Most Bland game ever.

[LarenzoAOG]

I've seen alot of threads about the best/worst games ever, but I have never seen one about the about the most boilerplate, by-the-numbers, souless, bland game you've ever played.

So let me know what game is in your opinion the most grey, boring, 5/10, uninspired game you know of, my vote goes for 007: Blood Stone.

EDIT: The irony of this thread is that everyone is saying the same fucking games, so, answers that will no longer be accepted:

CoD
Modern Shooters
Gears of War
Duke Nukem Forever
WW2 Games
Halo

Anyone who says these things are no longer contributing to the thread.

Also this isn't a "games you don't like thread" unless you really feel the game is an uninspired mass of boring don't put it down because you didn't enjoy the experience.

EDIT2: Having been informed that "generic" may not be the best word I've changed the title to "Most bland game ever" as I'm sure you noticed.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Duke Nukem Forever. Fills that category nicely.

 

[InsomniJack]

Probably Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days. But I like it.

 

[Roofstone]

Less a game, and more a series: Call of Duty, same for Medal of Honor.

Neither takes a step either forward or backwards. They are just dancing in a circle..

 

[TimeLord]

Duke Nukem Forever. Fills that category nicely.

Damn ninja'd on the first reply.

Umm...ummm...ummmm. Nope, I got nothing. DNF was my first answer too.

 

[jakko12345]

the Killzone franchise. Absolutely nothing makes it stand out from the rest.

 

[teebeeohh]

dead to rights retarded, the only way to play this game is with a friend who acts like it is a satiric take on the state of gaming and he is doing the commentary

 

[The Apothecarry]

Unreal Tournament III. The only thing that made it cool was the guns. I don't understand why they tried to make a story for it, and it felt too repetitive after Level 1.

 

[IxHADOUKENxI]

Blacksite Area 51
Aliens
Hench American One Man Army's
Randomly killing Iraqis
The whole 9 (overused) Yards

(But Admittedly I kinda enjoyed it xD)

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Gratuitous space battles. Its just a ship shooting ships!

Wait. that was the whole point?

the Killzone franchise. Absolutely nothing makes it stand out from the rest.

Well, it is World War 2 in Space. At least the Higs were an interesting inversion on colonial revolutionaries. They're like the American Revolution mixed with Nazis and british accents.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

Killzone. There is nothing. Literally NOTHING that makes it in any way interesting at all on any level. It is the single blandest, most boring game that is only popular because it is an exclusive. It isn't bad, per se, just utterly unoriginal in every possible way.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Blacksite Area 51
Aliens
Hench American One Man Army's
Randomly killing Iraqis
The whole 9 (overused) Yards

(But Admittedly I kinda enjoyed it xD)

I forgot Area 51, don't forget the inspiring collection of weapons, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, and Rocket Launcher.

 

[IxHADOUKENxI]

Blacksite Area 51
Aliens
Hench American One Man Army's
Randomly killing Iraqis
The whole 9 (overused) Yards

(But Admittedly I kinda enjoyed it xD)

I forgot Area 51, don't forget the inspiring collection of weapons, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, and Rocket Launcher.

Oh yeah and the and the benchmark level design! of
Desert Environment
Urban Environment
Desert Terrain with Urban Surroundings

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Blacksite Area 51
Aliens
Hench American One Man Army's
Randomly killing Iraqis
The whole 9 (overused) Yards

(But Admittedly I kinda enjoyed it xD)

I forgot Area 51, don't forget the inspiring collection of weapons, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, and Rocket Launcher.

Oh yeah and the and the benchmark level design! of
Desert Environment
Urban Environment
Desert Terrain with Urban Surroundings

And the cast was amazing, who can forget Muscley Guy, Commander Guy, Scientist Guy, or was it Scientist Lady? He/She was such a deep and thought provoking charecter I forgot his/her gender. And there was probably another guy, but I honestly can't recall.

 

[pezmanon]

the Killzone franchise. Absolutely nothing makes it stand out from the rest.

Yes. It's like a really crappy version of halo, with no vehicles, more boring weapons, worse maps. And I'm comparing killzone 2 to halo 1 (only ones of both franchises i've played), from several years before.

 

[IxHADOUKENxI]

Blacksite Area 51
Aliens
Hench American One Man Army's
Randomly killing Iraqis
The whole 9 (overused) Yards

(But Admittedly I kinda enjoyed it xD)

I forgot Area 51, don't forget the inspiring collection of weapons, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, and Rocket Launcher.

Oh yeah and the and the benchmark level design! of
Desert Environment
Urban Environment
Desert Terrain with Urban Surroundings

And the cast was amazing, who can forget Muscley Guy, Commander Guy, Scientist Guy, or was it Scientist Lady? He/She was such a deep and thought provoking charecter I forgot his/her gender. And there was probably another guy, but I honestly can't recall.

Oh god yes!
Also The vast and expansive Enemy horde consisting of Little Scurrying bastards who attack in pack.
The medium sized ones that require 5 or 6 Rounds and a biff on the nose.
The Big Bastards that can only be killed with a Special weapon (which apparently any old random solider can authorise the use of)
And the Cybernetic clone soldiers that go insane and murder everything.
SUCH POETRY!

 

[Outright Villainy]

the Killzone franchise. Absolutely nothing makes it stand out from the rest.

Pretty much this.

Also, I realise how influential Halo was and everything (whether good or bad, that's another matter), but in terms of gameplay enjoyment, I'd put it squarely on the complete middle of the road scale. It was a big pile of meh.

 

[Noel Vermillion]

I want to say Call of Duty but I haven't played a single one of those games.

So I'll say Killzone 3 instead. Hot damn, there is not one noteworthy thing about that game.