Mock The Week...Escapist Style

[Vortex Traveller]

For the Mass Effect one, "hmm it seems every time I am around a pretty alien, the effect is the mass in my trousers increases" (*audeince groans* yes its bad I know)

For Halo: Master Cheif, before you go on this mission defeat the flood you must fill out this risk assesment form

 

[Negative]

"Master Cheif, I'm real happy for y'all and I'ma let you finish, but Doom was the best FPS , OF ALL TIME!!"

 

[Ben Legend]

So first things first:
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Unlikely Lines to hear in A Halo game?

How about a change of question now that we've had many hilarious answers? Or just another one, I really like the idea of this thread and want to see it continued.

yeah, we need a new line.

Done and done. Hope you like, suppose I should announce a winner for the first round.

Also, any ideas for future questions, just let me know.

 

[TheGameXXVII]

i got an idea for a new line!

"Things Peter Molynuex would never say"

edit: oops too late

 

[Kinichie]

Rejected lines in Mass Effect 2. (yes, you can do sex scene lines.)

Soon after his Revival

"Shepard... We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live. "

 

[TheGameXXVII]

hmm...i haven't played ME 2...but i'll give this round a go anyways.

"No thanks Shepard, this time i'd like to keep my clothes on"

 

[Ben Legend]

i got an idea for a new line!

"Things Peter Molynuex would never say"

edit: oops too late

Thanks, i'll use it for the next question.

 

[Lullabye]

Dammit, I haven't played the game.

Well, from what I do know...

"Me no speaky english."

 

[TheGameXXVII]

"Last name?"
"Shepard"
"First Name?"
"Titty"

 

[Professor M]

"You know Shepherd, I think we should take the stairs instead"

 

[Optional Opinion]

Joker stop looking at lolcats and fly the damn ship!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

"I know you're in the middle of saving humanity from the Collecters, but we just got a message saying you owe 3 years of child support payments."

 

[tgcPheonix]

They don't call it my Mass effect for not reason

 

[Uberjoe19]

Dammit, I haven't played the game.

Well, from what I do know...

"Me no speaky english."

Would your avatar happen to be from Ergo Proxy?

 

[Kinichie]

"Why couldn't the Protheans just build a Death Star instead of a useless Citadel?"

 

[hudsonzero]

can't we just use bug spray

 

[Kinichie]

"Hey... Gethy! Over here Gethy... good Geth... good Geth.... BOOM! HEADSHOT YEAH!"

 

[Klarinette]

"Why couldn't the Protheans just build a Death Star instead of a useless Citadel?"

This. I lol'd. A lot.

 

[Joshimodo]

EDI: "Commander Shepard, putting the Space Hamster in with the fish does not keep them fed while you are gone and is against ship regulations."

It would also net you some Renegade points.

 

[Total LOLige]

I've never played mass effect but hey.

"God Damn!!! your uglier than your mother's vagina,I suggest you crawl back into it where the world can not be offended by your ugliness."