miniguns at dawn.

[Mookie_Magnus]

Throwing small children at dawn
Segway jousting at dawn

Segway(or is it Segue?) Jousting with small children as the lances... at dawn.

 

[sky14kemea]

cheese fight at dawn!

eggs and bacon at dawn!

ok... now i just made myself hungry (at dawn)

nerdy slap fight at dawn

Klingon fight at dawn

smelliest sock fight at dawn

fluffy kitten cannons at dawn

flying pizza guns at dawn

sumo wrestler catapults at dawn (ouch...)

 

[LewsTherin]

Melta-guns at dawn.

Chainswords at dawn.

Wheelbarrows of iead ingots at dawn.

Marshmallow guns at dawn.

Tubers at dawn

Tumours at dawn.

Tudors at dawn.

Mongols at dawn.

Pastry at dawn.

Ale steins at dawn, or perhaps in the mid-afternoon.

 

[magnuslion]

pie eating contest, at dawn.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

best of three thumb war at dawn... I dare you.

You have ninja'd me! For this insult, I challenge you to a game of Go Fish...at dawn!

 

[rosac]

Rock-it bike at dawn.

spacemarines at dawn

or, the 40k favourite:

dice at dawn.

rosac

 

[XJ-0461]

Deodorant bottles and lighters at dawn.

Extension cord whips at dawn.

Minature smurf ninjas at dawn.

Spoon bending contest at dawn.

Take your pick.

 

[Beefcakes]

Segway jousting at dawn

This renders all other posts on the topic obsolete
I am amazed and perplexed at this idea

I need $20,000 for Segway's and jousts right now

 

[Dys]

Corn flakes at dawn!

 

[The Jono]

I demand satisfaction! Shot glasses at dawn!

You sir, are a bounder. Nunchuck jousting at mid-afternoon!

Cinderblocks at dawn!

 

[Skeleon]

I saw a CGI-video of two chaps having a duel in steam-powered mechs once. That was pretty awesome.

But I'm gonna say rubber chickens at dawn.

 

[Kabutos]

Bat'leths at dawn.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Throwing Jennifer Saunders at Dawn.

 

[furnatic]

Segway Jousting [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18owolQdSm4]

It would seem I've been beaten to the punch!

 

[FallenRainbows]

settling your differences through reason, like civilised people

Boooooriiiiinnnnggggg!

Ion Cannons at dawn!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Umbrellas at dawn.

Dildos at dawn

En garde!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Fatman at dawn.

Whoever survives is god

 

[Jamash]

Excised tumor hurling at dawn!

Is that a Stargate: Atlantis reference I see before me?

My vote goes for solar powered laser rifles at dawn, expect first shots by about lunchtime and if they make it to dusk it's a draw.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Interpretive dance-off... at dawn!

 

[Neonbob]

Excised tumor hurling at dawn!

Is that a Stargate: Atlantis reference I see before me?

My vote goes for solar powered laser rifles at dawn, expect first shots by about lunchtime and if they make it to dusk it's a draw.

Wha...not really...I don't watch the show.
Are you saying they got to that before me?
NOOOO!

Squirrel skinning at dawn!