Most badass one-liner ever.

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Someone has almost definitely already posted this, but, well....

 

[Sifter49]

My favorite Line: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?
From Chapelle's Show
also: Fred, get me my baby powder. Gonna have to slap a ho.
Some urban movie

 

[Sir_Tor]

You are a choir boy compared to me! -Arnold

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

EAT LEAD SHIT HEAD!

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I don't usually go all-caps, but this one deserves it:

Watkins: Gimme the nuke!
Rico: YOU TRYIN TO BE A HERO WATKINS?
Watkins: TRYIN TO KILL SOME BUGS SIR!


God bless Starship Troopers

After reading the thread, I think this is our winner.

 

[MarsProbe]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

I'm pretty sure that's a Winston Churchill quote.

Indeed. I think the exact exchange went something like this:

?'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.?

"Uhh, negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Cookie for the reference, it should be easy but probably isn't :/

Bruce Willis - The Fifth Element. If only we could palm off the police that easily in our time!

 

[Amissio]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GT0-g5YtYTw/SXtigfpO_mI/AAAAAAAAENY/QStLfjHaE0M/s400/allons-y.gif

Also:

-Says some impossible plan-
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I serious, and don't call me Shirley"

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Now I don't have sound ATM so I'm gonna assume this is the right video. Also I only read teh first two pages so I might have been ninja'd

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

*Guy is fighting two dudes, one pulls a knife and goes witha downward stab. Protagonist redirects knife into wielders thigh and says* "Hold this" I forget what movie it's from so cookie for the reference!

 

[spazzattack]

"Did I ever tell you why they call me the 'Dragon of the West'?" *Breathes fire* - Iroh
Avatar Season 2

 

[imudkip]

"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!" - Tommy Wiseau

 

[The Urban Moose]

"I need a weapon."
-Master Chief

I don't wanna sound like a noob, but MC has some pretty epic one-liners.

i pretymuch dislike halo ( well, not 1 and 2, but everything after that XD )
and gotta agree i mean, taking int acount the scene:
'i'm giving the covent back they bomb'
damnwell works.

oke and for fun porposes although it's not realy a one liner

sg.johnson: 'dear humanity, we regret being slimey alien basterds, we regret coming to earth.'
...
'and we sure as hell regret the corp' just blowing up our raggedy assed'fleet '
random marines: 'ho rah!'

LOVE that part!

 

[shwnbob]

"I've covered wars, ya' know."
-Frank West!
(Dead Rising)

 

[Roxas1359]

"You just got Sarge'd!"
-Sarge, Red Vs. Blue

One better from Sarge:

Spoiler: Spoilers of Revelation

*Meta has Sarge's throat in his hand and Sarge puts the hook of the Warthog on his armour*
"Hey Meta, settle a bet would ya? Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?"
*pans out to Griff and Simmons pushes a destroyed warthog of a cliff and pulling the Meta to his death*
-Sarge-Red vs Blue Revelation

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

You are one ugly ************

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[SageRuffin]

"Heaven or hell! LET'S ROCK!"

By far the greatest intro line for a fighting game match.

 

[Terrik]

So many to choose from. This one came to mind though.

 

[jamradar]

Any of the one liners from Caruso.

EDIT: Heres a video that shows a few of them:

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Who ordered the Kick-Ass fajitas?"

-Romeo
Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day.

Fuck yes!

Also, from the same movie.

Why dont you make like a tree....and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
(boondock saints for the win)