most cowardly hero/heroin in a video game

[Ultress]

I'll go with Snow from Sukidon 4, maybe he gets better later but I don't care, he's a wimp, the little chicken shit jumps ship the moment he gets a boo boo and sells you're ass out for a crime you didn't commit.You being the only that doesn't make fun of him for his fuck up as captian

 

[ShadowLuigi147]

Hrmmm, Dom from Gears of War 2. He always whines and cries about his wife.

 

[saphiren]

One word: Raiden.

Again, Raiden wasn't really a coward so much as a bit whiny. And fabulous darling, but still not really a coward. He didn't exactly shy away from slaughtering hundreds of russians, did he?

Yeah, good point. I'm just pissed that I can't play as Snake the whole game. I'm currently at the part where you need to disguise yourself as a russian troop, but I decided not to arse myself into trying too hard. It sucks not to be able to strangle people in disguise.

 

[Legion]

Hrmmm, Dom from Gears of War 2. He always whines and cries about his wife.

... Do you know the meaning of the word coward?

?noun
1. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person.

He bitches a bit but it doesn't stop him fighting non-stop to find her does it?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

ummm, aren't we forgetting someone here?

Sure, in the end, he did manage to save Mario, but he wet his pants every five seconds as he did it.

 

[MisterMojo]

I remember when Luigi started having a personality rather than just be a palette-swapped version of Mario. For some reason Nintendo decided to make said personality that of a giant pussy. Even when he had his own games, he was still a giant pussy.

Now as far as cowardly drugs in a video game? I'm not really sure. I mean, sure, there is a lot of drug use in games, but none of those drugs seem to have much of a personality. Or even a chance to display one before they are used up and just thrown away.

 

[MisterMojo]

ummm, aren't we forgetting someone here?

*snip image that didn't come through*

Sure, in the end, he did manage to save Mario, but he wet his pants every five seconds as he did it.

Damn you for being one minute faster to a post than me!

 

[Amnestic]

ummm, aren't we forgetting someone here?

*imagesnip*

Sure, in the end, he did manage to save Mario, but he wet his pants every five seconds as he did it.

Mega image fail

Gah, you fixed it. Now my post is useless.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hrmmm, Dom from Gears of War 2. He always whines and cries about his wife.

...what? when you

Spoiler

find his wife, you'll know why he was 'whining' so much.

OT: i would say b.carmine from gears 2 as well. good in a fire fight, but in some cutscenes he comes over a bit wimpy. that's all i got.

 

[Darkeagle6]

Well, considering this forum's frequent dislike for JRPGs, I'm not surprised he hasn't been mentionned yet, bu Emil from Tales of Symphonia 2 is by far the best example I could think of (I've only played the first 2-3 chapters, so I don't know if he gets better...

 

[Christemo]

Louis in L4D. hes so much of a pussy, he runs infront of you constantly, begging for you to shoot him to get it over with.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Naija from Aquaria is just a regular Jane Doe with plot convenient amnesia... Then she goes to take on GODS, while only intending to explore the world.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

one moment please -walks to bathroom- I'm gonna go with my character in fallout anytime a mirelurk hunter is around.

allow me to explain: my character had a heavy focus on science and lockpicking,low focus on big guns,average small guns (around 50 at best),high sneak,and never really had a high med-skill.

now take a guy like that,put him in a room with two hunters and a king,weilding mainly a smg and semi-broken power.now I could take a deathclaw on fine,just dart-gun and kill,but those mirelurks don't rely on speed and lunges as a main,and those kings had death-beams that took 3/4 of my health and they could live through a mini-nuke half the time.

Needless to say the fact that the games enemys could teleport if they couldn't reach you sometimes was quite annoying.nothing more unnerving than sniping a king just to see him disappear in front of your eyes and punch you in the back the next second.

so yeah,I'm goin with my character Bob

 

[BernasLL]

Courage the cowardly dog at Haunted House mobile phone video game.


Yeah, I win .

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

My character from fallout three went postal at the start of the game and then got eaten by a radroach.

 

[Arrers]

One word: Raiden.

What, this guy?

 

[0thello]

Sazh from Final Fantasy 13 acts like a p****. He's a black Luigi, he's such a ***** a bird lives in his afro... Thanks Square Enix... You've saved me £39.99

 

[open trap]

scooby doo. i played a scooby do game on the SNES and he was soo cowardly

 

[suhlEap]

well I havn't played any of them but aperantly the silent hill protagonists are not super hero's just regular jackoffs which would get scared if confronted by a man with a geometric shape for a head

Is this sarcastic? Really? Man with just a geometric shape for a head? He has a huge knife, he's a demon, he just growls (which is unsettling) and he rapes other demons.

I'm willing to bet you'd just run away when you two crossed paths.

but his heads a triangle!

a motherfucking triangle!

he's just heavily misunderstood.

Forgot the "c" there, buddy.

Anyways, I really don't think you can take a guy with a triangle for a head seriously. It'd be quite weird, maybe scary, but more likely not.

If I encountered a guy who had a pie for a head, but also wielded a minigun and raped out of boredom...you best believe I'd take him fucking seriously.

but if you encountered a guy with a pie for a head, wouldn't you try your hardest to eat said pie?

 

[A Weary Exile]

They're not main characters but the surviviors in Dead Rising are complete cowards and have the brain capacity of Sea Sponges.