Most Embarrassing Way to Die?

[Verex]

Heart attack on the toilet is on the top of my list.

 

[TheTim]

tripping on your untied shoes and rolling down the stairs and hitting a rusty nail from an unkempt baseboard

 

[theironbat46]

Heart attack on the toilet from breaking your neck because you tried to suck your own dick.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Getting run over by a parked car.

 

[blaqknoise]

I was watching "1000 ways to die" and some guy died because he got shit on by and elephant.

 

[Free Thinker]

Bleeding out via hemroids (however they're spelled.)
Incredibly explosive diarrhea.
Getting run over by a van of pacifists.

I had more. I'll edit with more once they come to me.

 

[manythings]

ruptured colon by violating your own ass

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

Clerks


And i would say auto-erotic asphyxiation.

The thing about being on the escapist is when you reference obscure (but awesome) movies like Clerks, someone ALWAYS gets it right away. I don't know whether I'm pleased or sad about that.

 

[Verex]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

'Like a Boss'?

 

[Blueruler182]

Alone and bitter.

 

[Guy32]

It seems like theirs a new 'worst way to die' thread every other day. Sorry if I'm mistaken.

 

[Yureina]

There was that one guy in 'The Sopranos' who died of a heart attack in a bathroom while being constipated and reading pornography (Season 3, I think). It may have been the work of fiction, but to me i'd put that among the top examples of very embarassing ways to croak.

 

[Logic 0]

Testicular torsion, that's one of the worst ways to die.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Just watch 1000 Ways to Die on spike.

Though I did see one where some chick was masturbating with a carrot and an air bubble got into her blood stream and killed her.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

Masturbating yourself so hard, your penis rips. What, you gonna call someone for that?

 

[ultrachicken]

Masturbating yourself so hard, your penis rips. What, you gonna call someone for that?

That wouldn't kill you.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

Masturbating yourself so hard, your penis rips. What, you gonna call someone for that?

That wouldn't kill you.

Rips off and you bleed to death.