Most Hilarious Checkout Items

[humanizer]

gerbil, frying pan, cooking oil.

 

[Arella18]

>.> let's see...trashbags, rubber gloves, an electric saw, bleach, a large tarp...and a spice rack.

I was standing behind these guys in line when they were buying that stuff...right after they left my friend followed them out and got their lisense plate number and called the cops.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I had a fairly odd sounding one the other day - Some Dog food, a single strawberry cheesecake pot (thing), and a can of Cherry 7*up. Paying with loose change didn't help I can imagine looking like a vagrant buying a Sunday lunch.

I was thirsty, fancied a snack, had ran out of dog food and wasn't enough to stick on my card.

 

[Lord Thodin]

A cantalope, room heater, power drill, martini glass, and a 12 pack of small extra thin condoms. I was wondering what the martini glass was for honestly.

 

[londelen]

This is terrible, but it's something I saw the other day.

A black dude was in the checkout line, only had one item, a watermelon, and nothing else.

Yay stereotypes.

 

[Gadzooks]

I saw one of the Doctors from the hospital near where I live buying 4 6-packs of beer, 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a few bottles of wine.
Gotta love a drunk medical professional.

My auntie is a surgeon, and she said she became an alcoholic of sorts to get her tolerance up because when she was young, she was always called in to medical situations while out drinking etc on the weekend, and wanted to be able to handle her booze well for those times.

Not sure if it was the best move on her part, but I guess it worked well enough for her.

 

[Arella18]

Well...my friend though they were gonna be killing someone...but in reality they were using them for home maintenance...and cleaning...my friend and I looked like idiots...but I mean what would anyone else think in that situations

 

[razer17]

me and some friends went to buy some alcohol and though it would be funny to get some nappies as well. then we put the nappies back when we got to the checkout, much to the despair of the girl serving us. we looked like scum, it was hillarious. then we explained it was a joke, i like my nice guy rep too much.
also at one point we bought alcohol, condoms, a knife and sleeping pills. they were all serious items that we needed, but not for the same time. it still got some really funny reactions though.

 

[razer17]

I never knew how many people like to ram stuff up their arses. And what's the point in the condoms?

you can re use the item.

 

[Octorok]

On my last day of Summer term, my friends and I left a shop with twelve cans of coke, four five foot foam tubes, a fake security camera, and 60 batteries. I love Poundland...

 

[BadgeMan]

As a customer service desk worker you would expect I encounter many humourous situations but I have never encountered many interesting combinations of items. Though I do remember one Valentines Day a couple buying the items to compose a perfect evening; chocolates, dvd, doritos, lingerie, lubricant and of course condoms. While that in fact is a a somewhat logical choice for the day they both were very embarassed.

More recently a co-worker left behind a bag of shopping which is brought to me, recorded and then sorted out with other left behinds. Unforunately a bottle of lubricant was in one of the bags lol

 

[TheLastCylon]

Some lube, drumsticks, a Nickelodeon magazine.

*shudders*

 

[John Smyth]

items: 6 bottles of glens vodka
brought by: sweet old lady

 

[dijital101]

I was stocking the hardware department at wal-mart when I heard a soft voice behind me say "Excuse me, do you know where the tarps are?". I turned around to see a super-cute college girl with an armload of whipped cream and chocolate syrup. My only reaction was to say "Hottest. Question. Ever." She looked down at her purchases and gave me a sheepish grin. She brought in pictures the next night.

 

[goldenjester]

Damn, Sm0kybac0n stole mine! ;.;
Cept it was a banana and no coat hanger. Someone should tell the girl vegetables can't knock you up.o.

Someone should tell the girl FRUITS can't knock you up.

Heehee...it's a pun!

Anyway, I saw someone buy video recorder disks, a bottle of hot sauce, a funnel and a rubber hose.
I should do a youtube search...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".

I do that. Not because I give a toss about calories, but because sugar does bad things to me. Hyperglycemia is annoying.

I do that as well, but I do it because Diet Coke is delicious; I don't like the taste of regular Coke. Also, I don't go to fast food places very much (twice a year maybe).

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I never knew how many people like to ram stuff up their arses. And what's the point in the condoms?

you can re use the item.

What so after "using" the cucumber some people use it in a salad?

 

[razer17]

I never knew how many people like to ram stuff up their arses. And what's the point in the condoms?

you can re use the item.

What so after "using" the cucumber some people use it in a salad?

that was the point, although it was a joke.

 

[konkwastaken]

I've seen kids, who have barely started high school, buying condoms. One, you KNOW they're not having sex. And two, the level of descression meant they had something else in mind for them. Hmmmmm.

I wouldn't be too sure, there are a lot of little sluts and boy sluts walking around nowadays.

I saw some chick buy a tub of vaseline, a box of condoms and a pack of sausages, there was other stuff too like toilet paper, shampoo and the like but the above items were the strangest part.