Mock The Week...Escapist Style

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Kinguendo

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"And now to honour those we have lost in the gaming industry this year...


-----------------------------------------Mario (AKA Jumpman)
 
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*Obligatory Duke Nukem Forever reference*

'You know what, fuck it. You keep complaining about every single game we release, when we put months of backbreaking work into it? How about we just don't make any more games, huh? How you like me now *****!'
 

Ben Legend

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Kinguendo said:
"And now to honour those we have lost in the gaming industry this year...


-----------------------------------------Mario (AKA Jumpman)
That is epic... and creepy. Where did you get it?
 

feather240

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Ben Legend said:
Kinguendo said:
"And now to honour those we have lost in the gaming industry this year...


-----------------------------------------Mario (AKA Jumpman)
That is epic... and creepy. Where did you get it?
His head's so... so... big. *Must resist urge to shoot.*
 

Ren3004

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"We'd like to announce that from now on, Xbox Live will be completely free of charge."
 

Sethzard

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We've realised that motion control is a load of bull, and so we are going to scrap natal, and fire Peter Molyneux as he is incapable of keeping his big fat gob shut.
 

Geamo

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Ben Legend said:
Fourth Round
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Unlikely things for Microsoft to announce.
"Because we listen to our fanbase, we've decided to scrap Games for Windows - LIVE and have removed it from all products because we realised it was a load of horseshit!"
 

Kinichie

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Ben Legend said:
Unlikely things for Microsoft to announce.
"Mr Gates replacement will be Peter Molyneux"

"Sorry guys. We fucked up"

"We are buying the EU as it's cheaper than the fines they give us"

"Our new mascot for the financial year is Gordon Brown"

"We care"
 

Kinguendo

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Ben Legend said:
Kinguendo said:
"And now to honour those we have lost in the gaming industry this year...


-----------------------------------------Mario (AKA Jumpman)
That is epic... and creepy. Where did you get it?
Just on the internet... a quick google images search came up with it.
 

SomeBoredGuy

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I clicked the link then spent the next 20 minutes watching Mock the Week videos.

OT: "We've decided to include a Batman costume with every Project Natal bought. That way, no one will know that it is you waving your arms around like an idiot and practicing your pedophile skills on a CGI ten year old that looks almost as creepy as you."
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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"We at Microsoft have finally gotten our heads out of our asses and have dumped Project Natal in favor of less-gimicky games. On that note: Fable III was scrapped after Peter Molyneux's hypnotic powers wore off and we discovered he was actually a psychic toad."
 

Nevyrmoore

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"We're pleased to announce a joint merger with Apple!"

ALTERNATIVE: "All hail our new Apple overlords!"
 

j1-2themax

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"We've finally figured out how to keep the 360s from bricking. For the next year, everyone will be able to trade in their old Xbox 360's for the new and improved versions, which look nothing at all like PS3's."
 

Cabisco

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Fourth round stuff:

"We are pleased to announce the Xpad. As you can see it is better than the ipad is just about every known way and as an added bonus if yo... Where are you all going? Oh, Apples new shiny thing is being premiered next door"

"We have decided to invest more into our pc community by putting more funding into making DRM more owellian in nature. Oh, go buy a mac if your so outraged. Yeah thought so, suck it up and pay me in lap dances little minion"

"We would like to annouce our merger with apple, from now on all your computing needs shall be coming from our new joint company, skynet."
 

Baby Eater

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For round 4:Coming Summer 2010.....EA presents.....God of Warkarts! Join Kratos and his wacky friends Medusa,Aries,Hades,and much more as they tear up ancient Greece in super powered Go-karts! With such power-ups as:Blades of chaos,Storm bow,Pandora's box,and Blade of Olympus!
 

tgcPheonix

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Unlikely games for EA to release.

Battlefield 3 : Hookers and Incest Extreme Edition certificate 16+