MLP: "Cupcakes"?

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darkfire613

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Friend of mine identifies closest with Pinkie Pie. Friend of mine got hungry after reading Cupcakes. Friend of mine is probably more than a little disturbed. Friend of mine does not deny this.
 

Knife-28

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Allow me to show you what happened to me when I read Cupcakes;
Knife-28 said:

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Giggle at the ghostly,[/sub]
Guffaw at the grossly[/sub]
Crack up at the creepy[/sub]
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky[/sub]
Snortle at the spooky

[sub][sub][sub]Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe[/sub][/sub][/sub]
So, for the love of Celestia, [HEADING=2]DON'T READ IT![/HEADING]
 

loc978

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Here we go... short, sweet, and much less disturbing than fanfiction: A fan video! [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/563258]
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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Solo-Wing said:
I read a bit of it.... As soon as the word hacksaw came up... [sub]I stopped reading... [sub]I am on the verge of tears... [sub]Someone comfort me...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
I'll comfort you.

[sub][sub]There's more.[/sub][/sub]
 

ekkaman

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Anyone got a link to it, got a little girl aged 5 have had to play ponies with her non stop for 4 years. I want to see what I can only imagine a fitting end to one.

Do not worry I will not ever ever show her.
 

Solo-Wing

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ekkaman said:
Anyone got a link to it, got a little girl aged 5 have had to play ponies with her non stop for 4 years. I want to see what I can only imagine a fitting end to one.

Do not worry I will not ever ever show her.
Yeah I have a strong urge to ignore you and never acknowledge you again.
 

Kilgengoor

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You know what? I don't know much about MLP. I'm kinda used to this kind of fanfic. I usually have the opinion that as long as it's only a written story it can't affect me much.

Now I'm literally on the brink of puking. God damn you Internet and God damn you humanity.

Oh, and by the way my thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.277390-Torturing-for-the-greater-good#10792886] got semi-derailed with Cupcakes stuff just as I was checking out this thread. Call it a happy coincidence.

Still, you DID derail my thread and I'd probably have ended up reading the story nonetheless, so

page 1 [http://arch.413chan.net/cupcake1-(n1296106697309).jpg]

I can keep on supplying pages, y'now.
 

Solo-Wing

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I am just so goddamn happy and thanking the gods that the author did not choose Fluttershy. I do not think my heart could have taken that...
 

Solo-Wing

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Kilgengoor said:
You know what? I don't know much about MLP. I'm kinda used to this kind of fanfic. I usually have the opinion that as long as it's only a written story it can't affect me much.

Now I'm literally on the brink of puking. God damn you Internet and God damn you humanity.

Oh, and by the way my thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.277390-Torturing-for-the-greater-good#10792886] got semi-derailed with Cupcakes stuff just as I was checking out this thread. Call it a happy coincidence.

Still, you DID derail my thread and I'd probably have ended up reading the story nonetheless, so

page 1 [http://arch.413chan.net/cupcake1-(n1296106697309).jpg]

I can keep on supplying pages, y'now.
The second you reach the gory bits in those I am reporting you. Just an FYI.
 

Miles000

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Kilgengoor said:
You know what? I don't know much about MLP. I'm kinda used to this kind of fanfic. I usually have the opinion that as long as it's only a written story it can't affect me much.

Now I'm literally on the brink of puking. God damn you Internet and God damn you humanity.

(oh, and by the way, my thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.277390-Torturing-for-the-greater-good#10792886] got semi-derailed with Cupcakes stuff just as I was checking out this thread. Call it a happy coincidence.
Why won't anyone listen to the warnings? We can't tell you any clearer.
DONT LOOK UP, READ OR ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF CUPCAKES

[sub]And derailing threads is not intentional.[/sub]
 

Kilgengoor

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Solo-Wing said:
The second you reach the gory bits in those I am reporting you. Just an FYI.
Naaah, don't worry. If I've learned something from all this is that is kinda fun to tease a little. You know, have a little fun, just hint a little, just... making it last.

...

Wow! Haha, sorry. Went to a dark place for a moment there. No worries. But seriously, I'm clever enough to not post the most stomach churning thing I've read for a while in The Escapist.
 

Miles000

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Solo-Wing said:
I am just so goddamn happy and thanking the gods that the author did not choose Fluttershy. I do not think my heart could have taken that...
I think I would have killed myself, and I didn't even read it.
The .50 Caliber Cow said:
I just finished the whole thing myself...

You sir...
...are broken.
 

Solo-Wing

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Miles000 said:
Solo-Wing said:
I am just so goddamn happy and thanking the gods that the author did not choose Fluttershy. I do not think my heart could have taken that...
Y-Yeah.... I stopped reading after.... Rainbows cutie patches got cut off her and one of her wings nearly hacked off with the butchers Knife and the second I read "hacksaw" I was out. I could not take it. And if it was Fluttershy... I probably wouldn't have been able to get past the first page. My soft little heart would not have been able to have taken that...
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

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Solo-Wing said:
Miles000 said:
Solo-Wing said:
I am just so goddamn happy and thanking the gods that the author did not choose Fluttershy. I do not think my heart could have taken that...
Y-Yeah.... I stopped reading after.... Rainbows cutie patches got cut off her and one of her wings nearly hacked off with the butchers Knife and the second I read "hacksaw" I was out. I could not take it. And if it was Fluttershy... I probably wouldn't have been able to get past the first page. My soft little heart would not have been able to have taken that...

To be honest though, I've read far worse. One of my friends has a sick mind.
 

Solo-Wing

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The .50 Caliber Cow said:
Solo-Wing said:
Miles000 said:
Solo-Wing said:
I am just so goddamn happy and thanking the gods that the author did not choose Fluttershy. I do not think my heart could have taken that...
Y-Yeah.... I stopped reading after.... Rainbows cutie patches got cut off her and one of her wings nearly hacked off with the butchers Knife and the second I read "hacksaw" I was out. I could not take it. And if it was Fluttershy... I probably wouldn't have been able to get past the first page. My soft little heart would not have been able to have taken that...

To be honest though, I've read far worse. One of my friends has a sick mind.
I have only read one thing worse then this... And it did not scar me nearly as much...
 

saphirekosmos

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huh. That was some of the most disturbing stuff I have ever seen. And that is saying something. Time to curl up and cry now.