Moderator sanctioned "CERN: The Big Bang" thread.

[TheBluesader]

Two words: Genesis Device

Khhhaaaaaan!!

 

[HuntingWolf_01]

yes but it could create a strangelet instead

 

[Aries_Split]

Are you ginger haired and bearded with big glasses and can you easily access a crowbar? If so, you must kill your boss Dr.Breen with it right now.

Yes, but don't take the direct route to his office, you'll get trapped or locked out, you'll need to backtrack 3 miles, jump into a vent and negotiate a rapidly decaying research facility called white plain. Only then may you go in the back door of his office and lamp him one with the crowbar.

In the event you create a dystopia future ruled by alien beings, you will also be held obliged to grab an SMG, and start a rebellion. The good news is you will NEVER forget to reload.

 

[fulano]

Uhh, even if it were a black hole, as stated prior its only a 'micro-black hole', and to further this point along, if you know anything about black holes, stars, gravity, ect there is no point to being 'afraid' we'll all die when they turn it on!

Heres a little 'fact'.

Black Holes, are created when a massive stars mass becomes so great, it collapses in on its self.

The 'micro-black' holes we are talking about here, are 'black holes' where matter has collapsed in on its self, however, it doesn't have ANYWHERE NEAR the same mass as a 'normal' black hole. Quite simply its mass if it could be 'measured' would be composed of only a few atoms! Its mass would be so tiny it couldn't 'suck' anything into it, and even if it could, theres no 'proof' that it would 'grow' let alone consume earth. Asside from all this, these micro-black holes (which already pop-in-and-out of existance all the time) will 'disipate' or disapear, within nanoseconds of coming into existance.

I'd be more afraid of a Titanium Toilet Seat from a failing russian satalite entering earths atmosphere, hitting a tree, and said tree pile drives me into the ground, then I would be of htis 'black hole'.

Dude, it's all hypothetical.

In the unlikely case it churns out a black hole, it will likely dissipate. Though I'm not sure what would become of Hawkin's radiation.

The other thing that had people going bonkers was the freak occurence of the micro black hole actually interacting with earth's gravity, pummeling to earth's core and then growing from there.

 

[Jamash]

I wonder how many people are hoping it will happen, because they were convinced it would happen & for the last week have been taking out huge bank loans, quitting work, calling their boss a ****, doing enough drugs to kill them in a year etc.

It would suck to be them on Thursday...

 

[Danny Ocean]

Technically, it would hurt like hell. Like being put through a fucking grinder(think of what the Locusts in GoW feel when chainsawed).

We'd be ripped apart in seconds and turned into quantum fucking foam. The difference in gravity in our lower bodies from the top of our heads would be way too great, we'd be turned into human spaghetti. At least that's what happens to particles that go near that fucking hole.

So yeah, it wouldn't feel nice.

Well, how human would you really be during spaghettification? Once you're broken down to your components are you still the whole?
Also, I imagine it would be pretty fast once you reached the edge of the gravitational gradient. Up to then it would have little effect by comparison. As soon as you hit the edge though, I doubt you would feel a thing, having died a few thousandths of a second earlier due to shock.

Just my hypothesis.

 

[a big stupid idiot]

Knowing me I would be sitting out in my town somewhere reading something while everyones panicing and getting sucked into the void. Than I would just look up, think "Meh", than go back to reading.

 

[SmugFrog]

Awesome.

 

[HuntingWolf_01]

Knowing me I would be sitting out in my town somewhere reading something while everyones panicing and getting sucked into the void. Than I would just look up, think "Meh", than go back to reading.

i like your style

 

[SmugFrog]

That's what cracks me up about this whole thing. It's "hypthetical" and "unlikely", but they don't exactly say there's a 100% chance of nothing bad happening. They just say they're 99.999999% sure.

I'm all for the technology though, and I hope it doesn't get shut down. Bring it on, we'll learn something or all die trying! MWAH-HA-HA-HA! Seriously though, it would suck if something bad happened.

 

[broadband]

well after of read some stuff about this haldron colider or whatever is called my fear for the apocalypse has returned, then i remembered a documentary on discovery channel about the high chances of be almost ahnihilated by a asteroid, and lets remeber the terrorism paranoia and the articles on the newspapers that always talk about 6 year old kids being killed on a gunfight.

and then, just this question came to my mind, vote and discuss

 

[fulano]

Technically, it would hurt like hell. Like being put through a fucking grinder(think of what the Locusts in GoW feel when chainsawed).

We'd be ripped apart in seconds and turned into quantum fucking foam. The difference in gravity in our lower bodies from the top of our heads would be way too great, we'd be turned into human spaghetti. At least that's what happens to particles that go near that fucking hole.

So yeah, it wouldn't feel nice.

Well, how human would you really be during spaghettification? Once you're broken down to your components are you still the whole?
Also, I imagine it would be pretty fast once you reached the edge of the gravitational gradient. Up to then it would have little effect by comparison. As soon as you hit the edge though, I doubt you would feel a thing, having died a few thousandths of a second earlier due to shock.

Just my hypothesis.

Yeah, well, you gotta feel at least something while your'e being squished, right?

Knowing me I would be sitting out in my town somewhere reading something while everyones panicing and getting sucked into the void. Than I would just look up, think "Meh", than go back to reading.

You're no fun. What's the fun of being paranoid if you're not paranoid?

 

[Death Magnetic]

The black hole would be too small to do damage, however would we be able to it's there in the first place because I thought the only way to see a black hole in space was to see the affects it has upon stars, otherwise it just sucks up light and radiation. We might not be able to tell there is a black hole until it's too late. It won't stabilise anyway or be able to suck up the Earth in seconds.

 

[SmugFrog]

You're no fun. What's the fun of being paranoid if you're not paranoid?

Your name makes me paranoid...

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Of course, sensationalism and bad news sells, the media are always eager to report on the next impending disaster that will befall us.

 

[Danny Ocean]

That's what cracks me up about this whole thing. It's "hypthetical" and "unlikely", but they don't exactly say there's a 100% chance of nothing bad happening. They just say they're 99.999999% sure.

Well, you're far more likely to get murdered, or something similarly fatal. Effectively ending the world as you know it.
We still do stupid stuff like that every day, don't we?

 

[Shivari]

"do the media wants to spread fear?"

"it depends on the sourches"

Oh wow...

 

[TMAN10112]

The media wants you to be paranoid and afraid, because the more people they scar the more people turn to them for the latest news on it.

 

[fulano]

You're no fun. What's the fun of being paranoid if you're not paranoid?

Your name makes me paranoid...

You are making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry...

 

[meatloaf231]

Sensationalism and fearmongering: two of the media's favorite things.

Nothing gets better ratings and more viewers than a scare story about how you are going to get cancer from X thing and Y thing is going to get your children