Most Embarrassing Way to Die?

[manythings]

ruptured colon by violating your own ass

I heard/read about a man who died that way via a horse (ew).

A guy in australia ended up with, I'll just trim the story right down, black widow eggs in his colon because he liked using branches from his garden.

 

[manythings]

Breaking your neck while trying to suck your own dick.


Cookie for the reference.

Clerks


And i would say auto-erotic asphyxiation.

how was that a clerks reference the old guy had a heart attack. it was fukin hilarious

When they were talking in the car about Randall's cousin who had died.

 

[Royalus Maximus]

At a John Meyer concert. Worst way to die. Worst place to be found. Even when found dead.

 

[CouchCommando]

Happened to a mate at work. Testing a nail gun on your chest>.< I wish I was kidding.

 

[socialmenace42]

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Anything in here works fine

 

[RJ Dalton]

Ever read some of the Darwin Awards? Reality is way more clever then any of us.

 

[Zorg Machine]

not wearing a suit. If a murderer shows up at my house, I will give him a weapon i exchange for him giving me the time to put on a suit.

 

[BreakingEZRA]

Alone and bitter.

This^^^^

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Get run over by an ambulance

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Can you be embarassed after you die?

I heard of a cartoonist who died in a strange way, but the details are sketchy.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

By tripping over a cordless phone, falling up the stairs the finally being run over by a parked car.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Anything that involves watching porn to be honest.

 

[ItchyxBritches]

declaring yourself 'invincible' then getting covered in liquid nitrogen.
[hows THAT for a reference!!! ]

007 Goldeneye =P

 

[Johanthemonster666]

In a moving vehicle(car crash) while having sex with your partner; it actually happened according to the Darwin Awards O_O

But as far as something of my own imagination... drowning in a bathtub while intoxicated (I don't drink, so no worries lol)

 

[llew]

shitting yourself in public but dont stop until you start bleeding and then die of blood loss and mal-nutrition

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Just watch 1000 Ways to Die on spike.

Though I did see one where some chick was masturbating with a carrot and an air bubble got into her blood stream and killed her.

Note to self: only masturbate with carrots in the bath.

Masturbating yourself so hard, your penis rips. What, you gonna call someone for that?

That wouldn't kill you.

Rips off and you bleed to death.

How about trying to force some woman to suck your cock at knifepoint only to have her bite it off, and bleeding to death while the police approach with a vanload of standing ovation for her?

Dying in a bazaar bondage incident.

Did you mean "bizarre" as in "absurd" or "bazaar" as in "Arabic marketplace"? Either one could be bad.

How about having grown so frustrated you ring someone up and volunteer to be a human fleshlight for him and all his buddies and one of them turns out to be your uncle, he has a heart-attack and dies and in the panic someone strangles you with one of the chains? That'd have to be really embarassing for everyone involved, at least until they died.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Well heres one that is not only painful, and true, but extremely humiliating.
<url=http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes>Boy killed anally by exploding office chair
A toilet falling from space would suck too
slipping in the shower

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

No wait, that'd be awesome.