Most annoying person you met in an online match

[Neonbob]

There was some Indian...okay, Native American guy on CoD4 one night...he claimed to be drunk and on ecstasy and peyote, and would not shut up. The entire time he was on my team, he would do nothing but yammer on about useless crap, and when told to shut up, he decided to threaten people. Online.
But, when he went over to the other side, it was the most satisfying ten minutes I've ever had online. I killed him about 10 times. A couple times, his teammates watched while I killed him, and then attacked me. It was great.

 

[Barry93]

Some german guy who said he was a Nazi.

 

[Christemo]

I seem to frequently run into 13 year-olds who have 1/3 of their vocabulary reserved for 'douche'

But the worst was this guy in who kept singing opera really loudly into his mic to piss everyone off. weird

im 13, and im not one of those whiny little bastards. i think 9 years is the average age of noob-y-ness.

 

[Christemo]

Super Smash Bros Brawl
Pikachu,Ness,and Lucas spammers

"everybody wants to hurt the the pikachu"

 

[Tyler_Durden]

i was playing cod 4 and i was playing search and destroy when i came into the game at 1 round losing. i was sniping with my trusty .50 cal when an enemy snuck up behind me and killed me. i thought fair enough untill he started tea bagging me. but still just someone happy about getting the kill. next round i turned around after seeing him move at the edge of the map. i sprayed him with the 50 cal and for the next 5 rounds he was a sniper and i preceeded to wash him up at the spawn every round. we ended up winning in overtime. i previously muted him but when the round was over i heard the most high piched scream and he started erupting in yelling french curse words. i didnt know what he was saying but god help me he was really annoying.

 

[Christemo]

the worst ive seen is on L4D (PC version). some guy named The Transylvanian Spork. i had chatted with a skilled and nice guy through the entire game (he was also in-game of course), then this guy joins and begins calling my entire team fags everytime 1 of us are shot (we were infected). even when our teammate who had never been tank before is shoot he yells this shit: UBERFAIL, u suck, stinking fagballs" or something like that.

found him in a new game some days later where he insulted another teammate i was chatting with. as punishment i tickled him off the rooftop. then he begins to act all innocent lieing about i had killed him 4-5 times, then i was voted off. that guy was such an asshole.

 

[nikosuave]

Crackbone

 

[Dirty Apple]

I was playing a zombie mod for Source and the server host kept talking in this ridiculous Duke Nukem voice. The strangest thing is that no one else on the server was saying anything about it. So, finally I call him on it and apparently I'm the dick for asking. "ThAt'S JuSt ThE WaY I TaLk," he's says in his ridiculous mock gravely voice. "Are you serious?" I respond. "WeLl, MaYbE If YoU HaD a MaSsIvE CoCk LiKe Me, YoU CoUlD TaLk LiKe ThIs," was his oh so brilliant response. That's when I quit in disgust.

 

[newguy77]

CoD4 Free for All.
A guy by the name of Spitfire62626.
He would run around calling everyone scrubs and niggers and telling us to get off because we sucked. The really damn annoying thing was that he was actually decent and took first place his only match.

 

[Reg5879]

Anyone that glitches, do I have to say anymore??? lol.

 

[Reg5879]

CoD4 Free for All.
A guy by the name of Spitfire62626.
He would run around calling everyone scrubs and niggers and telling us to get off because we sucked. The really damn annoying thing was that he was actually decent and took first place his only match.

Sony, MS and Nintendo (Does Nintendo online let u use mics???) have really got to come down hard on racist people to make sure it all gets removed from the online community, even though i'm white, I bloody hate the use of the N word.

 

[cheesecake123]

Crackbone

got them brain dawgs

 

[BlueMartian]

I seem to frequently run into 13 year-olds who have 1/3 of their vocabulary reserved for 'douche'

But the worst was this guy in who kept singing opera really loudly into his mic to piss everyone off. weird

im 13, and im not one of those whiny little bastards. i think 9 years is the average age of noob-y-ness.

I doubt 9 year-olds know half of the words they come up with, let alone string them into a phrase with teenage voices

 

[Finbark]

One of my first ranked matches on Halo 3. He was on my team and he was the only one with a mic in. He started the match by telling us to stick together, so me and another team member followed. He got killed right away because he was generally crap. He continued to yell at us and complain about how we were losing. When the match was almost over he basically started crying and screaming that his team sucked and he couldn't believe he lost. I stayed away from ranked for a while. Wasn't exactly a good first impression...

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

ANYONE who quotes Dane Cook.

 

[Audemas]

When I first played Call of Duty 4, I remember playing with this kid who was really excited about getting his first helicopter. He sounded just like a Alvin the chipmunk and he kept saying, "OMG! I'm gonna get my first chopper! Please no one kill me!"(We were playing hardcore) over and over. He finally gets his chopper and he finally shuts up. Then I get a kill streak going and I'm one away from a chopper as well. I guess that little prick noticed and he found me and shot me in the back. He started to laugh in his high pitch voice and I kind of lost it. I killed him over and over until he left and when he did, I followed him to the room and did it over again. I admit that it was kind of overkill but his voice, it just enraged me.

 

[The Shade]

My friend and I were playing Halo 3 matchmaking. Being Canadians, we seem to attract a certain amount of ridicule (mostly from Americans, but not exclusively). But this guy was particularly abusive towards our homeland. So we vowed to grind him and his party into the dirt and make him lick our boots. He threw out some more verbal abuse and questioned both our sexuality and Halo 3 prowess.

We massacred their team by a 3:1 score ratio. (More or less. Forget the actual score.)

Post game lobby, we were (as can be expected) rather cheerful. In the true fashion of a trash-talker who can't back their claims, the opposing party backed out of the lobby instantly.

So we lined up for another match, and who do we get pit against? None other than Mr. Can't-Walk-the-Talk himself. Oh, bitter irony.

He and his party remained steadfast that they were the better Halo players of course - a statement we had great reason to doubt at this point - and continued to insult our country, our politicians, our mothers, and pretty much any other noun that came to mind.

Once again, we stamped their virtual face down under our virtual boot in-game.

 

[Azaradel]

I have a good friend since some 1 and a half year, via Wow

The few times I've been unfortunate enough to get stuck PvPing with him, he yells into the mic about how awful I am, repeating "L2P" like a broken record - which is ironic because I'm not worse than he is, he just thinks having a healer with him makes him equivalent to God. And it doesn't.

And he keeps yelling at me, while getting himself murdered over and over again, to the point of making me want to fly down to Malta and strangle him with the cord to his headset.