Most Bland game ever.

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Medal of Honor (the 2010 one). It is painfully obvious that the design document for this game was a single A4 sheet of paper with the words "Call of EA" written on it.

Red Faction: Armageddon. Not even the destroy/repair mechanic could save this game. It's about a white shaven-headed space marine killing aliens alongside his black friend and spunky female sidekick. Eaaarrg.
 

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Gears of War.

*Ducks*

Come on. Space Marines versus Aliens? Chest High Walls? Improbably muscled heros wearing space armour? Regenerating health? Brown filtered graphics?

Actually works really well as a spoof.
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
Call of Duty. All of them. They are all the same, brown shooter. The first three are the worst. MoH is a close second.
I will not have anyone thinking low of CoD 2 or I may find myself challenging you to fisticuffs sir.
 

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Lusty said:
Come on. Space Marines versus Aliens? Chest High Walls? Improbably muscled heros wearing space armour? Regenerating health? Brown filtered graphics?
Didn't Gears spearhead and popularize that trend?
 

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LarenzoAOG said:
I've seen alot of threads about the best/worst games ever, but I have never seen one about the about the most boilerplate, by-the-numbers, souless, bland game you've ever played.

So let me know what game is in your opinion the most grey, boring, 5/10, uninspired game you know of, my vote goes for 007: Blood Stone.
Whaaat? D: What's wrong with Blood Stone? Best 007 game I've played atlest...

Well anyway, I'd say one of those WW2 MoH games, there's so many of them and I can't tell them apart for anything :/ I wouldn't exactly say CoD though... it still have like a slice of soul left? Although that slice is very evil.
 

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rsvp42 said:
Lusty said:
Come on. Space Marines versus Aliens? Chest High Walls? Improbably muscled heros wearing space armour? Regenerating health? Brown filtered graphics?
Didn't Gears spearhead and popularize that trend?
And ninja'd. Yeah, it pretty much did. Regenerating health was popularized by Halo though. I guess people these days can't even remember what made what famous and so lump them with all the bandwagon games.
 

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ANY modern-day shooter. This includes all C.O.D. games, Medal of Honour, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc, etc.

Same weapons/gadgets,
same, generic military dialogue,
same story(Government Conspiracies+Stop the Terrorists/Russians),
same brown, boring, unimaginative environments.

In my opinion, the entire modern-day shooter genre needs to die.
 

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I'm going to give a nice big vote for CoD4. Oh, don't get me wrong, it was a very solid generic shooter, but it was a generic shooter nonetheless.
 

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Saints Row. Its a shameless rip off of GTA.
However, what makes it special is that its a SELF AWARE shameless ripoff of GTA with one hell of a sense of humor.
From what I've heard: DNF.
Homefront doesn't seem like it does anything new.
MW2, for sure.
Lusty said:
Gears of War.

*Ducks*

Come on. Space Marines versus Aliens? Chest High Walls? Improbably muscled heros wearing space armour? Regenerating health? Brown filtered graphics?

Actually works really well as a spoof.
Um, unless I'm mistaken, GoW is what, you know... MADE CHEST HIGH WALLS POPULAR?
 

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Killzone, Halo, call of duty (from the 3rd one to nowdays), Duke, homefront, wolfenstein (2009), two worlds, all james bond games from recent times, every single movie into game adaption, everything from disney (just looks like copies from other sucessfull games), majority of online games (like mmorpg's), medal of honour, fable 3 (i really think that theyre reaching a point of no return for these series) and this is just what i can remember....
 

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LarenzoAOG said:
IxHADOUKENxI said:
Blacksite Area 51
Aliens
Hench American One Man Army's
Randomly killing Iraqis
The whole 9 (overused) Yards

(But Admittedly I kinda enjoyed it xD)
I forgot Area 51, don't forget the inspiring collection of weapons, Assault Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, and Rocket Launcher.
Yeah, Blacksite get's my vote on that. It was mediocre...completely and utterly mediocre, right down to the plot. Not good, not bad, just nothing to it.

Although I think Black might be even better an example of bleh mediocrity. The game didn't even feel like it had a plot...
 

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Call of Duty, before and after 4.
I don't know, i just thought 4 was better than the rest.