Most epic way to die!

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SirDeadly

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This is a fun thread and not to be taken seriously.

What would you consider to be the most epic way to die or commit suicide?

I would have to say tieing fishing line around your neck and glue your hands to your head (wearing sunnies of course) and jumping off a table. That way you decapitate your self and look epic while doing it!
 

Dagonium

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Attempting to jump out a window only to bounce of the plexi-glass and fly back into your monitor at your place of work.
 

captaincabbage

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swordfighting against Batman on motorbikes riding side by side along the edge of the grand canyon. actually I think that was just an episode of Batman anyway ^^
 

Burwood123

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Right here goes.. Things you need: Very fine cheese wire, Super glue, A place to hang yourself where you'll get found rather easily.

Method: Tie your noose with the cheese wire. Tie it around your neck and a rigid legde, standard haging your self procedure. But here's where it gets interesting. Superglue your hands to your head... Then jump. If done correctly, When your found under the overpass, etc.. It will look as if you ripped your own head off!
 

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ToMegaTherion said:
Face Chuck Norris
Saxton Hale beats Chuck Norris hands down. Google "Saxton Hale Facts" if you don't believe me.

OT: Take on the Nine Mercenaries of TF2 with nothing but a crowbar in each hand and a prayer on your lips.
 

Doomsday11

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While riding a flaming motorbike off the end of a highway into a pit of spike's,glass and nameless horrors of the warp.While being followed by chuck norris,All world military's and the A-team after disarming 10'000 nuckes with a broken plastic spoon.
 

bluefiresword

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Jumping from the international space station, deifying gravity and the vacuum of space and play all of the worlds most awesome guitar solo's whilst heading into the sun... and growing a beard and wearing a top hat and drinking 20 year old scotch
 

Jezzascmezza

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SirDeadly said:
I would have to say tieing fishing line around your neck and glue your hands to your head (wearing sunnies of course) and jumping off a table. That way you decapitate your self and look epic while doing it!
Wow, how do you even think of shit like that?

OT: A fight to the death with Michael Atkinson
 

Sixties Spidey

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Taking your life to save the world. You're buried in front of a monolithic statue of you made of gold with a plaque that says "Bringer of Peace, Messiah of the People"
 

SirDeadly

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Jezzascmezza said:
SirDeadly said:
I would have to say tieing fishing line around your neck and glue your hands to your head (wearing sunnies of course) and jumping off a table. That way you decapitate your self and look epic while doing it!
Wow, how do you even think of shit like that?

OT: A fight to the death with Michael Atkinson
Alot of time with friends at school when we don't want to do our maths.
 

Lullabye

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Vitor Goncalves said:
Collapse over your keyboard after 100 hours of videogames in a row.
oh....now that's how I wanna go. Say what you will, but I'll have died a happy man.
 

RyQ_TMC

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Trip over and die of internal bleeding while going to do your morning groceries.

You'd become more famous than all the others mentioned in this thread combined.
 

Bhelm

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After survivng a plane crash in Antartica, and saving 5 orphaned children inside, surviving a week of starvation and lonelines to fight and army of Polar Bears while on your journey back and after finally reaching home again you take out your favourite book and die of blood loss from a paper cut.