Johnnydillinger said:
My favourite was Rasputin for Team Fortress 2. It requires you, as a Heavy, to take bullets, get burned, get beaten by something, take damage from explosions and maybe have some engineer buildings harm you; not sure but it's something like that. Now, when I read the description I laughed for a good minute as I know the story of real life Rasputin's death, which is just about as hilarious.
This.
I have had some AMAZING failures in games...
In Ace Combat ZERO I managed to crash on takeoff. See, what'd happened is I found a glitch, where I had somehow turned in just the right way where my plane could angle itself upwards while still on the ground. I kept angling up and up and up and BOOM.
Then in Gundam Vs. Zeta Gundam I was playing as one of the infinitely flying fighters in the game. Now, don't ask me HOW I managed this, but I was fighting one of the boss mechs, which was a giant flying gun fortress... Thing. That was completely useless. So I flew up to it and pushed the missile button. And missed.
At point blank range.
This one isn't really a fail... On my part.
So my older brother always played this game called Armored Core: Silent Line. Now, I only recently got into it and so I sucked at building a mech. But bro, being cool like that, decided to help me make one, and later challenged me to a match, like he always did years back, only now I'm competent at games...
Turns out the thing we built was a fucking monster. It was only armed with a laser blade and a machine gun. Thing is, it was also strapped down with so many fucking boosters it was almost impossible to hit. We re-named it the Berkut, otherwise known as the golden eagle (I think), which is known for killing FUCKING HONEY BADGERS [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U] FOR FUN (... I think.).
... Now if only my fucking PS2 wasn't broken, I could play these games more.