Most Epic or Epicly Stupid Thing You've Ever Heard IRL

[Tron-tonian]

"World War I was called The Great War because all the countries, like, didn't want to fight wars anymore, so, like, all got together to fight one big war so they wouldn't have to, you know, have war anymore."

This was said in a university history class. Now, I wasn't expecting them to talk about the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, but really?

 

[omnilion]

A girl asked me at uni once ''Isn't Finland in the Middle East?''
I am Finnish, with long blonde hair and a red beard and light skin and she knew I was Finnish.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

mosexuality is transferable like a virus

I love when people say that. Not cause it's true, it just really highlights their stupidity and makes it painfully obvious how dumb they truly are.

Which reminds me of something some guy I used to know said when he found out I was gay: "I should never have invited you for sleepovers, you probably rode me while I was asleep then took pictures."

Not so much "you're obvious a fucktard" stupid as it is just "I am rendered utterly speechless by your lack of understanding" stupid.

 

[Celinis]

World War 2 history class, student "It sounded like mushrooms" when asked about his cellphone going off during class.

 

[WorldCritic]

Talking to some kid a few years younger than me.

Me: Everyone's making a big deal out of Obama lately (this was back shortly after he became president)
Kid: My mom says that Obama is going to be the second worst president we've ever had.
Me: Who does your mom think is the worst? Bush? Clinton?
Kid: No way, President Hitler of course.

Needless to say I facepalmed there.

 

[The Code]

The most epic thing I've heard was that Duke Nukem: Forever was actually being finished and released.

The most epically stupid thing I've ever heard was when I went to Taco Bell with a friend for lunch. I ordered my usual grilled stuft burrito and he ordered a number six, the chulupa meal. The guy at the register looked him dead in the face and asked "D'you want the chulupas with that?" It was so stupid, it actually stunned my friend speechless for a good five to ten seconds.

reCaptcha: play monrmay

 

[Legion IV]

That schools are actually made to brainwash and control us and there being used for evil by the secret shadow government controlling the world.

AM DEAD SERIOUS.

 

[Aris Khandr]

this is by far the most epicly stupid thing i've ever heard.

I couldn't even finish that video. I just can't imagine how anyone gets to that age without being able to string together basic thought. If she even has thoughts to string together.

 

[Fayathon]

"Where can I download more Ram for my PC?"

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

I had to look it up out of morbid curiosity, and I wonder how many idiots fall for these kinds of scams.

EDIT: In case anyone is wondering, yes that link will brick your computer, do not use it.

 

[figday]

Friend 1 : Hey, Musicology is the song by Freddie Prince Jr right?
Me : ...
Friend 2 : Dumbass, it's Prince!
Friend 1 : Sorry.. Prince is the group with four members right?
Friend 2 : Four?! Dumbass! It's five!
Me : ...

 

[Mister Benoit]

"Where can I download more Ram for my PC?"

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

I had to look it up out of morbid curiosity, and I wonder how many idiots fall for these kinds of scams.

Dude that is seriously super messed up.

 

[Fayathon]

"Where can I download more Ram for my PC?"

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

I had to look it up out of morbid curiosity, and I wonder how many idiots fall for these kinds of scams.

Dude that is seriously super messed up.

It's not right, and these things are fairly common. This is why no-one but me does any downloading of anything off of the internet for the family computers.

 

[drakythe]

"Where can I download more Ram for my PC?"

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

I had to look it up out of morbid curiosity, and I wonder how many idiots fall for these kinds of scams.

I nearly choked on my drink laughing that this exists. What. The. Heck?

Most epic thing ever. I'm a young smart ass, with my girlfriend, her brother, and his best friend on vacation in colorado. I've been known at this point to correct people over the most obvious things (I was such a failtard when I was younger) and he sees some geese and says

"Oh hey, ducks."
I open my mouth and he points at me, without looking and says
"CORRECT ME!"
"They're gee-"

It was awesome.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

"i respect all peoples,*points at me* little girls, *points at guy next to me* lil' boys *points at random passing stranger* and whatever the fuck your meant to be."

"[in gym class] im gonna do an assassins creed front flip! *does frontflip with arms stretched out to the sides*"

"miss, what are we doing after this subject?" "sex ed" "do we get to do practicals?" "*points at door* get out."

"*rides past on bike shouting something uninteligible*" "I HATE YOU!!!!"

"*pushes someone* are you being racist now?!" "who's Racist?"

"*to my cousin* are you gonna cut your hair?" "*my nan* at least he has hair! put that in your pipe and smoke it!"

"why are you wearing a bra?" "why are you wearing a bra?" "im not..." "*facepalm*"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

It's suprising just how many people hear the name Napoleon and think Napoleon Dynamite instead of Napoleon Bonaparte. Me and my friend know our history, and we actually have multiple conversations on the subject.

It's so blindingly obvious we're talking about someone with power. When the words 'empire', 'battle', 'conquer', etc. come up in our conversation, we're not talking about the protagonist in a movie. We're talking French history.

 

[Angerwing]

English class when I was still at school. The book? Animal Farm.

Girl asked the teacher: "When did pigs get so evolved they knew English?"

 

[M Rotter]

My asian friend (who grew up in Vietnam)'s girlfriend trying to convince her that Vietnam isnt apart of Asia, its a part of Europe.

Then, not ten minutes later asking me why San Antonio isnt the capital of Texas "I mean its got the Alamo!"

 

[Lexxi64]

"Is Mississippi the entire USA?"
"I didn't know two people could ride a motorbike at the same time!"
"How do you spell 'pole'?"
Yes, everyone in my class is completely ridiculous, I despair sometimes...