Most hilarious Dialog when taken out of context.

[teisjm]

I once read several paragraphs from harry potter 3 in which they had changed the word wand for wang (or penis if you like).

It gets kinda hillarious, immature sure, but still hilalrious when they're descrbing patronuses and stuff.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/wang

 

[Gather]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3v6qq3YC3w

Well, it isn't really out of context just making fun of the voice acting (Not exactly work safe)...

Edit: Luthius Varisus is good with his Fists. - Oblivion

 

[Dr. Love]

Shadow Hearts 2

one of the future playable characters unleashes a giant cat to attack the party

Yuri exclaims "Thats one big pussy"

 

[tirone231]

I was taking care of little kids the other day, when they decided to make up parodies of songs from High School Musical 2, one being a song called " We have to work this out." they made a song about getting tacos from Taco Bell entitled..."We have to eat this out". Thank god they didn't realize the innuendo.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

instead of writing the whole thing, I'll just give you the link.
It's for a webcomic called misfile if you haven't guessed from the link
http://www.misfile.com/?page=100

 

[Lieju]

"I scratch my balls sometimes. They really like it and beg for more"




"Balls" here referring to ball pythons. Using that term for them creates the wackiest out-of-context stuff. (If you got a dirty mind, that is)


Also, "You have an 11 incher? Really? Mine is only about 8 inches but it makes this hissing sound sometimes"
-Talking about tarantulas.

 

[Undeadsee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoODv8LVib8&feature=player_embedded
This > All

 

[Scrythe]

 

[Undeadsee]

-Link-

Yes, what I linked >.>

 

[Scrythe]

Yes, what I linked >.>

Whoa, beaten by 4 minutes...

 

[Undeadsee]

Yes, what I linked >.>

Whoa, beaten by 4 minutes...

4 minutes OF GLORY >

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Oh my fucking god. You broke it. It was fine, but then as soon as you touch it it breaks."
"Well it was too big anyway"

My friends sister when i was yelling at her for breaking this giant cardboard tube i was using as a didgeridoo.

 

[Inco]

'I need for you to get me a couple of minutes with the bodies' -Prototype.

The one line in any game that has both my brother and I looking at the screen and going 'What?!' at the same time.
Seriously, the way it sounded was just too... creepy.

 

[T-Bone24]

"It's a giant worm, Anya. They're sinking cities with a giant worm!"

Actually, that's hilarious in context.

"Give me the naughty nightwear!"

"Who thought a cooler could make such a handy wang coffin? Can put this beer in there?"
"Go for it"

 

[RYjet911]

Really anything involving an innuendo but with the removal of the visual innuendo gag.

i.e. "Would you like to grasp my rod" without the obvious showing of a fishing rod.

 

[manicfoot]

In lord of the rings, imagine the ring is infact a 12 year old girl and the dialogue becomes hilarious:

Boromir: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing.

Frodo: Take her, take her with you Gandalf!
Gandalf: (angrily) Don't TEMPT ME, FRODO!

 

[Haydyn]

"The only Dick I need is my daddy." ~random comedian. EDIT: When talking about Dick Cheney's daughter.

 

[T-Bone24]

Really anything involving an innuendo but with the removal of the visual innuendo gag.

i.e. "Would you like to grasp my rod" without the obvious showing of a fishing rod.

Mitchell and Webb's Bawdy 70's hospital is pretty much all of that.
If you want dialogue that makes no sense out of context, watch a Carry On film.

 

[Scrythe]

Yes, what I linked >.>

Whoa, beaten by 4 minutes...

4 minutes OF GLORY >

Spoiler: Fine!

Abandon all subtly, all ye who enter here.

 

[akmarksman]

Listen to some of the dialog from Splinter Cell Chaos Theory on the original xbox when doing the CO-OP mode..

"Get into position,I'm ready"