded lobbies, etc. is just asking for someone to hack your account at some point.
I'm not usually one to hate on things, but I find console modders to be bottom feeders. The ones who do it so they don't have to pay for games. Sorry that the market isn't cheap, sorry you don't have a good job to support your gaming habit. L2Budget, L2Save money.
Its the greedy assjacks who ruin it for everyone, so don't be "that guy" or "...girl".
End of Line.
Edit: Also, don't give me the crap about "if the industry wouldn't charge x for games I wouldn't pirate them". Circular logic doesn't make it right. Just because a bank has more money than you do doesn't give you the right to rip them off.
Stop right there. This is not speculation. There's absolutely no evidence of that aside from some people somehow being allowed to log in after being banned, that is all. I am getting annoyed with these leaps in conclusions recently from these articles, it's got nothing to do with Sony, hackers breaking into a system, or even credit cards, yet there's already a few posts about that. Far as we know, it's a blip in a system, but that doesn't warrant a huge speculation of hackers coming into more services. No need to make any more panic than there already is.John Funk said:
Just.....calm down, okay? Can everybody do that? Unless LIVE is completely shut down akin to PSN, and Microsoft takes a week to find out what happened and takes another day to tell us what happened, then you can start making connections.
I'm not attacking anyone here personally, but I am really getting sick of this speculation and blowing things to where they are not true. This [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.280129-Latest-XBL-Exploit-Takes-Aim-at-Users-Credit-Cards] didn't really help. While a slight connection could be made, there's not enough evidence to even suggest that hackers have gotten in. It's a different issue altogether, all these people have been allowed to do is log in after being banned, that isn't even remotely related to what is going on with PSN.John Funk said:
I just don't think we need more speculation flying around everywhere when the shit is flying so fast across the room that it's all one big brown blur. We don't need any more confusion or worry over something that isn't even related.
(I just had an entertaining image of a large room with a few thousand people screaming in business suits and flinging whatever they can find in their office desks across the room.)
while i lol'd at the ban everybody again button' bit,John Funk said:
sounds about right, Sony still trying to find they're ass, makes sense Microsoft doesn't wanna lose theirs to
Yeah Microsoft just love to troll the banned lol:Kitsuna10060 said:
"hey MS am i unbanned?".
MS: "Of course you are(Trollface.jpg).... nah just messing with ya, you mad?."
dang that idiot kid who exposed himself on UNO...he played a LOT of games (and got very far Achievement-wise too). like seriously haha
but anyway...
but anyway...
hahaha agreed. this falls between the original story about that kid on UNO, and that weird dude who complained cuz Kinect posted pictures of him playing...naked (both had me rotflol)Knight Templar said:
Mixed together or one at a time?FarleShadow said:
OT: Without jumping on the zOMG! haxxorz!!!eleven!! pre-panic bandwagon, I'd be inclined to agree this was the result of internal upgrades and re-structures to prevent a similar intrusion. Just like any prudent company would do to protect its
One of these days, these companies are gonna realize they are doing all of this the wrong way and cut the crap.
It'll be in the year 2046 when the zombies come, spewing grapity jelly everywhere.
It'll be in the year 2046 when the zombies come, spewing grapity jelly everywhere.
Wait how is banning people with modded xboxes bad/wrong?FalloutJack said:
OT: Yeah I would say that either they are working on beefing up their security or they are getting ready for another software push to add some more features. I agree with others who say speculation is not what a news system should be doing. Report on the facts as they become available speculation only causes panic which is no good for anyone. Leave the speculation to the comments
