Most Embarrassing Thing About Yourself

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a very short time.

I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to another.

I knew I'd get at least 2 of these posts >.<

 

[Decum]

I'm too brutally honest and don't know when to stop talking.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a very short time.

I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to another.

I knew I'd get at least 2 of these posts >.<

Hooray for the obvious jokes. Don't feel embarrassed. As you can tell loads of people have crushes on people.

I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

 

[Clueless Hero]

I'm a manipulative bastard and I almost always hide my true motives. I did it unknowingly for the longest time. Hell, the farthest back instance of acting in such a manner I can remember is when I was 6. And yet I have a fairly good circle of friends. I tend to stay neutral with people. Not having enemies is more boring than it seems.

I'm also really pale, due to all my ancestors being from all the whitest countries in the world (Scotland, Ireland, France, to name a few). I used to get a lot of flak about it when I was younger, but I guess everyone just kinda...grew up and stopped. Good for me, I suppose. Still, it scarred me well enough that I don't even wear shorts anymore. :/

More still, I'm a damn good writer and a pretty good at drawing, but I always feel guilty for not being good at things that actually matter. I blow royal dick at Math, not a good thing when you're still in Highschool.

Also, my memory seems to be declining recently. I have trouble remembering what happened anything more than two days ago.

Is that all? I think that's all.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

OT: The most embarrassing thing about me would probably be my past self.

Arrogant little prick thought he would do me a favor by taking up rapping and writing a song he preformed in front of the whole school.

I am shunning him forever.

Videos or it didn't happen. Wait, that would be a good thing for you...

Videos anyway! Or at least the lyrics to your song!

OT: Mentally speaking, I'm fucked up. I simply can not develop an emotional connection with a human being (family included, and I've had long enough to try), so my relationship with everyone I know is based on an act where I pretend I care. In reality, I simply find people interesting, but from a very external perspective. This means I know exactly how to manipulate pretty much everyone I know in real life, and I do so freely for my own benefit. I can only maintain a 'friendship' as long as I find the other person interesting, and if they bore me, I will be a total asshole to them. Hell, I broke up with a girlfriend very suddenly purely because I was bored of her.
And yet people are still convinced I'm a nice person.

Anyway, enough about me - I want to see Hubilub's rap!

 

[Terminate421]

Im embarrassed to draw and write sometimes, even when Im great at.

Im into porn involving women with ANYTHING. (Hentai or no hentai, no pedophilia at all though)

I always feel like my friends aren't loyal to me, even though some say they are

Im catholic but I have my own personal beliefs about the religion

 

[Zhukov]

I have low self-esteem. Ridiculously low. Along with all the... effects that that implies.

Okay, that's the serious one. Now for something a bit more light hearted:
(For the sake of context, I am a 22 year old male.)

- I hug my roommate's cat when nobody is looking.

- I throw punches in the air when nobody is looking.

- I frequently lie for absolutely no reason.

- I make snarling faces in the bathroom mirror.

- I cry at movies really, really easily. Once I teared up while watching the Wallace and Gromit movie. Luckily nobody noticed. I hope.

- When I am alone in an isolated area I like to bellow as load as I can... just because.

- I still accidentally cut myself when shaving. Almost every time.

...

Huh. Y'know, sometimes anonymity is fun.

 

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a very short time.

I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to another.

I knew I'd get at least 2 of these posts >.<

Hooray for the obvious jokes. Don't feel embarrassed. As you can tell loads of people have crushes on people.

I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Stranger things have happened

 

[Wardnath]

I have Asperger's Syndrome. It probably sucks more because I'm in the so-called 'cool crowd' at University.

I've got that. Or high-functioning autism. One of the two. They can't seem to decide at the moment.

...and eat my boogers.

I still do, unfortunately. Gotta love tics, eh?

 

[Cherry Cola]

OT: The most embarrassing thing about me would probably be my past self.

Arrogant little prick thought he would do me a favor by taking up rapping and writing a song he preformed in front of the whole school.

I am shunning him forever.

Out of curiosity, how did the performance in front of the school turn out?

Nobody understood a word I said, assumed that it was genius lyrics, and called me cool for about a week until everyone forgot about it.

I've been trying to forget too... BUT TO NO AVAIL

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Another little bit about me that I'm ashamed to admit is that I kinda like someone. Here. I've never seen them before, but I've talked to them and I've developed a bit of a crush on them.

It's okay. i undertsand your love for me [small]just kidding, unless... O-o[/small]


OT:
I have no idea what to say.

EDIT:
I'm in love with Russ' bald head.[small] i'm not gay, it's just amazing[/small] If that counts.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Most embarrassing....I enjoy reading lesbian fanfics about Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley. (I got you all there, I've said I don't WATCH porn, never said anything about reading it!)

Edit: It saddens me that my 500th post is a confession like that.

 

[Zhukov]

It's that I like loli hentai and most anime porn in general. Much more so than regular porn. I'm sure most people knew that but that's one of the things I'm somewhat ashamed about.

*googles "loli"*

Huh.

Ew.

*erases browser history*

Eh, that's not so bad. After all, they're only drawings. Although I can understand why you wouldn't exactly want to go spreading that about.

This isn't really embarrassing for me, since I'll admit it pretty freely, but it's not something I'm happy about and it does make me feel ashamed of myself - I'm pretty much a misogynist. I don't even know how I can hate my own sex, but I do.

Wait... what? How does that even...?

So... by misogynist do you mean "hates women" or "thinks women are inferior to men"?

I could understand the former, but the latter is a bit of a stretch to put it mildly.

 

[Wardnath]

lololololol somebody should put this stuff on Failblog, it's comedy gold! He he he ha ha ha!

You're not gonna last very long here...

 

[Jedamethis]

Why? For stating the obvious? For having a sense of decency and not being a perverted basement dwelling troglodyte? And the people posting about having a crush on someone over a forum? Pathetic. Get out and meet real people.

I did get out and meet them. I find your manner offensive and you have insulted most of the people in this thread. I despise people like you, and I hope you never return.

 

[Mechsoap]

i cant stop making funny facial expression and it takes effort not to!!!

most embarrasing thing i have done was showing a gmod random video to everyone i know wich i now years later realize is pretty retardet

 

[ultimateownage]

As long as the hentai isn't....pedophilish

The irony is that lolicon is essentially exactly that.