Most hilarious Dialog when taken out of context.

[Chiefmon]

What line of dialog, when taken out of context, is absolutely hilarious?

For example:

"Move your head back and forth to hit the balls!"- Wii Play

"Insert the rods and inject the serum. Oh no! It's stuck! Try wriggling it loose. But be careful, you don't want to rip something."- Trauma Center: Under the Knife

 

[kiyeshi]

"was it really in there? god, it was so small, i didn't even feel it!"-upon unknowingly catching a fly in my hand

 

[Lord_Panzer]

"It's so small... I can't even find it!"

Super delicious cookies for anyone who can think of what TV show that was from.

 

[slipknot4]

"It slimed me!" L4d

 

[Gerazzi]

"We're going to need you to play twing twong."
If you don't know what that's from then you're better off for it.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"It's so small... I can't even find it!"

Super delicious cookies for anyone who can think of what TV show that was from.

Dilbert?
EDIT: Ninja'd...

"A bit further, yes! You did it!" -Some game I can't remember.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Dilbert.

Dilbert?

I'd usually make you fight over one, but I'm impressed, so you get one a piece.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

*Snip*

I'd usually make you fight over one, but I'm impressed, so you get one a piece.

I call the bottom one!

Dilbert is a great comic, and a great show, too.

 

[Hazy]

From MGS 2:

Raiden: "Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid
drowning."


Come to think of it.. it's hilarious in context too!

And if that doesen't count (Despite the epic amount of fail it gives off) Probably.. "Ah.. So I guess you saw me naked?" From MGS 3. Ah Big Boss.. You little pervert xD

 

[Tre0n]

"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

[A Pious Cultist]

"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Congratulations on simulateously horribly twisting some of my childhood memories *AND* making me laugh out loud.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

From MGS 2:

Raiden: "Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid
drowning."


Come to think of it.. it's hilarious in context too!

And if that doesen't count (Despite the epic amount of fail it gives off) Probably.. "Ah.. So I guess you saw me naked?" From MGS 3. Ah Big Boss.. You little pervert xD

Speaking of MSG3. The entire secret cutscene with Snake and EVA in the cave behind the waterfall.

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9FO-USlA7Y[/link]

Yeah ... lots of sexual innuendo.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

From MGS 2:

Raiden: "Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid
drowning."


Come to think of it.. it's hilarious in context too!

And if that doesen't count (Despite the epic amount of fail it gives off) Probably.. "Ah.. So I guess you saw me naked?" From MGS 3. Ah Big Boss.. You little pervert xD

Speaking of MSG3. The entire secret cutscene with Snake and EVA in the cave behind the waterfall.

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9FO-USlA7Y[/link]

Yeah ... lots of sexual innuendo.

haha, that was great. "it's so small" "yeah, but it gets the job done'"

 

[Wildrow12]

"Don't come! Don't come!"- House of The Dead 2

 

[crooked_ferret]

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

I just found one playing FO3 then. It's at your tenth birthday party, where Old Lady Palmers says 'My my, ten already? It's seems like almost yesterday when your father came'. Granted, it's rather immature but it's funny out of contex nontheless.

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

"He has too much of his father inside him" Obi Wan Kenobi in Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Jezzeh]

"Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Courtesy of "Bust-a-Groove."