Most Awesome Pre-Kill Speech

[Mr0llivand3r]

from a movie, a game, or whatever.
What is the best thing someone says before executing their victim?

my two are:

~ "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof!" (V for Vendetta)

~ "What I hate... is a pussy with a gun in his hand..." (Shoot 'Em Up)

 

[RH3INLAND.]

I swear I saw some Dracula movie where the guy was all

"How do you like your stake?" *Impales Dracula with stake*

I thought it was pretty awesome.

 

[the_hessian]

Not to be obvious, but it is the single best pre-kill speech ever:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction, Jules, Samuel L. Jackson

 

[teisjm]

The one from Boondock Saints, can't recall it completely.
It's not just the family prayer, it's the long one which they use in the courtroom before they striple-headshot the mafia don.

 

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~ "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof!" (V for Vendetta)

This is what I thought of when I saw the title of this thread. A classical moment.

 

[slevin8989]

The speech in boondock saints before they kill the mobster in the end

 

[Velocirapture07]

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY
(yelling over the
alarm)
We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost.
(points to Yakavetta)

MURPHY
There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth
(pointing to
Yakavetta's people)
Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into
our domain.

CONNOR
For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will
reap it.

MURPHY
And we will send you to whatever God
you wish.



That....

 

[CrazyFikus]

Not to be obvious, but it is the single best pre-kill speech ever:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction, Jules, Samuel L. Jackson

I agree, Samuel L. Jackson delivers those lines like the badass he is, and it is possibly one of his most famous quotes ever.

 

[slevin8989]

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY
(yelling over the
alarm)
We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost.
(points to Yakavetta)

MURPHY
There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth
(pointing to
Yakavetta's people)
Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into
our domain.

CONNOR
For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will
reap it.

MURPHY
And we will send you to whatever God
you wish.
That....

You forgot
The Family Prayer

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Well, this one is post-killing, but...

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

Lines don't get any more classic than that.

Stacks Edwards: "What time is it?"
Tommy DeVito: "It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine."
Stacks Edwards: "Be ready in a minute."
Tommy DeVito: "Yeah, you were always f*****' late, you were late for your own f*****' funeral."

*sound of Stacks getting capped*

 

[Velocirapture07]

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY
(yelling over the
alarm)
We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost.
(points to Yakavetta)

MURPHY
There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth
(pointing to
Yakavetta's people)
Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into
our domain.

CONNOR
For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will
reap it.

MURPHY
And we will send you to whatever God
you wish.
That....

You forgot
The Family Prayer

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Haha, I know i did. I just wanted to get the main speech. You're right though, it is definitely incomplete without the prayer. I also didn't include the "piff-piff" of the silenced pistols and the "boom" of the shotgun...

 

[oliveira8]

The United States president played by Harrison Ford in Air Force One(think thats the movie name...)

"Get off my plane!" BUM! pushes terrorist guy from the plane!

 

[waggmd]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Edit: For those of you who never watched The Princess Bride here is the scene that goes with that line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w

 

[slevin8989]

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY
(yelling over the
alarm)
We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost.
(points to Yakavetta)

MURPHY
There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth
(pointing to
Yakavetta's people)
Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into
our domain.

CONNOR
For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will
reap it.

MURPHY
And we will send you to whatever God
you wish.
That....

You forgot
The Family Prayer

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Haha, I know i did. I just wanted to get the main speech. You're right though, it is definitely incomplete without the prayer. I also didn't include the "piff-piff" of the silenced pistols and the "boom" of the shotgun...

Lol Yeah I also missed those random people yelling

 

[Arcticflame]

A classical moment.

Was that an error or a reference to the rest of the film?

Oh and one which I like is "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE... I DRINK IT UP!"

 

[Bernzz]

Okay, from a game then? Well, this is from Gears of War 2...

Dom: Marcus, I...I don't know what to do.
Marcus: Dom, it's okay.
*Marcus walks away*
*BLAM!*

Most Awesomest Pre-Kill Speech EVAR.

 

[traceur_]

Ya wanna know how I got these scars? (Joker, Dark Knight)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6LWmD9YRpU

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Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear...

*WHAM* tada! (Joker, Dark Knight)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvt86-SI-2M

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Now I know... this hand was made for sending guys like you back to hell!... and now... you... DIE!! (Nero, DMC4)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPunrjd1kU

 

[Agayek]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

This man has it right.

Though I'd have to say that "This. Is. My. BOOMSTICK!" is my favorite line ever.

 

[Donbett1974]

"He put his evil in me". From Carrie her mother is telling her how she was conceived.