Moments that remind you how nerdy you are?

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Eatbrainz

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When i reached the point that i speak in obscure quotes at any opportunity, whether the other person gets it or not.
For example: while with some friends watching lord of the rings, when gandalf falls and frodo screams "NOOO!" i, at the same time, yelled "KANEDAAAAA!!!"
 

cerealnmuffin

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*When something breaks or is broken, I say "It is broken!" or "We look for things, things that make us go". It's from a star trek next gen episode called the Good Samaritan where Jordie runs into perhaps the dumbest alien species ever.

*When I am carrying a lot of things, I would jokingly say "I am over encumbered and can't fast travel anymore' (Fallout 3, Oblivion)

I read history books and classical composer biographies for fun. I even used a primary source written in all Japanese to do my thesis on the 'role of spirit possession as a tool for women's right movement throughout Japanese history'. I proudly display my history texts on my bookshelf where others might display a home entertainment system.

When singing songs on the radio with friends, they were completely surprised that I knew all the lyrics of REM's 'End of the World' song. They would only jump in during the chorus, but I sang the whole thing without issue.

I went to a piano performance celebrating the works of Chopin. Chopin is my absolute favorite composer. (Eternal Sonata makes me squeal with delight) When talking to the pianist afterwards, I was giddy and shy like a schoolgirl talking to some rock star, wow I'm a dork.
 

Dango

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Every time the stats screen pops up in Team Fortress 2, and when anyone mentions cake, followed by me yelling "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!".
 

superstringz

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I did the buoyancy calculations to see if my backyard was going to be large enough to build and fly a zeppelin (It is, now I just need a 20m by 6m zeppelin)
 

DanDeFool

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All those Saturday nights where I think to myself, "Hey, maybe I should go find some nice girl who will like me and/or have sex with me.", and then I decide to have a good wank and play videogames instead.

I realize how nerdy I am when I wake up the next morning and don't regret the previous nights decisions.

Sigh.
 

monstersquad

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Last friday night, when my buddy's roommate and her friend were going out to party and my buddy and I were in the basement putting together catachans to use as penal legion troops.
 

zohmbee

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I was in the bookstore two weeks back and I typed in 'Doctor Who' in the search out of curiosity. I found a book, Prisoner of the Daleks, and couldn't find it even though it said they had three copies in store. So I ask the woman for help.

"What's the name of the book?"
"Prisoner of the Daleks (pronounced dah-leks)."
"... what?"
"... Prisoner of the Daleks (pronounced day-licks and with a slight cringe)."
"...... one more time?"
".... D. A. L. E. K. S."

I then purchased the book and hid in my shame corner. There's also this angel statue near my house and whenever we walk past it I shriek "Don't blink!" and I just get stared at.
 

aLivingPheonix

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Mostly when I spar at my martial arts class, and fight my best friend, I think "Man, he's got 4000 ATK/DFN, and I only have 2000 ATK/DFN"... I used to play "Yu-Gi-Oh!"...

Or when I'm playing "Hide'n Seek" with his little brother, and I find myself trying to see my visibility meter.

Or when I see someone write "I'm Glad", I read it as "I'm GLaD".

EDIT: When I see Angel statues, I try not to blink.
 

Jerious1154

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My English teacher: "Generally speaking, prepositions are not a good thing to end a sentence with."

I think I was one of two kids in the class who snarfed because we were trying not to laugh.
 

Blindswordmaster

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I was helping my Dad move some furniture last weekend. I picked something really heavy and moves it by myself. He commented on hoe strong I was. I told him,"I pored all my skill points into strength." Looked at me like I had midgets dancing on my head. I was watching Dragon Ball Abridged and remembered every attack from every episode.
I took a cartoon theme song quiz. My cousin scored less than half, and I scored 85%. I even remembered the themes to Reboot, Code Lyoko, and Thundarr the Barbarian.
Edit: I have a t-shirt that says "Please ask me about my zombie plan." When people ask me, I tell them. In excruciating detail. Not all of my plans, just the class 2 outbreak.
I stumped the Askinator internet game with Liz Ricarro from IGPX.
 

teqrevisited

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In an airsoft game we were forming a plan when someone else arrived behind us and yelled "LEEEEROOOY JEEEEENKIIINS!". After he'd disappeared through the doorway I genuinely said "Oh my god he just ran in..."

We didn't go out to save him though.
 

Cain_Zeros

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When I look at the bruises on my body and remember that they're from lightsaber duelling with friends.
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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Well I was at work the other day (I work at Mcdonalds) and I had to run to the freezer to get some buns or something. Just as I am walking back to the kitchen with the buns I pass a co-worker going to help me(I'm new) and he sees the buns and is like "oh I wasn't sure you knew where they were in the freezer"

I looked right at him and said "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

Luckily he caught the reference and was like "Ah Star Wars reference good job"

Granted that isn't and overly powerful reference, I still felt pretty good about it.
 

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When I have to explain to someone anything abot Star Wars, videogames, etc.

Although I was called a nerd for recognizing Tom Morello's guitar playing....

*sigh* Rednecks....
 

Shoggoth2588

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I walk up to the Geek Squad at work the other day, giving them some software that belongs in their department. I greet them with, 'Ba-weep granah weep ninny-bong' ... and they look at me as though I'm insane. Nerf-herders...

Also (Edit): Remember in Hitchhiker's Guide the explanation of how the existence of The Babelfish is proof that God doesn't exist? I have used that example to theorize how God could exist.

I am currently on my first read-through of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Shortly after reading about The Bablefish, a scene in the film I enjoyed, something clicked into place in my brain that didn't before. God existence is purely based upon a belief in him/it so therefor, to prove it's existence is to prove it's non-existence since proof of the existence of God would eliminate the belief upon which God exists. Therefor, to prove any aspect of God (Heaven, Hell, Angels, etc...) would be to prove and thus, disprove God's existence.

Humans are organic constructs able to perceive the Universe around them through sight, sound, touch, smell and, taste. Using these five senses, we have discovered nothing divine nor have we the means to find divinity short of giving a preacher copious amounts of money and allowing them to hit us in the head. The major issue at hand of course is that we don't know what divinity even feels like should we sense it anyway, nor have we any sense of detecting it if we have sensed it previously. Without this vital information, we cannot prove that we have sensed divinity even if we think that we have, further fortifying God and all things connected with said entity.

Humans have been able to disprove older Gods by visiting their homes thus proving them to be non-existent. When we climbed to the top of Mount Olympus for example, Zeus and the others disappeared, only to reappear in children's books and cartoons. Similar things happened to other Parthenon's of divinity. We have not discovered the existence of the current God because of how vague God's Kingdom of Heaven is which is another point in it's favor. To be fair though, we have dug rather far into the ground, the supposed resting place of Hell but, have found no such fallen angels or even heard laments from damned souls (that is, until a miner's lunch reaches his gastric track and bits of it escape in near-lethal clouds of methane).

Once a human dies, the body becomes inert (unless the body dies while falling or some other means that would render the body unable to stop moving for some time. The decomposition process also causes movements as gases escape the body etc.) The human body decomposes into it's base elements until little to none of it remain. What happens to the consciousness is completely unknown. The existence of the soul is also unknown but death would be the time in which a soul passes on to the afterlife to be judged by a higher entity where after it would spend eternity in paradise or hell.

It is my belief that Consciousness dies with the body and brain in particular. In order for the afterlife to exist, it must stay in the same plains of belief where God resides. To be conscious of the afterlife is to prove it's existence and to prove the existence of the afterlife is to prove the existence of God and thus, undo all of it in one fell sweep of logic. Once the soul is judged and is sent on it's way, it spends an 'eternity' in either paradise or hell. With no sense of consciousness, that time frame becomes meaningless and can be considered a break from the pains, pleasures and, tedium of tangible life. After the alloted time, the soul is sent on it's way back into life.

Whether or not the soul choses it's next vessel is unknown nor can it be known since the soul has no memory storage system to be heard of (if nothing else, it would be unwise for the soul to have a memory as the memory of an afterlife would carry over and thus be known to the next entity the soul commandeers thus, undoing the afterlife) I assume the soul does have a choice in which person it inhabits next as well as when and where it inhabits that person but, I am lead to believe that it isn't very accurate. It is only as accurate as the approximate year and planet. As has been hinted, Time is not strictly linear which would explain why 'old souls' are thought to be found in people who are long dead and 'young souls' are thought to appear in times when the world is thought to end.

I also think that there is a sort of imprint of the afterlife present in the soul. That is, the most recent afterlife. One soul who has just spent an eternity in hell for instance, may feel bitter and become a person hellbent on revenge even if he has no conscious reason as to why he should feel so darned angry. Or one soul who has been to hell may inhabit a body destined to try it's best to be good for reasons it doesn't quite understand as an organic, so as to avoid another eternity of mild discomfort (which I would think far worse than outright torture. Some can get used to the intense pain but nobody is immune to discomfort which is able to adapt better than any organic construct)
 

Romblen

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Every time I realize that I know almost every Power Rangers theme and pretty close to the exact order of the seasons.
 

Code Monkey

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When I watch an episode of digimon, at my age, and enjoy it.

When I give myself a Futurama avatar.

When I stub my toe, and my fingers unconsiously look for the E key to call for a medic.

When me and my friends sing the pokemon theme song, word for word.