Most badass one-liner ever.

[LarenzoAOG]

Obviously its this

"You've got to ask you self one question, 'Do I feel lucky?' well do ya... punk"
From Dirty Harry maybe not a one liner but still awesome.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

That's actually a qoute from Sir Winston Churchill if you'd believe it, I kid you not.

 

[samuraiweasel]

The look on your face when a toddler rips it out and shows it to you?
Priceless.
For everything else, theres FWOOSH.

Richard
Looking for Group

 

[Lulzovich]

"They're eating her... And then they're gonna eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!"

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I have a lot of choices, so I'll pick five:

"Hail to the King, baby."
-Ash, Army of Darkness

"I wish you'd shove it. You know where."
-Yuri Volte Hyuuga, Shadow Hearts: Covenant

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
-Kamina, Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann

"Feel the pain, of those inferior beings, as you burn in hell!"
-Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

"I AM NOT A THING! MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH! AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!
-Epsilon-Church, Red VS Blue: Recreation

 

[bassdrum]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

That's actually a Winston Churchill quote, if I remember correctly.

OT: Perhaps not the most badass, but I've always loved one of exchanges from The Dark Knight:

Batman: "Let her go!"
The Joker: "Very poor choice of words." (He proceeds to drop said woman off of a skyscraper).

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Every internet meme ever.

 

[The Rascal King]

?I?ll kill you with my teacup.?

Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick

 

[erto101]

"I'm worth more alive!"
"You're worth enough dead"

From bounty hunter, right? That game was fun.

Yes, and yes that game was awesome =)Jango Would kick Bobba's ass anytime

 

[Karl AMD]

from COD 3
Today we're on a secret mission to get coffee and doughnuts. Problem is, Jerries drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So we gotta go kick their asses

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Said about Theodore Roosevelt after his death:
"Death had to take him sleeping, if he'd been awake, there would have been a fight."

 

[AngelicSven]

"I'm gonna overlord your face off!!!!" - Zetta

 

[MassiveGeek]

"I'll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?"

Renegade Shepard, Mass Effect 2

 

[g_hughes]

Written on church wall in 28 Days Later

'Repent, the end is extremely fucking nigh!'

 

[rwllay]

"get off my plane" - air force one

"it's you, your the rocket man" [then kills guy with rocket]- the rock

Cindino: "Cy..."
Cyrus: "onara" - [then sets cindino on fire] - Con Air

 

[giles92]

Deadpool- Listen vermin, I went through all the trouble of giving you rabies, the least you could do is get-in-the-shotgun!

Deadpool- You just killed the nice deranged chick from the bar I was gonna score with someday maybe.

Deadpool- My katana was forged by the same guy who made the one on Heroes.

Deadpool- Speaking of games, you ever play Streetfighter?
Kitty Pryde- As if-
Deadpool- SHORYUKEN!!

 

[camokkid]

"Fuck you, Lucky Charms"

-Leprechaun, the movie

 

[camokkid]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

I believe it went:

General Septimus:"I may be drunk, Krogan, But you are very ugly, and in the morning I will be sober."

Gotta love the Winston reference.

 

[camokkid]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

That's actually a Winston Churchill quote, if I remember correctly.

I guess I never bothered to check for ninjas.

 

[duedmen]

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
Bullet tooth tony
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