Most badass one-liner ever.

[jobobob]

Ninjas, damn.

 

[shotgunbob]

What is the most bad ass one-liner you have ever heard?

"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"
-John Freeman
Half Life: Full Life Consequences: Free Man

I thought of that when I clicked on this topic.

So Ninja'd

 

[The_ModeRazor]

-"I'll see you in hell, William Munny."
-"Yeah." *BANG*

And one I like from New Vegas:
"I dug myself out of my grave to put you in yours." *beheads Mr.Spoiler with bear hands*

Oh, also:
"LISTEN TO THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH! IT DOES NOT LIE!"

 

[Urialanis]

'English ************ do you speak it?!'

 

[That Greek Guy]

Remember when i said i was going to kill you last? I lied

 

[Squarez]

"Fuck this, I'm getting the bazooka..."
Kick-Ass

 

[viking97]

heh heh heh, i love you shovel.

-Emerson Cod (pushing daisies)

 

[BlackStar42]

"Don't worry. The second tine is-"
*gunshot*
Bond:"Yes. Considerably."

 

[bad_dog14]

*shoots guy*
*turns to other*
"Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration?"

While we're on the subject of Samuel L. Jackson:

"I'm a mushroom could layin' ************, ************!"

 

[Nfritzappa]

"Your Spurs."

When one of the 3 bandits from the Good the Bad and the Ugly wonders how Blondie (Clint Eastwood) knew that they were coming in the door and how he killed them so fast.

 

[Hawkseraph]

Imma gonna divide you through zero!

Soo zetta slow!

One of the boss enemies in The World Ends With you. This guy really was great Although beating him was a friggin' pain

 

[Scarim Coral]

"Yippie-Kai-Yay Mother F*****!!" from any of the Die Hard series

 

[GeorgW]

The last words of Giles Corey, farmer and accused witch, while being crushed with stones: "More weight."
There is nothing more badass, if you can find it, tell me!

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
-Bender from Futurama

 

[vrbtny]

"I am the future" -- Bad guy.

"No, you're just another ass-hole" -- Alice.

Yes, I know it's from one of the shitty RE movies, but the quote is good.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

someone has to say it.....

"LEEEEEROY..... JEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIINS!!!"

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Take your pick...<.<
"Hail to the king, baby!"

NO FAIR!

You took all the good ones! D:

OT: Well, since I can't use anything involving bubble gum, how about these?

 

[dark-amon]

You're already dead.

Kenshiro.
Fist of the North Star.