Mock The Week...Escapist Style

[El Poncho]

Hey, you wanna play pokémon

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"how about that, a 10 year old called himself pro and actually killed someone!"

 

[gillebro]

"Playing this game absolutely guarantees that you will be laid BIG TIME in RL"

...yeah I know nothing about Halo.

 

[leviathanmisha]

"So Master Chief, you just saved the universe, what are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"

Yup, I 1-upped you Idealist...

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"This "Cortana" person you have been hearing in your helemt is proof of my diagnosis, Mr. Cheif, you are a Schizophrenic."

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Mr John 117, do you like the music of....Shiwaddywaddy?

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

'Wow, you killed me. I salute you, good sir.'

 

[Sir Ollie]

"The Chiefs dead"

*Sigh*

"Who wants Pancakes!"

 

[Nanaki316]

"Master Chief, are you paying too much for your warthog insurance?"

 

[tgcPheonix]

"I'm sorry your insurance doesn't cover Flood damages."

 

[Negative]

"This "Cortana" person you have been hearing in your helemt is proof of my diagnosis, Mr. Cheif, you are a Schizophrenic."

I take my hat off to you sir!

"Cheif! You can sit this battle out, we've decided to use the thousands of soldiers at our disposal to sort this objective out instead of sending one guy wearing armour in."

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

"Dude, the Chief got the worst end of the deal. He get's a nagging voice in his ear without the T&A that usually comes with it."

 

[Optional Opinion]

Cortana: 'Do these pixels make me look fat?'

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Cortana: 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0'

If the latter happened I would love Bungie for ever, mass Rick Roll.

 

[Uberjoe19]

So, for those of you who have seen Mock The Week on BBC/Dave...etc, I was thinking we could play it here, in the Escapist.

For more info go here: [link]http://www.mocktheweek.tv/[/link]

or watch this:

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9pijfVauJI&feature=channel[/link]
(If anybody knows how to put the video on here without a link, let me know please.)

So first things first:
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Unlikely Lines to hear in A Halo game?

I can't watch the video due to being an American. No, seriously, the BBC won't let me watch that video due to a copyright thing in America.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Mr John 117, do you like the music of....Shiwaddywaddy?

Frankie Boyle is my favourite.

Hugh Dennis is the one who always says that.

OT: "that was an amazing kill good sir, and I'm glad I faced you".

 

[Irridium]

"That was a fine sniper shot! Took my head clean off! I will not form a personal vendetta against you for sniping me 5 times in a row!"

 

[CloudKiller]

"No, I don't know what I look like under this thing either."