Mock The Week...Escapist Style

[Hotshots]

" Hey look a girl,lets leave her alone"

 

[MalevolentJim]

Prophet:"Very Impressive Spartan,but how skilled are you in the art of Dance?"

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

"RAMIREZ! Go finish the fight!"

 

[TimeLord]

"You teamkilled me good sir, I forgive you"

Bet you would never hear that!

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Dude, the Chief got the worst end of the deal. He get's a nagging voice in his ear without the T&A that usually comes with it."

XD.


"Chief, why don't you kick back for a while, me and the marines will go capture that extreamly dangerous Temple with hundreds of Elites guarding it."

 

[Kinichie]

Master Chief, meet your new sidekick; Duke Nukem.

 

[enzilewulf]

Im'a firing my lazer...

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"Finally, we can destroy those Halos!" said the Chief
"Oh, stop beign such a dirty idler" replied the Arbiter

 

[tgcPheonix]

Master Cheif : ODST, no I AM SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[Supernova2000]

"Hello, I have a delivery of odour eaters for a...Master Chief?"

 

[RobCoxxy]

"Wow, it strikes me now that this game really isn't as good as any other FPS."

 

[Valkyira]

Hey Master Chief! Have you heard of a band called... Shawaddy waddy?!

 

[JammasterJG]

Mr John 117, do you like the music of....Shiwaddywaddy?

i was praying someone would say that on this thread...

"i am Seria-Jimmy Savel..."

 

[Tonimata]

"Now, seriously, who the fuck hired these retarded midgets as ground army?"

I'd have Hugh Dennis saying this one. In his evil voice. Also saying Shiwaddywaddy

 

[jamescorck]

"The ring you are trying to destroy has experienced an uncoded action and must be closed"

OK RETRY CANCEL

 

[FoolKiller]

*Master Chief removes his helmet*

"Yes, I am the Arbiter"

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."

 

[TheSentinel]

"It appears you are trying to destroy this Halo. Would you like some help?"

 

[Tonimata]

So first things first:
...
...
Unlikely Lines to hear in A Halo game?

How about a change of question now that we've had many hilarious answers? Or just another one, I really like the idea of this thread and want to see it continued.

 

[TheGameXXVII]

yeah, we need a new line.