Mock The Week...Escapist Style

[Mana Fiend]

Conrad Verner, that sounds like an excellent idea!

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Miranda: "I'm Commander Shepard's second in command!"
Shepard: "Where the fuck did you get that idea?"

 

[Reaperman64]

Shepard your a billion credit project to save the galaxy, and also technically a zombie

 

[Lullabye]

Dammit, I haven't played the game.

Well, from what I do know...

"Me no speaky english."

Would your avatar happen to be from Ergo Proxy?

Why yes, it is.

 

[Uberjoe19]

Dammit, I haven't played the game.

Well, from what I do know...

"Me no speaky english."

Would your avatar happen to be from Ergo Proxy?

Why yes, it is.

I'm going to be watching the series soon. Any suggestions before I do so?

 

[Konfusion88]

I'm sorry, Chief. Cortana is in another castle...I mean, Halo.....

 

[Bananahs]

"Is that a heatsink in your pants or are you just happy to see me."

"Bloody foreigners."

"The Collectors are coming, and we're going to need all the special editions we can get."

"I'd like to have hanars backing me up all the way. Know what I mean."

"Probing your anus."

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Big explosion = BIG SUCCESS!!

However why do I recall having posted on a thread exactly like this before?

 

[Binerexis]

"Don't worry Commander Shepherd, I'm sure next time you'll remember to download the Lube N' Stuff DLC available now for only 1200 Microsoft Points so that we can actually get undressed before your 'Mass Effect' is over."

 

[Magnalian]

First things first, Genuinely good idea for a thread.

OT : 'I disagree with your point, but i respect your opinion'

I dont think you would ever hear anyone say that.

I disagree with that, but I respect your opinion.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

"Elevator music's not too bad..."

 

[Nevyrmoore]

"You were amazing...Wrex."

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

"You were amazing...Wrex."

*begins to retch*

Great, now I have that image in my mind.

 

[Kinichie]

"DAMN!... He's not going to be in Mass Effect 3"

 

[Nevyrmoore]

"You were amazing...Wrex."

*begins to retch*

Great, now I have that image in my mind.

Oh, be thankful you don't visit 4chan. We were once 'lucky' enough to receive a highly detailed story about Wrex boning female Shepard.

 

[Daveman]

"what? kaiden? you think I? noooo... I was just... trying something"

what an accepting commander sheperd we have here

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"I can't tell you how much what you said means to me" said Grunt.

 

[Geamo]

"Come on, fellas! Everybody sing!"

 

[Ruagh]

"Hey Jack, mind if I use your bald, bald head as a bongo?"

Not sure if that would be paragon or renegade...