Easily the Sims 3.
A log of playing that game:
Start game
Wait for stupid not login screen to load
Start game *again*
Skip splash screens, wait for menu to load
Select town, make sandwich as it loads
Eat sandwich
Use the toilet
Finally reach the town, decide to make a new sim
Contemplate suicide as yet another loading screen plonks down in front of you
Sick of messing around, click random sim, you're a busy guy!
Oh for heaven... another loading screen as town comes back
Choose house to live in, load house and town
Go into menu and lower video settings to make it run
Shoot self as game asks you to restart
Family member comes in and decides to save your game so they can use the computer
Space crumbles as gigantic black holes envelope everything
Having saved the game loads the menu