Most Embarrassing Way to Die?
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Yelling, "I beat you, I beat you" at a seaweed beast while still on the bank of the lake it killed all of your friends in. Only to have it swamp up on shore and drag you in to your shameful death.
Reference anyone?
Most embarrasing, urinating in the Amazon only to find out that you're allergic to the little fish that swims up your urethra, then having your penis swell up and cause massive internal hemmoraging before they could get you to a hospital.
Drowning in a kiddie pool as an adult.
Burned to death while trying test out your flame retardent underwear.
Reference anyone?
Most embarrasing, urinating in the Amazon only to find out that you're allergic to the little fish that swims up your urethra, then having your penis swell up and cause massive internal hemmoraging before they could get you to a hospital.
Drowning in a kiddie pool as an adult.
Burned to death while trying test out your flame retardent underwear.
Keeping with the bathroom theme, last time there was an earth quake here i was on the toilet having a massive bowel movement. truth be told i didn't immediately realize the earth shaking wasn't my impressive lavatory skills, but a tremor.
Didn't die (obviously) though if i had i would have died trapped in a concrete basement bathroom thinking i shattered the world with a butt blast.
Didn't die (obviously) though if i had i would have died trapped in a concrete basement bathroom thinking i shattered the world with a butt blast.
A low-budget black and white film from the 90s and you really need to ask if it's obscure? I've never met a single person in real life who's even heard about it, let alone seen it.the_tramp said:
Covering yourself in honey and pissing off a bunch of bees, then running for your life, smacking yourself in the face by stepping on a garden rake, then falling backwards onto an anthill of fire ants. In an attempt to get rid of the fire ants and very angry bees, you jump into a pond, but lo and behold, it's full of leeches, so now you're wet, partially covered in honey, bees, leeches, and have a very long red mark on your face. Now you attempt to make a run to the hospital, just as the Tour de France and the Running of the Bulls is happening. And it's during turf warfare between two gangs and you somehow get caught in the crossfire. After trying to dodge bullets (which you do poorly and take several rounds to the chest), cyclists, and bulls, you slip on a banana peel, cracking your head off the street that's covered in broken glass and homeless people, so now you're pretty much a human speed bump as cyclists roll over you and the hooves of six half-ton bulls dig into your back. After the cyclists and bulls have torn through your now-crushed frame and you're now in the last moments of your life, a drunken midget walks over to your body, pulls down his pants, and takes a piss on your face, then he collapses on your chest and vomits into your mouth.
How's that for a death?
How's that for a death?
fucking an animal while on the toilet after getting your colon ripped off by a horse's dong and with hemorraging diarrhea, while your parents and wife/husband tape it and post it on youtube.
sad thing is, half of what i said is from a true news post.
sad thing is, half of what i said is from a true news post.